"On my way 2 Urban Active in Bellevue. Should b there b4 6 pm - running a bit late but can't wait to sign books. Stop by if u are in the area"
How I See It: You think you’ll get away with making “books” the code word for recruits? Creative, but I don’t think so!
"Btw he lives across the street , I like him, and am bringing soup right now! If he didn't get hurt there would be no suspension"
How I See It: Bringing a neighbor soup? Is this the same guy who had 2,562 career penalty minutes?
How I See It: Yeah true, man. You must have been putting in way too much effort to average 8.6 points and 0.7 assists last season. Tone down the work.
"Dear fantasy footballers...perfection is unobtainable..."
How I See It: Yeah, we kind of figured that one out. Next year, don’t mislead us with another unArian Foster-esque Week 1 performance.
"The signing was Superb!! lotta buzz rolling wit us Jags let's keep it going and get a win on MNF http://fb.me/D7a66Ya9"
How I See It: I’m glad it went well. All 80 Jaguars fans must have showed up.
"thanks for all the support and prayers from my family, fans and friends...I'm working hard to get back on the field w my teammates #saints"
How I See It: Good, Drew Brees needs you for those three handoffs per game. The Saints also need your French name for marketing purposes.
"Foul tips that are caught are live balls."
How I See It: I mean ... that’s just not true.
"AY!! Can yall believe Chad just called me 2 play him 1 on 1 basketball after i just waxed him yesterday! we played 4 gms, I won 3-1."
How I See It: Yes, we can believe that you guys act like teenagers. We have all watched the immaturity of you two over the past ten years. Risking injury in four games of one-on-one during an off-day does not surprise anybody.
Chad OchoCinco Johnson
How I See It: Well, somebody’s being a sore loser.
"They keep taking bout the same thing over and over!!!"
How I See It: Don’t act like it’s everyone else’s fault. You asked for this. You played the whole free agent thing up for a few years and then organized “The Decision” special. Now suck it up, LeBron. Some village in Akron is missing its idiot.