Tweets By Plaxico Burress, Tiger Woods, Alex Morgan And More

  • Wednesday, August 3, 2011 2:13 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


Braylon Edwards
"Damn. Get ya knuckles ready"
How I See It: Gotta love tweeting while your gang is in the middle of a bar fight. This will definitely help raise your next contract.

Alex Morgan
"Bachelorette finale yes I watched it and yes I'm happy with the ending! I won't ruin it for you west coast people..."
How I See It: "The Bachelorette" could shatter viewing records if it casts Alex Morgan.

Tiger Woods
"Feeling fit and ready to tee it up at Firestone next week. Excited to get back out there!"
How I See It: Golf injuries: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Plaxico Burress
"I have a great question. Why is Chris Carter not in the Hall of Fame yet? The man was one of the best EVER to play the position. ThatsCrazy!"
How I See It: I have a great question: if I shoot myself in the leg with an unregistered weapon, will I have a $3 million contract waiting for me two years later?

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Tweets By Ochocinco, Pete Carroll And More

  • Friday, July 29, 2011 10:21 AM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good"
How I See It: Wow, Cincinnati must have been worse than I thought. What did Ocho do anyway do deserve deliverance into the promised land of the best run franchise in the NFL?

Braylon Edwards
"It's a shame some people base all there knowledge off media outlets, usually " including NFL teams. Lol. Develop info for yourself please"
How I See It: A word of advice Braylon: Try to avoid insulting potential employers.

Pete Carroll
"I've seen better hands on a clock... And did they arrest the guy who stole your calves? @RobRiggle"
How I See It: Who knew Coach Carroll could spit this good of a trash talking game?

Jon Beason
"Turn on the tube! Jon beason highest paid MLB in the league. News breaks now"
How I See It: I'm always amazed by how much a little third person use amplifies the arrogance of a tweet.

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Tweets By Gerald McCoy, Ray Edwards And More

  • Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:06 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon


Myron Rolle
"Saw the Bieber movie, I've never seen fans react to an artist like they did him! He can sing though & works hard…"

How I See It: I’m pretty sure the Titans just released you to the free agency after reading that Tweet.

Ray Edwards
"Why health food stores never have regular water they always got that extra ish"

How I See It: Because the fancier the name, the healthier the water… duh.

Gerald McCoy
"God bless all the twitter world and more!!"

How I See It: Typically, God is just called upon to bless the United States of America, not a virtual society.

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Tweets By LeBron James, Patrick Willis And More

  • Saturday, January 8, 2011 11:30 AM
  • Written By: Daniel Rubens


Kevin Weekes
"Hold up...Leafs up 9-1 over ATL ?!! "

How I See It: Atlanta sucks, Kevin. Badly.

Braylon Edwards
"This Midwest cold is serious. Been in new York so I definitely forgot "

How I See It: Well, who wouldn't get used to the beautiful, 85-degree beaches in New York during winter?

Patrick Willis
"Did I just feel an earthquake. Wow that made me nervous lol"

How I See It: That was actually just the balance of power in the NFC West and Pac-12 shifting.

Fabian Washington
"Owings Mills needs a Benihana's"

How I See It: Everywhere needs a Benihana.

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens whats up bruh, its going on 3 oclock over here, enjoying Madrid, i have a trial (tryout) with Real Madrid after surgery "

How I See It: Ochocinco: Is there anything he can't do (other than win a Super Bowl)?

LeBron James
"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. "

How I See It: Sounds like someone might be regretting some sort of decision that he made over the summer ...

Tweets By Michael Vick, Braylon Edwards And More

  • Thursday, January 6, 2011 4:23 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Mohamed Massaquoi
"Andrew Luck is returning to school. Wow. That is impressive. #truestudentathlete"

How I See It: The NFL is a dream come true, but for some (including Luck), so is a degree from Stanford.

Mike Vick
"Just wanted to say good morning and ill be back on later if i have time. Big week ahead ! "

How I See It: Big week ahead? "Hi, I'm Mike Vick, and I like to state the obvious."

Brandon McDonald
"Bout to go get da whips detailed"

How I See It: For his opponent's sake, let's hope McDonald's being hypothetical, not literal. Oh wait, the Browns are done for the season. Obviously.

Frank Trigg
"Dear TV producers, please make me famous for doing nothing, I wanna be like #jerseyshore. I've worked to hard in #MMa."

How I See It: You've got the gym down, Trigg. Now head to the tanning salon and do your laundry. You're good to go.

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...what you guys up to? I'm checking out "Little Fockers" so far it's cool"

How I See It: If it's so cool, why are you tweeting during the movie?

Darnell Dockett
"Bought 50 bikes and now I'm on my way to hand them out to kids who don't have one or who parents couldn't afford to get there kids 1."

How I See It: Although the holidays are over, it's nice to see someone still has Christmas spirit.

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Tweets By Jay Feely, Michael Oher And More

  • Tuesday, December 14, 2010 6:02 PM
  • Written By: Julian Clarke


Michael Oher
"Im really a maya moore fan"

How I See It: Just ask her out already.

Hakim Warrick
"Just cop some true cargo shorts n the middle of dec... Gotta love phx"

How I See It: Gotta love that 11-12 record.

Brandon Jennings
"Any basketball games on espn or espn2 tonight?"

How I See It: Is it just me, or does a single professional athlete know how to use the internet?

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...Today is foundation tuesday...were getting a lot of work done"

How I See It: You might as well be getting work done since you guys haven't scored a touchdown since Thanksgiving.

Kevin Weekes
"Hey Toronto-we're in Canada NOT New Mexico,all of you with 4-Wheel drive...have to be able to drive in Winter !!!"

How I See It: Seriously, there is no other side to this argument. I just don't know how to respond to this.

Jay Feely
"Is this thing really supposed to make my groin feel better?"

How I See It: Jay, you rushed for a touchdown on Sunday; I was impressed. Don't make me lose all the respect I just gained for you.

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Tweets By Braylon Edwards, Jimmy Clausen And More

  • Wednesday, December 1, 2010 11:12 PM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Stevie Johnson
"Mannn I Can Watch EveryBody Hates Chris All Day!! Any1 Else Fans Of EveryBody hates Chris? Whats Yal Tv Shows? I'll b sure To check them Out

How I See It: I guess it’s better than hating God all day.

Jermichael Finley
"I just heard Jesus was a cheesehead.."

How I See It: I wouldn’t be surprised, although he’s certainly working in odd ways this year.

Braylon Edwards
" I bet yall didnt know @Revis24 is most likely to retire & become a rapper LOL I only freestyle he makes full songs haha"

How I See It: So that’s what he was doing while he wasn’t at training camp. Would anyone else love to see a T.O.-Revis Rap Battle?

Tracy Porter
"So it begins: #whodat vs #whodey battle....well we (#whodats) can't wait! Need I saw more? #filmstudy on deck."

How I See It: What an epic storyline. Too bad the Bengals are awful.

Jimmy Clausen
"@ShowtimeTate u better hook me up Friday night for dinner my brotha!"

How I See It: Golden, trust me: After what Clausen’s endured this year, the least you can do is buy the man some grub.

Ryan Clark
"You know something has to be rotten when it stinks bad enough for the Ravens & the Steelers to agree it smells horrible."

How I See It: This is, by far, the best description of the Ravens-Steelers rivalry to date. Can’t wait for Sunday!

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Athlete Tweets Review 08/25/10

  • Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:27 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon


Sidney Rice
"New blog..."

How I See It: It looks like Rice’s hip surgery has left him desperate for things to do.

Chad Ochocinco
"Me and baby Carlos jamming to Slique Song addicted"

How I See It: Chad rarely fails to amaze me. I don’t know if I’m more shocked that he bought the baby Carlos shirt or that he can actually roller skate backwards.

Jozy Altidore
"What's up people? 24 is an amazing tv show. Jack Bauer is no joke!"

How I See It: Yeah, we realize it’s a great TV show. You’re about nine years late on the Jack bandwagon.

Chris Bosh
"Training = pain"

How I See It: Creating super-team = annoying for NBA

Ricky Williams
"Commonly asked's the answer: No more dreads for me. Simple as that. They served a purpose for me then, but no longer."

How I See It: No worries. Chris Johnson is rocking the dreadlocks now. They seem to have worked for him last season ...

Braylon Edwards
"Ok enough serious tweets for the day...every1 tweet @OGOchoCinco & @Lfitzgerald11 tell them how much better than them I am on Madden11 lol"

How I See It: Ochocinco and Fitzgerald each had 1,000-plus receiving yards last season. You didn’t even hit 700. Oh yeah, I heard that players with heavy-duty beards automatically get minus one on their overall rating too.

Tony Hawk
"Found this pic in my phone. Posting it = revenge on my son for making me fat. He could be in a new Austin Powers:"

How I See It: Ha ha ha, nothing better than a father publicly humiliating his son.

Athlete Tweets Review 08/09/10

  • Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:58 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Hakim Warrick
"i cant sleep bc i want #madden so bad but i dont feel like waiting n line 2 get it..."

How I See It: The modern day Catch-22.

Steven Jackson
"ive been watching adult swim for hours now."

How I See It: I know laughter cures a lot of things, but I’m not sure if it can cure the St. Louis Rams.

Reggie Evans
"Is it true that young jezzy diss Rick Ross."

How I See It: If so, then it is true that at least 7 rap albums will spawn from this spat. Fortunately or unfortunately.

Braylon Edwards
"@AaronMaybin58 yes sir bro I wanna see u kill em this year #makeithappencrew"

How I See It: Doesn't Aaron play for your rival?

Adam Jones
"Good a homestand!!!! Let's take this show on the road also"

How I See It: Is there any “show” for the Orioles at all though?

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Athlete Tweets Review 08/02/10

  • Tuesday, August 3, 2010 8:40 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Jay Feely
"Couple of fights, some big hits, Fitz on a sweet skinny post for a touchdown vs the 1st D. We had it all in a very good way."

How I See It: When a “couple of fights” constitutes a “very good” practice, you know the Cardinals are in the process of reverting to pre-2008 form.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"#thingsthatbotherme blog sites. Ughaaaaaa. I hate em I hate em I hate emmm!!!"

How I See It: Besides the Most Valuable Tweeters Blog on SportsFanLive, of course.

Dwyane Wade
"Get ready for Dwade skills Academy for more info go 2"

How I See It: With assistant teacher/sidekick LeBron James.

Martellus Bennett
"Jus left the rooftop. Back in my room now about to crash like a blind pilot."

How I See It: Or like the Cowboys’ Super Bowl hopes. Well, I hope so at least.

Braylon Edwards
"As always on a first day there are some inconsistentcies but it was day one and definitely correctable & I'm looking forward to it"

How I See It: Inconsistencies? Like your best player holding out of camp?

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/12/10

  • Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:02 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Braylon Edwards
"4 Sure Bro RT @Mark_Sanchez: @OfficialBraylon Lots of sun waiting for you when you get here. Catch you tomorrow"

How I See It: You might catch Braylon tomorrow, but he won’t be able to catch you.

Charlie Villanueva
"Life is 10% what happens to you, 90% how you respond. I played my heart out with the best of my physical ability. I remain a proud Dominican"

How I See It: Best of your physical ability? Based on last year in Detroit, I guess you don’t have much physical ability.

Joffrey Lupul
"If you think you're angry, you're not... compared to Mel Gibson.."

How I See It: Hopefully Mel Gibson didn’t read this tweet.

Evan Bates
"watching MLB all-star weekend. mc hammer just hit a home run. what is going on here?!"

How I See It: Wait does MC Hammer’s home run help the NL or AL get home-field advantage in the World Series?

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/13/09

  • Tuesday, October 13, 2009 7:45 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Jessica Gysin
"First rain of the year...its kinda nice"

How I See It: Despite how persuasive Jessica in a bikini can be, she's pushing it with this one.

Braylon Edwards
"Only been here a week but I'm lovin the jets fans. J-E-T-S jets jets jets"

How I See It: I've emailed this to Braylon and his people for posterity. I'll see how he feels in about 8 weeks.

Nate Robinson
"Got a game today, we play philly we gotta make some shots and play great defense"

How I See It: If you want to win, then yes. I think Nate's previous tweet read, "we are driving to the store we gotta put the key in the ignition and not hit any other cars".

Nicole Hage
"Ok I'm doing it! I'm going now to get some bangs! Ahhh"

How I See It: "And after that, I'm going to order some Papa John's for dinner! I'm going to do that, not Domino's! AHHHH!"

Jozy Altidore
":( :( :( :( :( :( :("

How I See It: Don't fret Jozy. If you read this from right to left, it looks like smiley faces.

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