MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Mohamed Massaquoi
"Andrew Luck is returning to school. Wow. That is impressive. #truestudentathlete"

How I See It: The NFL is a dream come true, but for some (including Luck), so is a degree from Stanford.

Mike Vick
"Just wanted to say good morning and ill be back on later if i have time. Big week ahead ! "

How I See It: Big week ahead? "Hi, I'm Mike Vick, and I like to state the obvious."

Brandon McDonald
"Bout to go get da whips detailed"

How I See It: For his opponent's sake, let's hope McDonald's being hypothetical, not literal. Oh wait, the Browns are done for the season. Obviously.

Frank Trigg
"Dear TV producers, please make me famous for doing nothing, I wanna be like #jerseyshore. I've worked to hard in #MMa."

How I See It: You've got the gym down, Trigg. Now head to the tanning salon and do your laundry. You're good to go.

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...what you guys up to? I'm checking out "Little Fockers" so far it's cool"

How I See It: If it's so cool, why are you tweeting during the movie?

Darnell Dockett
"Bought 50 bikes and now I'm on my way to hand them out to kids who don't have one or who parents couldn't afford to get there kids 1."

How I See It: Although the holidays are over, it's nice to see someone still has Christmas spirit.

Brandon McDonald
"Bout to go smash some Waffle House..."

How I See It: How does one go about smashing a waffle house? Have fun with that.

Jay Feely
"Busted! RT @MikeAndMike Did Golic wear the same shirt on Letterman twice? He says no. You decide! Here's the pic: http://es.pn/ak1RJm"

How I See It: Just stop, Jay, you are the only one who cares enough to post a picture of that.

Nick Barnett
"Well it is what it is... Next year someone will pay for this.. I will take out my anger and fustrations out on all opposing teams!"

How I See It: You need to relax.

Steve Breaston
"Hmmmm I'm human, and I workout Active everyday, so yeah I can doughnuts @KidStallyn: @SBreaston15 WHA WHA (cont) http://tl.gd/6gce4r"

How I See It: I was convinced you were like a receiving robot, 14 receptions is almost un-human, and ONE whole touchdown?! At least you’re starting now and eating donuts.

Nate Robinson
"Follow my boy @Dchristmas22 he is the ugliest dude from Philly and has a cave man's grill lol #WORDAAPP"

How I See It: You’re the shortest dude from Boston.

Darnell Dockett
"Then she had the nerve to tell me she still likes me ! And she follows me on twitter! *blank stare*"

How I See It: I wonder if it’s cause she saw you showering live on UStream, I mean, people do that a lot right? *blank stare*

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm bringing a special guest with me to Memphis Madness tonighttttt! ;-D"

How I See It: Five t’s and a winky face?! Somebody thinks they’re going to have a good day.

CJ Spiller
"Well had a great wk of prac now its off to clemson for da big wknd can't wait get bak in death valley on sat. God get all da glory.#21"

How I See It: Clemson must have pretty lenient with you because of your athletic ability; did you cut all your English classes? The Bills are 0-5, just so you know.

Joel Hanrahan
"This show about Alabama football on espn2 is awful!!!"

How I See It: Wow, that shocks me so much, especially since Nick Saban is so eccentric and personable.

Trent Shelton
"Why hype yourself up to standards you can't live up to! Better to be underrated to be overrated."

How I See It: That statement didn’t resonate with a single member of the New York Jets.

Darnell Dockett
"Who up right night , I got a problem!"

How I See It: And his name is Matt Leinart.

LeBron James
"Just landed back home and ran into @mogotti2 and the fam. Always good to see family."

How I See It: LeBron’s taking his talents to his house to see his family.

Golden Tate
"I want a pet lion when I grow up! Can I buy one from the petco in Africa ?"

How I See It: Golden broke into a doughnut store at 3 a.m. Can we possibly trust him with a pet lion?

Darnell Dockett
"Having a productive day, just talked to kevin mawae NFLPA about next year lock out! Smh if yall only knew why there will be NO FOOTBALL!"

How I See It: This makes me cry. So much. Every day.

Pete Carroll
"just finished a wednesday-type practice since the game's a day earlier this week... a big day for us! week's flying by!"

How I See It: What's a Wednesday-type practice under Pete Carroll? I can't remember if that was skydiving day? Or was it bowling?

Steven Jackson
"I was very humble by the crowd that waited and wanted my autograph. I didn't get everyone but i tried my best to."

How I See It: Rule No. 1 in the Humble Handguide: Don't say you are humble.

Apolo Ohno
"Traffic...awesome... http://tweetphoto.com/41171910"

How I See It: Don't bump the Korean one again, probably won't get away with it this time.

Jared Dudley
"The Jordan Brand still makes million of dollars and he hasnt played in the NBA in forever.. There will only be 1 Jordan.. The G.O.A.T"

How I See It: Just a quick heads up, Jared. You are no longer in Charlotte on the Bobcats roster. The time to suck up to MJ has long past.

Chad Ochocinco
"#OCNNBreakingNews Chad OchoCinco Debuts Cereal Brand: Ochocincos God is good, I lost 25k but will make it back #POW http://bit.ly/9J6DFE"

How I See It: Yes, they are actually producing and selling "Ochocinco's." And the motto? "Just don't tweet while you eat."

Trent Shelton
"Dont treat relationships like a revolving door because you can walk back in but it nothing going to change. Save yourself a trip"

How I See It: Or you could get stuck in it. Seriously, being stuck in a revolving door is one of my fears. Always take the side door.

Terrell Owens
"@OGOchoCinco May swing thru Robin! Batman is eating"

How I See It: Just like kids, they pretend to be superheroes. And just like kids, they will probably eventually fight over which one of them gets to be Batman.

Michael Huff
"Shoutout to all my new followers, all I talk about is cougars, food, and make fun of my teammates so get ready!!"

How I See It: I know he’s not your teammate anymore, but I hope JaMarcus is included in that last group.

Darnell Dockett
"If I had 2 put on a diffrent uniform it would B Eagles/!bears/Ravens/panthers/Jets I like all their uniforms cn someonephoto shop me in them"

How I See It: Every Cardinals fan just panicked a little bit.

DeMar DeRozan
"Seem like happiness is hard to find..."

How I See It: It’s especially harder to find in Canada.

Darnell Dockett
"Holy shit My coach got us in full pads! This is like X-mas in august whoop whoop I'm bout to go slap joey porter and get him pissed off 2day"

How I See It: I wish I could Tweet that.

John Calipari
"Two guys going at each other and trying to knock each other out of the circle. What a great way to start a practice!"

How I See It: Didn't know Calipari had the capabilities to Tweet while fighting the NCAA.

Jay Feely
"I knew when he was a rookie that Matt Schaub would be one of the better QB's some day. He is dilligent, smart and throws a catchable ball."

How I See It: That explains it: Roethlisberger, not smart. Cutler, not diligent. Romo, can't hold a placekick. Ryan Leaf, D) none of the above.

Michael Huff
"The lakers beating the mavs is like Ohio or uconn beatin Texas in football. @tyvonbranch @MikeMitchell34"

How I See It: Umm, what?

Anna Rawson
"Funniest facebook message I have ever received: "Much needed...you...on the world's golf courses please...way too way guys with big tummies""

How I See It: This is why good-looking women should be allowed on the PGA tour.

Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.

Hakim Warrick
"State troopers pulling ppl over n unmarked chargers.... Isn't tht entrapment or something?"

How I See It: It just ain't right.

Donte Whitner
"Are u guys having a good day? I am...olive garden then NAP TIME"

How I See It: All you can eat salad and bread sticks.

Brian Cushing
"people can't drive in new York city"

How I See It: You are getting spoiled in Houston.

Michael Griffin
"@ChrisJohnson28 call me when you get a chance"

How I See It: Call me also, Chris.

Darnell Dockett
"I'm hungry, I wants pancakes, cheese grits, turkey sausage, 4scrambled eggs, apple juice, and a USA today paper w/a cigar!!"

How I See It: Maybe you should be the spokesman for Denny's.

Amare Stoudemire
"Boker Tov !! People. Have a great day. I'm done with a weight lift, next stop Basketball Court. All ways working. Shalom."

How I See It: New York already making you a little Jewish. This could be my favorite tweet ever!

Darnell Dockett
"I'm in LA I'm bout to jog down rodell drive in some tights and no shirt. And the first actress I see I'm gonna run up and kiss her!"

How I See It: Worked out pretty well for Adrien Brody after winning his Oscar. Crossing my fingers you get Lindsey Lohan.

Ian Stewart
"Scrambled eggs w/ cheese, sausage, bacon, hash brown casserole, biscuits and gravy and some sweet tea..my favorite meal."

How I See It: And here I was thinking Wheaties was the breakfast of champions.

Kerry Keating
"I'll say this after using the iPad and wifi on a plane for 3 hours. The battery is good. Only used 36% of it, with video, net, & kindle"

How I See It: Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Apple's newest spokesperson, Kerry Keating!

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
"damn it is hot as hell in vegas!!!"

How I See It: Well, it IS the city of sin, so I guess that makes sense.

Leigh Bodden
"In-N-out"

How I See It: I hope you got a double-double, animal style. YUM.

Darnell Dockett
"IN LA THEY HAVE FAKE EVERYTHING I just saw a chick with lip injections her top lip look like a thick ass pizza crust and they all smoke cigs"

How I See It: Fake NFL QB’s too ... starting with Matt Leinart.

Thurman Thomas
"Everyone should fart at 11:00pm eastern time tonight and see what happens..."

How I See It: This guy’s in the Hall of Fame? Really?

Candace Parker
"Headed to our outdoor game vs seattle. Outdoors at the home depot center vs seattle. Yaaahhhh"

How I See It: And by “Home Depot Center,” she must mean “Home Depot Parking Lot.”

Leonard Weaver
"Man, philly fans are the best!"

How I See It: Yeah! Totally! Just ask Donovan McNabb or Santa Claus.

Jonny Flynn
"Next stop...LA"

How I See It: Jonny must be playing as the Celtics in NBA Live, because his T’Wolves sure aren’t in the finals.

Matthew Barnaby
"Ok serious chills during anthem!!!"

How I See It: Oh that must be why Marian Hossa is shaking. I thought he was nervous.

Le’Ron McClain
"Man check this I gotta crush on a tall, short hair, long legs and................... Man nevermind let me stop dreamin!!! #MonkeyBiz-----"

How I See It: You have a crush on Joe Flacco?

Bill Romanowski
"Be safe this weekend and enjoy it with family and friends."

How I See It: For a guy who once punched another player on a Sunday, those were some kind words.

Darnell Dockett
"A real Dockett Rule that ill always live by-> "if your good at something never do It for free" !!!!"

How I See It: Can’t wait for that 2011 NFL lockout.

Dan Ellis
"Gotta root for the Hawks because then we have the ever popular excuse of : Oh well at least we lost to the cup champs!"

How I See It: There will be a new banner hanging from the rafters next year at Nashville’s arena: “Oh well at least we lost to the cup champs! 2010”. Great moments in Nashville Predators history!

Kawika Mitchell
"Also... ORLANDO!!! Magic wins series 4-0. ORLANDO!!!"

How I See It: Not sure how magical this win actually was. I think they may have been playing my high school team.

Kevin Weekes
"What about the veteroni Mark Recchi still doing it at 42 ?"

How I See It: “Veteroni”? I’m pretty sure I ordered that at an Italian restaurant a couple weeks ago.

Darnell Dockett
"I'm going to wendys and get 20nuggets and a frosty!"

How I See It: First Kurt Warner retired. Then the Seahawks got good again. Now Darnell Dockett discovered Wendy's. Goodbye, 2010 Cardinals.

Stewart Cink
"I try to learn something new every day. Today: Nashville hockey fans throw catfish onto ice, in response to Detroit's octopus chuckers."

How I See It: Catfish? That’s just disgusting. And you wonder why hockey can’t succeed in the Sun Belt.

Matthew Barnaby
"Another too many men in nashville !! 21 count I think"

How I See It: Yup, Nashville had 21 men on the ice at one time. All skaters, goalies, coaches, and even catfish.

Rey Maualuga
"Washing clothes with moms. Trying to take notes lol"

How I See It: After Rey's DUI incident, it is now against the law for him to hang out with anyone females under the age of 40. Next up, an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show (wouldn't that be something?!).

C.J. Spiller
"I love my visit to Buffalo and I can't wait to get bak and start training, the fans are awesome i can already tell that by the hockey game."

How I See It: Firstly, nobody loves their visit to Buffalo. That's like saying I loved watching Lou Holtz. Also, not sure if you know this CJ but playoff hockey is a little different than a regular-season football game. Get back to us in November about the fans.

Josh Cribbs
"Cavs are far superior to the bulls "

How I See It: It's a good thing he didn't say Cleveland is far superior to Chicago because it looks like Joakim Noah isn't alone in his feelings.

Jon Brockman
"Headed to the asparagus festival in Stockton. Has anyone ever been to or heard of that?"

How I See It: In the past, parents disciplined and punished their kids by spanking them, yelling at them, grounding them and exiling them. Now, they just take them to the asparagus festival.

Darnell Dockett
"Man I'm getting a massage naked on the beach! This is the life!"

How I See It: I can't decide which is more revolting: that tweet or Tim Tebow being selected in the first round?

Tito Ortiz
"Jenna call me."

How I See It: Tweets of desperation.

Stylez G. White
"Listening to jay z old shit... "imaginary players" yo, whts the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6? Instant classic!"

How I See It: Can't disagree with that one. That first name, though.....

Darnell Dockett
"Shoutout to all the NFL teams that's spending money to get better!"

How I See It: Never thought the Bears would fall into that category.

Morris Peterson
"Whats up world? tonight we play @moneymase and the #Spurs on ESPN, what are you up to?"

How I See It: Mo Pete's still in the league?

Simon Cho
"1.5 months ago, I refused to hop on the Twitter bandwagon...at this point, my rebelliousness has been overpowered by my fondness of Twitter"

How I See It: Probably the most introspective tweet ever.

Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.