MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Steven Jackson
"Ok, I'm sooooooo pissed Kings of Leon is here tomorrow night. Ok im not that mad I have to get ready for Washington"

How I See It: You know what Steven: You play for the Rams. Just go to the concert. It’s not like you would win anyway.

Dez Bryant
"Man I'm headed to Plano Texas so I can get my escalade....I don't won't to go but I am so I can stop driving my Bentley lol"

How I See It: Switching an Escalade for a Bentley ... c’mon, Dez. That’s a downgrade.

Martellus Bennett
"She's jus a small town girl living in a lonnnnellyy worrrrrllldd"

How I See It: She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere ...

DeAndre Jordan
"I just want to scream! POW!!! POW!!! But I think that would be frowned upon in this establishment. Lol"

How I See It: Keep it in the bedroom, buddy.

David Clowney
"Bad call by ref RT @Adam_Schefter: Jets S Eric Smith was fined $7,500 for unnecessary roughness on Pats WR Wes Welker."

How I See It: Bad call by David Clowney: Calling out a ref on Twitter ... that’ll cost you.

Ty Thomas
"At the Marriott with a can full of dem DoubleTree cookies...."

How I See It: “At forward, from LSU, standing in at 6-10 and 430 lbs., Ty Thomas!!!”

Chad Ochocinco
"Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal?"

How I See It: Nobody knows, Chad, because nobody has pigeons for pets.

Steve Slaton
"how many tats does everyone have? send a pic and i'll retweet the ones i like"

How I See It: Hmm, well one time I got a removable tattoo at a birthday party when I was little. Does that count?

Santonio Holmes
"J- E- T- S.... Jets Jets Jets"

How I See It: A sign that someone’s life has taken a turn for the worst.

Quentin Groves
"Who's all joining me and my fellow jaguars for bowling???"

How I See It: I know Jacksonville can’t sell out its games. But if the Jags can’t sell out the bowling alley with the team there, then we know they should officially become the Los Angeles Leopards.

Maurice Jones-Drew
"On my way to dc what's going on out there"

How I See It: You mean you won’t be joining your Jags teammates for bowling? Nothing happens in DC anyways.

David Clowney
"Don't forget to go to www.DavidClowney87.com to sign up to have your favorite NY JET Player wait on you and serve you your food. (Pls RT)"

How I See It: I’ll refrain from making a mean-spirited Rex Ryan joke here.

Kerry Rhodes
"about to hear rex pre game speech!! i know its gonna be crazy!!"

How I See It: I’m not sure why, but a Rex Ryan pregame speech sounds really dangerous. I’m staying away.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Wow! Hundreds of vik fans and media here to welcome us to the N.O.. love it"

How I See It: No surprise that the media shows up to greet and root for Brett Favre.

Tony Kanaan
"Olha a camiseta do cara.. Look at my fan.. http://twitpic.com/zfpwm"

How I See It: Tweeting in Spanglish….this really just takes it to a new level.

Nicole Hage
"Welcome to Dallas: its pouring ....."

How I See It:It’s Troy Aikman’s tears from the Cowboys’ loss to the Vikings last weekend.

David Clowney
"Taking off now,.. God watch over us and get my team to Indy safe."

How I See It: The only way to guarantee this might be to draft Tim Tebow.

David Clowney
"You ever feel like you doing stuff great/good keeping your other half happy and it still ain't good enough? Random Question!!!!!"

How I See It: Sure it is, David.

Trent Shelton
"Man I have the worst luck on plane seats.either I'm sitting next to a crying baby or like in this case someone who smells like grade A shi*"

How I See It: Could be Grade B.

Martellus Bennett
"On my grizzy like a muthaf&$8n bear. What's good?"

How I See It: You forgot an "L" there, Martellus. You have an extra one in your name, or you can borrow one from the Rams. They've got plenty more.

Dara Torres
"U guys, that was Ashton Kutcher I was with!!"

How I See It: Jeez, that guy catches more cougars than the zoo.

Natalie Coughlin
"What should I be for Halloween... Any suggestions? "

How I See It: Amanda Beard.

Stephon Marbury
"I uploaded a YouTube video -- Stephon MArbury http://bit.ly/2HINIf"

How I See It: Can’t even imagine the contents of this video.

Ryan Grant
"Are there still fans who want tickets to tomorrows game? Let me know..I have a set of 3 and a set of 2"

How I See It: Honestly, no one really wants to see the Browns. So there probably aren’t any fans who want tickets.

Bill Stewart
"Great win by the lads. Really showed resilency being down several times during the game and kept believing in their teammates and coaches."

How I See It:The “lads”? Does Bill Stewart coach an English Premier League team now?

DeJuan Blair
"Chillin lookin 4 something to do n San Antonio.!!????"

How I See It: The Alamo. Remember it. Because I think that's all there is to do in San Antonio besides go to Spurs games. And you are a player, so I guess you have to settle for the Alamo.

David Clowney
"OMG my laptop still won't turn on and I have HW to turn in"

How I See It: This week’s math homework? Calculate how much money Mark Sanchez made in last Sunday’s 5-interception debacle. For the game and per interception. We’ll let David handle this equation.

Jessica Gysin
"Sad I'm missing the Laker game but I have class! How do they look?"

How I See It: They are very large and have gold and purple clothes on. One of them looks as if he hasn't shaved or gotten a haircut since the Berlin Wall fell.

Takeo Spikes
"guess we have crabs AND vd! lol"

How I See It: This was taken out of context, I gotta admit. But you don't wanna see the context. Trust me.

Ben King
"Just bought a plane ticket to Nicaragua for a week in November... I'll find a way to fill you in on "the plan" soon. Siked its working out!"

How I See It: The DEA is now monitoring Ben King's Twitter page.

Shawne Merriman
"I love how things get blown up for nothing, all that was said is that we need to play better & we didnt need to be told that..NOW HEADLINES?"

How I See It: In the Shawne Merriman School of Logic, venting frustration about being quoted by the media means you should provide said media more quotable material.

David Clowney
"Someone loves me :-/ "

How I See It: Emoticon fail.