MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Pete Carroll
"big win for the @lakers last night in the battle of LA! great game for kobe too! let's have another #RingNight next year!"

How I See It: This is annoying. SoCal wins everything. They won't shut up about it either.

Amer Delic
"Continued: He had to have the balls to come out with the truth when there was no reason other than his guilty conscience."

How I See It: He's right. Agassi didn't have the entire US Justice system coming after him. It took that and then some for half of the MLB to start talking. He's got more balls than a driving range.

Zaza Pachulia
"Season starts tonight.First official game against Pacers @ 7pm.I'm excited.Can't wait to play in front of Hawks fans again.They're the best"

How I See It: None of whom can pronounce your name.

Dwayne Wade
"Worked hard all summer(check) worked hard in training camp(check) brotherhood in R lockerroom(check) luv 4 the game(stay checked) ready 2 go"

How I See It: You forgot new knees for Jermaine O'Neal. Just saying...