Tweets By Christina Kim, Andre Reed And More

  • Friday, January 14, 2011 1:22 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Louie Vito
"Bout to set a new personal record of 6 sushi rolls. I know no one cares but I'm stoked ha"

How I See It: I guess all the dead fish in the Arkansas River have to go somewhere.

Martellus Bennett
"Working on that stewie painting I was talking about should be dope"

How I See It: Introducing the future Vincent Van Gogh. Let's hope Bennett keeps both his ears.

Christina Kim
"@jeehaeda hahaha, you're so silly. And pretty. And smart. And you smell nice. Can I touch your hair?"

How I See It: Christina Kim schools us on how to flirt, Twitter-style.

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Athlete Tweets Review 09/30/10

  • Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:41 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Christina Kim
"For some reason, while laying on the massage table, I want some fluff and almond butter on multigrain bread."

How I See It: What are you talking about? The massage table is the perfect place for comfort food. That makes total sense.

Brandon Flowers
"Can't wait to get my clear wireless 4g card..I can use it anywhere and get high speed internet"

How I See It: I sincerely hope Clear paid you for the product placement, Flowers.

Tyreke Evans
"Leaving subway me and weezy back to crib take nap get ready 4 the our 2nd practice let's go"

How I See It: Uhh, because a food coma is exactly what you need before practice.

Mike Thomas
"Love to see jags fans steppin up. 3rd straight sell out!!"

How I See It: Since you guys just acquired Trent Edwards, I wouldn't expect those fans to stick around if I were you. I'm a Bills fan; I would know.

Donte Whitner
"Buffalo yall wanna have a Halloween party?"

How I See It: Well, Donte, the Bills' play has been pretty scary these past three weeks. Might as well take advantage of it while we can.

Ted Leonsis
"The Pre-season is for Getting a Groove Back"

How I See It: The pre-season is to the NBA what Jamaica was for Stella.

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Athlete Tweets Review 09/15/10

  • Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:35 PM
  • Written By: Jesse Heussner


Apolo Ohno
"I'm All About Super Nutrient Dense Foods"

How I See It: Whatever floats your boat, Apolo. I’m just wondering what makes a food super nutritiously dense.

Tyreke Evans
"Striving for Greatness because u can't put a measure on success!!! Get ya FIDONCE up"

How I See It: “FIDONCE?” I think I get it! It’s confidence without the “con” (clever), and the “e” mysteriously replaced with an “o.” Hmmmmm ...

Daniel Wilcox
"Eating once a day make u fatter not skinnier! And unhealthy as well! So don't do it! U should eat at least 4 times a day!"

How I See It: I’ll be sure to take your advice the next time I want to gain 20 pounds.

Brandon Jennings
"I see what type of season this gon be....."

How I See It: Yup. 44-38 regular season with a first-round exit for the Bucks, and 16 points, six assists on 37 percent shooting for Jennings. Book it.

Cole Aldrich
"Why make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm."

How I See It: Cole, not to ruin your “FIDONCE,” but I’m pretty sure you should leave that to teammate Kevin Durant.

Daniel Orton
"Back on this halo. New gamertag danielorton21 hit me up"

How I See It: Well, this is always encouraging news. A first-rounder who somehow only averaged 3 points per game in college is working on his “Halo” game just weeks before training camp. Luckily he has a guy named Dwight Howard playing in front of him.

Jared Dudley
"Is it me or is Everybodys Pet Peeve that Bicyclist think there a Damn car lol.It's gettin crazy I saw one turnin onto the freeway!!"

How I See It: Agreed, but a bigger pet peeve of mine: People posting twitter updates on their phone about annoying bicyclists while they are driving.

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Athlete Tweets Review 08/23/10

  • Tuesday, August 24, 2010 5:43 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Kevin Weekes
"We had a great dinner at The Cliff,rated among the Top 50 restaurants in the world,please check it out if you have a minute."

How I See It: A minute? Now that’s fast food.

Michael Huff
"This rookie show might be the worst I've ever seen...smh"

How I See It: There’s only so much talent to go around in Oakland.

Kerry Rhodes
"@OfficialBraylon steroids huh?"

How I See It: Oh so that’s how Braylon’s beard got so big.

Reggie Evans
"we going to with the big ten this year. BLACK AND GOLD."

How I See It: I hope he’s not talking about Purdue.

Lindsey Berg
"Not even gonna lie...I am having a hard time watching this..."

How I See It: Me too, watching Matt Leinart and Derek Anderson run the Cardinals offense is actually unbearable.

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Athlete Tweets Review 08/09/10

  • Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:58 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Hakim Warrick
"i cant sleep bc i want #madden so bad but i dont feel like waiting n line 2 get it..."

How I See It: The modern day Catch-22.

Steven Jackson
"ive been watching adult swim for hours now."

How I See It: I know laughter cures a lot of things, but I’m not sure if it can cure the St. Louis Rams.

Reggie Evans
"Is it true that young jezzy diss Rick Ross."

How I See It: If so, then it is true that at least 7 rap albums will spawn from this spat. Fortunately or unfortunately.

Braylon Edwards
"@AaronMaybin58 yes sir bro I wanna see u kill em this year #makeithappencrew"

How I See It: Doesn't Aaron play for your rival?

Adam Jones
"Good a homestand!!!! Let's take this show on the road also"

How I See It: Is there any “show” for the Orioles at all though?

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/16/10

  • Friday, July 16, 2010 6:58 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Candace Parker
"Introducing @sheldenwilliams to THE best radio station in the country....WGCI ooo and dot that i ! 107.5 :)"

How I See It: Introducing all you all out there to THE finest player in the WNBA.

Tyreke Evans
"Follow my brother @docevans23 and my trainer @TyrekesTrainer"

How I See It: The cost of being an NBA trainer = your identity.

Brandon Carr
"Definitely jus got played by Mrs. Butterworth like Craig did with his cereal on Friday! Smh"

How I See It: A+ for effort on the Friday reference.

Connor Barwin
"#nowplaying r. Kelly - bump n grind"

How I See It: A little early, no?

Zab Judah
"R yall ready as I am???"

How I See It: Yeah I guess. You're making me nervous though, Zab.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/29/10

  • Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:18 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan


Brian Cushing
"Had to do it!"

How I See It: Take steroids, kids, and you can buy yourself a brand new Bentley!

Tyreke Evans
"Flyin out to LA tomorrow ... Workout with BJ Armstrong"

How I See It: I don't know about you, but if I was the rookie of the year, I think I would be able to find someone better to workout with, especially in LA, than B.J. Armstrong.

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or are California drivers more aggressive than Florida drivers? #randomthought *as lady takes forever to make a yeilding right turn"

How I See It: Average age of California ... 27. Average age of Florida ... 95. You do the math. Oh, wait, I forgot you're a pro athlete. Have your agent do it.

J.R. Smith
"What is there todo in LA during the day?"

How I See It: Sit in traffic.

Ricky Williams
"The key to prosperity and financial security is...GENEROSITY"

How I See It: Think about it.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/04/10

  • Friday, June 4, 2010 2:29 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan


Ed Davis
"Check out the Jim Rome show today around 4:30et."

How I See It: There's only two reasons that I could think of on why Davis is promoting this show. 1) He's on it (in which case why would anyone want to be on that show?) or 2) Brooklyn Decker is doing a nude photo shoot on it.

Martellus Bennett
"Feeling like a modern day hippie. MSK in the building wat up Cleveland "

How I See It: So a hipster? Sorry, Bennett but you are anything but one.

Reggie Evans
"This new Sprint phone hard."

How I See It: Reason No. 543 why Reggie Evans should stick with basketball as his career choice.

Alexi Lalas
"Sitting at gate 55. LAX-Minn-Amsterdam-Joberg. 24+hour trip...and worth every minute."

How I See It: I just put this one here because it's a reminder of how close the WORLD CUP is! One week, baby!

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/01/10

  • Tuesday, June 1, 2010 7:28 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Tyreke Evans
"Off to workout again, I'm back, ima work extra hard bcuuz remember its always someone tryna work harder than u"

How I See It: And by “work extra hard,” Tyreke means “drive extra fast.”

Dara Torres
"Y can't I fall asleep as fast as my daughter (that's 1 thing Im def not fast at!)? I barely walk out of the rm & she's out! Must be nice!"

How I See It: But I bet Tyreke Evans is faster than either of you. Definitely on the road.

LaVar Arrington
"My advice 4 2day instead of complaining about what u dnt have-thank the Creator for what u do have"

How I See It: Exactly. All thanks should be directed toward a Mr. Daniel M. Snyder.

Sanya Richards
"Drove myself to Waco today....wasn't as bad as I thought it would be! A little alone time to reflect and refresh my spritits,always good :-)"

How I See It: If you have to drive yourself to Waco to reflect and refresh

Ndamukong Suh
"It out!!!!!!!!!!! #Lions #Detroit"

How I See It: And by “out,” do you mean the Lions are “out” of the playoffs? Even for the Lions, that’s quick to be eliminated.

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