Tweets by Jimmer Fredette, Alexander Ovechkin and More

  • Wednesday, July 6, 2011 10:51 AM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Alexander Ovechkin
"Hi guys!I'm back in usa.now I'm in toronto canada..."
How I See It: Cause that makes a lot of sense ...

Ozzie Guillen
"670 score very smart people talking baseball lol "
How I See It: Is talking baseball the newest section on the SATs? Top score of 800?

Jimmer Fredette
"Goodnight everyone"
How I See It: Jimmer's lights out.

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Tweets By Dwyane Wade, Jeremy Roenick, Greg Jennings And More

  • Tuesday, March 1, 2011 3:46 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Jeremy Roenick
"Teams win cups with players like Upshall"

How I See It: And Patrick Kane. And Sidney Crosby. And Nicklas Lindstrom. No offense, Scottie.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm all over this! @snoopdogg is giving a FREE Bulletstorm concert for the college with the most votes !Vote NOW at http://on.fb.me/h209OQ"

How I See It: I can tell you what you're not all over: Chauncey Billups.

DeMar DeRozan
"I thank God everyday for the little things in Life..."

How I See It: Ah, you must have just noticed this weekend's back-to-back games in New Jersey. Two games in front of Kim Kardashian and Maria Sharapova!

Luke Donald
"@McIlroyRory of course, we have corona and carlsberg for dessert!! Might even have a Guinness for u Rors!!"

How I See It: Nothing like the talk of European golfers. I'm trying to imagine Tiger and Phil having this conversation on twitter, but I just can't see it.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/12/10

  • Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:58 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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John Calipari
"On my way 2 Urban Active in Bellevue. Should b there b4 6 pm - running a bit late but can't wait to sign books. Stop by if u are in the area"

How I See It: You think you’ll get away with making “books” the code word for recruits? Creative, but I don’t think so!

Matthew Barnaby
"Btw he lives across the street , I like him, and am bringing soup right now! If he didn't get hurt there would be no suspension"

How I See It: Bringing a neighbor soup? Is this the same guy who had 2,562 career penalty minutes?

DeMar DeRozan
"Overly Dedicated...."

How I See It: Yeah true, man. You must have been putting in way too much effort to average 8.6 points and 0.7 assists last season. Tone down the work.

Arian Foster
"Dear fantasy footballers...perfection is unobtainable..."

How I See It: Yeah, we kind of figured that one out. Next year, don’t mislead us with another unArian Foster-esque Week 1 performance.

Mike Thomas
"The signing was Superb!! lotta buzz rolling wit us Jags let's keep it going and get a win on MNF http://fb.me/D7a66Ya9"

How I See It: I’m glad it went well. All 80 Jaguars fans must have showed up.

Pierre Thomas
"thanks for all the support and prayers from my family, fans and friends...I'm working hard to get back on the field w my teammates #saints"

How I See It: Good, Drew Brees needs you for those three handoffs per game. The Saints also need your French name for marketing purposes.

Hunter Pence
"Foul tips that are caught are live balls."

How I See It: I mean ... that’s just not true.

Terrell Owens
"AY!! Can yall believe Chad just called me 2 play him 1 on 1 basketball after i just waxed him yesterday! we played 4 gms, I won 3-1."

How I See It: Yes, we can believe that you guys act like teenagers. We have all watched the immaturity of you two over the past ten years. Risking injury in four games of one-on-one during an off-day does not surprise anybody.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
":("

How I See It: Well, somebody’s being a sore loser.

LeBron James
"They keep taking bout the same thing over and over!!!"

How I See It: Don’t act like it’s everyone else’s fault. You asked for this. You played the whole free agent thing up for a few years and then organized “The Decision” special. Now suck it up, LeBron. Some village in Akron is missing its idiot.

Athlete Tweets Review 09/13/10

  • Monday, September 13, 2010 6:07 PM
  • Written By: Julian Clarke

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Chad OchoCinco
"Headed to lift weights to get the soreness out, can't even look to the left thanks to Merriweather, great hit though, i need a neck brace:("

How I See It: You have officially been humbled, Mr. OchoCinco.

Chris Paul
"I'm thinkin bout goin as Superfly from #I'mGonGetYaSucka...wit them platforms wit the fish in them lol"

How I See It: Three questions: Going where? Who is “Superfly?” And how are you supposed to get fish into platforms? All I can say is stay safe.

Earl Bennett
"I hate make-up!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! No on my FYI lol"

How I See It: Well, I guess now we know why he didn't get any receptions on Sunday ...

Tashard Choice
"What's understood doesn't need to be said. I'm on for the rest season. Know dat"

How I See It: So what do we understand that you're not saying, or did you say it? I don't understand.

Irene Cho
"Wow! That was an awesome interception! See what hard knocks does to ya!"

How I See It: I see a new favorite corner in New York in the near future! Revis Island should make a little room for Cromartie Beach.

DeMar DeRozan
"Watch Bal vs NYJ..."

How I See It: That was tonight?! I was really curious about what everyone was talking about.

Jay Feely
"Big play for Bart Scott. Be sure that he desperately wants to outplay Ray Lewis. Big Bro/Little Bro dynamic Scott wants out of Lewis' shadow"

How I See It: Stick with placekicking over psychoanalysis. Leave that to the real players.

Athlete Tweets Review 08/15/10

  • Monday, August 16, 2010 6:31 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Trent Shelton
"Dont treat relationships like a revolving door because you can walk back in but it nothing going to change. Save yourself a trip"

How I See It: Or you could get stuck in it. Seriously, being stuck in a revolving door is one of my fears. Always take the side door.

Terrell Owens
"@OGOchoCinco May swing thru Robin! Batman is eating"

How I See It: Just like kids, they pretend to be superheroes. And just like kids, they will probably eventually fight over which one of them gets to be Batman.

Michael Huff
"Shoutout to all my new followers, all I talk about is cougars, food, and make fun of my teammates so get ready!!"

How I See It: I know he’s not your teammate anymore, but I hope JaMarcus is included in that last group.

Darnell Dockett
"If I had 2 put on a diffrent uniform it would B Eagles/!bears/Ravens/panthers/Jets I like all their uniforms cn someonephoto shop me in them"

How I See It: Every Cardinals fan just panicked a little bit.

DeMar DeRozan
"Seem like happiness is hard to find..."

How I See It: It’s especially harder to find in Canada.

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/11/10

  • Monday, July 12, 2010 9:19 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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DeMar DeRozan
"The NBA..."

How I See It: ... All-Star game should just be Heat-Lakers next year.

Renee Montgomery
"#wewasgooduntil I found out you got babies all over the country."

How I See It: Don’t you dare talk about Travis Henry like that.

Bernard Berrian
"U smell like the ocean in winter #PickUpLines"

How I See It:Works all the time.

Keith Eloi
"PISSED RIGHT NOW!!!!"

How I See It: Somebody's a Knicks fan. There's always the summer of 2011!

Chris Paul
"Card game..."

How I See It: NBA players and card games ... never ends badly.

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/21/10

  • Friday, May 21, 2010 4:03 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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DeMar DeRozan
"Not Afraid...."

How I See It: ... to be ambiguous.

John Calipari
"On my way to the Vitale gala tonite. Dick is passionate about charity. He's in the Hall of Fame because he's a builder not a demolition man"

How I See It: Demolition Man was a terrible movie.

Cole Aldrich
"Storms brewing in the windy city"

How I See It: Musta felt it in that missing tooth.

Amare Stoudemire
"Have you gone to Google's homepage yet today? It's Pac-Man's 30th anniversary."

How I See It: The better question is who hasn't been to Google's homepage today.

Mo Williams/a>
"Bout to get on this MLB the show"

How I See It: Should be getting on some defensive drills.

Athlete Tweets Review 05/08/10

  • Saturday, May 8, 2010 6:01 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Thurman Thomas
"Roll up your sleeves and farts"

How I See It: Not exactly seeing the connection between the two, but thanks for the advice.

Blake Griffin
"What's up people... What's everybody doin today?"

How I See It: Blake Griffin’s still alive?

DeMar DeRozan
"Hard knock life...."

How I See It: I guess we know what DeMar is doing with his Saturday night ... you guessed it, seeing the play Annie.

Kenny Florian
"Here at the Bell Centre in Montreal to get ready for our prefight "

How I See It:I’m sure all of Montreal will be paying attention to UFC tonight. Don’t think there’s anything else to watch that they would take much interest in. Nope.

Chris Johnson
"I'm in toledo where is the love at"

How I See It: I’ll answer your question with another question. Why exactly are you in Toledo?

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