Athlete Tweets Review 11/05/09

  • Thursday, November 5, 2009 6:18 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Sugar Shane Mosley
"I heard berto was mad because I said I was gonna ruin his career, well I know the truth hurts sometime."

How I See It: In that case, brace yourself Shane. You're 38. You're also the 3rd 4th best "Sugar" of all time. Sugar Daddy candies are delicious.

Morgan Pressel
"Got some good work in today...sad I have to pack again after I have barely unpacked"

How I See It: If you've barely unpacked, how bad can it really be?

Dwayne Wade
"jus hit that cold tank tub up. Tryna get my legs ready 4 them nuggets 2morrow. Treatment day"

How I See It: I just hit the tub too D-Wade. Tryna get my stomach ready for them Chicken McNuggets tomorrow.

Bobby Boswell
"I am not a fan of Leopard print snuggies!!"

How I See It: I was about to say, you look more like a tie-dye guy to me anyway Bobby.

Ticha Penicheiro
"Gmorning everybody!! Where r my Monarchs' fans at?? Today is lottery day!! Can we PLEASE get the #1 pick?? And can Maya Moore be a senior??"

How I See It: We can make this happen, Ticha. Just watch the 1985 NBA Draft Lottery. It's like "Rigging For Dummies".

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Athlete Tweets Review: 10/06/09

  • Tuesday, October 6, 2009 8:00 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Stuart Schweigert
"Tigers Choke. Suicide will be considered."

How I See It: I can understand the extreme reaction, Stuart. Not only did you play for the worst pro football team ever last year, THEY CUT YOU! I'm more worried about your sanity than the Tigers'.

Leonard Little
"Watching Rehab. I guess it's a pool at the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas where people hang out. I don't know because Ive never been to Vegas."

How I See It: ... there really should be an "Irony Alert" on Twitter.

Bill Stewart
"In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt"

How I See It: Funny, Michael Irvin and Lawrence Taylor lived by the same motto.

Nate Robinson
"Guess who I just seen? SMH"

How I See It: I'm going to guess it wasn't an English teacher.

Dwayne Wade
"Orlando whts the word. whts to do out here???"

How I See It: Well, there's Disney World. Since you're Dwayne Wade though, I'd recommend going to Wherever The Hell You Feel Like. They'll treat you pretty well there.

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