MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kenny Wallace
"Oh boy this is Fun Fun!..trying to pickup my family at Ohare in Chicago Airport, Security chasing me from parking spot:)"

How I See It: Do I smell sarcasm here? Anyway, Kenny you've got to expect consequences when you pull in above the speed limit; it’s just like pit road.

Chad Ochocinco
"Nah i was really on a bicycle RT @ChrisFourLane: did i tel yall i seen @ochocinco in southbeach on a #bike ...... or was i drunk/wasted "

How I See It: Training for your next stunt I assume? Better work hard, the Tour de France begins in a month.

Greg Anthony
"DEEEAAAAAMMMMMNNNN @KingJames”

How I See It: That’s the kind of in-depth analysis Greg Anthony gets paid for. Still, that truly summed up several of James' plays Thursday.

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Marshall Faulk
"Please don't tell me the heat can't close this one out."
How I See It: Yeah, they can finish games. It’s not like you’re watching the Knicks…

Lance Armstrong
"Is it really already May?"
How I See It: Can you really not read a calendar?

Kevin Durant
"Tough game, but we have to stay positive! Thanks for the inspiration!! Back to work tomorrow!"
How I See It: Those are a ton of exclamation points for a 13-point loss.

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Michael Oher
"Im really a maya moore fan"

How I See It: Just ask her out already.

Hakim Warrick
"Just cop some true cargo shorts n the middle of dec... Gotta love phx"

How I See It: Gotta love that 11-12 record.

Brandon Jennings
"Any basketball games on espn or espn2 tonight?"

How I See It: Is it just me, or does a single professional athlete know how to use the internet?

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...Today is foundation tuesday...were getting a lot of work done"

How I See It: You might as well be getting work done since you guys haven't scored a touchdown since Thanksgiving.

Kevin Weekes
"Hey Toronto-we're in Canada NOT New Mexico,all of you with 4-Wheel drive...have to be able to drive in Winter !!!"

How I See It: Seriously, there is no other side to this argument. I just don't know how to respond to this.

Jay Feely
"Is this thing really supposed to make my groin feel better? http://twitpic.com/3ezj8"

How I See It: Jay, you rushed for a touchdown on Sunday; I was impressed. Don't make me lose all the respect I just gained for you.

Tracy Porter
"Just got up from a power nap but ain't got nothing to do lol..guess I'll go eat kmsl..#fattweet"

How I See It: That's always the right solution right after being lazy. Go eat.

Austin Daye
"#thingsthatsuck When girls keep tryin to catch there men slipping SMH!!!"

How I See It: Yeah! That bites man, what'd you do? Pull a Kobe?

Jonathan Vilma
"wade phillips is fired from the dallas cowboys!! that sucks... N.F.L= not for long!!"

How I See It: What?! Wade Phillips got fired? I thought the Cowboys were gonna let Jerry Jones go before Wade!

Donte Greene
"time 2 go in on twitter!!! (pause) wats good, who wit me??"

How I See It: You don't need to tell people when it's time for you to go on Twitter. Or when you pause, usually punctuation marks a pause. Just tweet, they'll know.

Jay Feely
"Tough, tough heartbreaking loss yesterday. However, all is not lost and the season isn't over. Your mettle is tested in adversity."

How I See It: No, all is lost and the season's over. Well, your season is over -- at least from every fantasy owner's standpoint. Getting four, five and six points in recent weeks will not do wonders for a manager.

Nick Collison
"in order to get my lil girl to eat her dinner I use the "Bieber Method" which is playing his video on Youtube then pausing it til she eats"

How I See It: Please tell me that doesn't actually work. Please.

Brandon McDonald
"Bout to go smash some Waffle House..."

How I See It: How does one go about smashing a waffle house? Have fun with that.

Jay Feely
"Busted! RT @MikeAndMike Did Golic wear the same shirt on Letterman twice? He says no. You decide! Here's the pic: http://es.pn/ak1RJm"

How I See It: Just stop, Jay, you are the only one who cares enough to post a picture of that.

Nick Barnett
"Well it is what it is... Next year someone will pay for this.. I will take out my anger and fustrations out on all opposing teams!"

How I See It: You need to relax.

Steve Breaston
"Hmmmm I'm human, and I workout Active everyday, so yeah I can doughnuts @KidStallyn: @SBreaston15 WHA WHA (cont) http://tl.gd/6gce4r"

How I See It: I was convinced you were like a receiving robot, 14 receptions is almost un-human, and ONE whole touchdown?! At least you’re starting now and eating donuts.

Nate Robinson
"Follow my boy @Dchristmas22 he is the ugliest dude from Philly and has a cave man's grill lol #WORDAAPP"

How I See It: You’re the shortest dude from Boston.

Darnell Dockett
"Then she had the nerve to tell me she still likes me ! And she follows me on twitter! *blank stare*"

How I See It: I wonder if it’s cause she saw you showering live on UStream, I mean, people do that a lot right? *blank stare*

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm bringing a special guest with me to Memphis Madness tonighttttt! ;-D"

How I See It: Five t’s and a winky face?! Somebody thinks they’re going to have a good day.

CJ Spiller
"Well had a great wk of prac now its off to clemson for da big wknd can't wait get bak in death valley on sat. God get all da glory.#21"

How I See It: Clemson must have pretty lenient with you because of your athletic ability; did you cut all your English classes? The Bills are 0-5, just so you know.

DeJuan Blair
"Houston OMG!!!!"

How I See It: LOL I know, right!?

Herculez Gomez
"Long day! Can't wait to go home an"

How I See It: Anyone else dying with curiosity to find out what Gomez does when he isn't in the World Cup? Or maybe you're like me, and have completely forgotten that these people exist for another four years.

Jay Feely
"Mariano Rivera is my favorite current player. Sustained excellence in the most pressure packed position over a hall of fame career."

How I See It: Jay, don't say that. You almost make him sound like an NFL kicker. And I had so much respect for Rivera before ...

Thurman Thomas
"Bad feeling in stomach"

How I See It: Yeah, the Bills are usually bad this time of year, should've gone with something else.

Golden Tate
"Chicago is a smelly place! U def learn to appreciate the cleanness of Bellevue wa"

How I See It: So abrasive, yet so true.

Arian Foster
"#concernedtweet The guy from Man V. Food looks bigger everytime I watch it. I hope they regulate his diet in his offseason. Very unhealthy."

How I See It: Thanks for your concern, Arian, but I think they've got it under control. Now you just go back to being the biggest surprise of the NFL season.

Le'Ron McClain
"At the Pet Store gotta get a leash for Mission!!!!"

How I See It: Don't spend your contract money all in one place!

Quentin Groves
"Man it's hotter than a mud!!!!!"

How I See It: I just don't know how that makes sense.

Nate Robinson
"Sup y'all what it do? On this bus wit da team, the NBA where sleeping #CELTICS happen #WORDAAPP LOL http://plixi.com/p/47522852"

How I See It: The NBA: Where the Celtics lose because they can't stay awake happens.

Stuart Schweigert
"Who is coming to the Nighthawk game Saturday?"

How I See It: I really hope he's talking about the UFL. That would make me so happy.

Clay Matthews
"Bum bum bum bummmmmmmm"

How I See It: That's what Bears fans will be saying to you after Jay Cutler dismantles the Packer's defense, “Bum! Bum! Bum!”

Jay Feely
"Why does everybody keep asking me if I retired. LOL! Just moved to the west coast, playing for the Cardinals. Truly enjoying Phoenix."

How I See It: Jay, you don't play for the Cardinals, you kick for the Cardinals. Get over yourself.

Chad OchoCinco
"Headed to lift weights to get the soreness out, can't even look to the left thanks to Merriweather, great hit though, i need a neck brace:("

How I See It: You have officially been humbled, Mr. OchoCinco.

Chris Paul
"I'm thinkin bout goin as Superfly from #I'mGonGetYaSucka...wit them platforms wit the fish in them lol"

How I See It: Three questions: Going where? Who is “Superfly?” And how are you supposed to get fish into platforms? All I can say is stay safe.

Earl Bennett
"I hate make-up!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! No on my FYI lol"

How I See It: Well, I guess now we know why he didn't get any receptions on Sunday ...

Tashard Choice
"What's understood doesn't need to be said. I'm on for the rest season. Know dat"

How I See It: So what do we understand that you're not saying, or did you say it? I don't understand.

Irene Cho
"Wow! That was an awesome interception! See what hard knocks does to ya!"

How I See It: I see a new favorite corner in New York in the near future! Revis Island should make a little room for Cromartie Beach.

DeMar DeRozan
"Watch Bal vs NYJ..."

How I See It: That was tonight?! I was really curious about what everyone was talking about.

Jay Feely
"Big play for Bart Scott. Be sure that he desperately wants to outplay Ray Lewis. Big Bro/Little Bro dynamic Scott wants out of Lewis' shadow"

How I See It: Stick with placekicking over psychoanalysis. Leave that to the real players.

Darnell Dockett
"Holy shit My coach got us in full pads! This is like X-mas in august whoop whoop I'm bout to go slap joey porter and get him pissed off 2day"

How I See It: I wish I could Tweet that.

John Calipari
"Two guys going at each other and trying to knock each other out of the circle. What a great way to start a practice!"

How I See It: Didn't know Calipari had the capabilities to Tweet while fighting the NCAA.

Jay Feely
"I knew when he was a rookie that Matt Schaub would be one of the better QB's some day. He is dilligent, smart and throws a catchable ball."

How I See It: That explains it: Roethlisberger, not smart. Cutler, not diligent. Romo, can't hold a placekick. Ryan Leaf, D) none of the above.

Michael Huff
"The lakers beating the mavs is like Ohio or uconn beatin Texas in football. @tyvonbranch @MikeMitchell34"

How I See It: Umm, what?

Anna Rawson
"Funniest facebook message I have ever received: "Much needed...you...on the world's golf courses please...way too way guys with big tummies""

How I See It: This is why good-looking women should be allowed on the PGA tour.

Jay Feely
"Couple of fights, some big hits, Fitz on a sweet skinny post for a touchdown vs the 1st D. We had it all in a very good way."

How I See It: When a “couple of fights” constitutes a “very good” practice, you know the Cardinals are in the process of reverting to pre-2008 form.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"#thingsthatbotherme blog sites. Ughaaaaaa. I hate em I hate em I hate emmm!!!"

How I See It: Besides the Most Valuable Tweeters Blog on SportsFanLive, of course.

Dwyane Wade
"Get ready for Dwade skills Academy for more info go 2 wadebasketball.com"

How I See It: With assistant teacher/sidekick LeBron James.

Martellus Bennett
"Jus left the rooftop. Back in my room now about to crash like a blind pilot."

How I See It: Or like the Cowboys’ Super Bowl hopes. Well, I hope so at least.

Braylon Edwards
"As always on a first day there are some inconsistentcies but it was day one and definitely correctable & I'm looking forward to it"

How I See It: Inconsistencies? Like your best player holding out of camp?

Tony Gonzalez
"The #Falcons won again 50-6. Let keep it rolling. Time to celebrate!! Its my little boys flag football team for those that don't know haha."

How I See It: Yeah I was going to say, there’s no way the real Falcons’ secondary can hold any offense to 6 points.

Kirk Morrison
"Man I've been down at the beach all day and I can say that I'm excited to be a Jaguar. These Jag fans have shown me so much love its crazy."

How I See It: All four of them.

Jay Feely
"This evening defines what it means to be a Michigan Man! True wealth is not defined by what you have but rather what you can give."

How I See It: Or for Rich Rodriguez, it’s what you can take away from the program, like tradition and records.

Eric Wright
"The Jonas Brothers got these lil girls passin out and losing shoes n cameras n shhh.. Its crazy round here. I jus wanted to eat n c a movie"

How I See It: The proper plural form for the Jonas Brothers: the “Joni.”

Kurt Warner
"@BeanieWells26 Hey kid... you been working on those pass routes? I remember you telling me you were pretty good at them? We'll see!"

How I See It: Kurt’s gone….Boldin’s traded…..it’s the Leinart to Beanie hookup in 2010 for the Cards’ aerial attack!

Sean Avery
"Police escort to the Airport...."

How I See It: Most likely the police aren’t escorting Sean. They are escorting everyone else to protect them from Sean.

Jay Feely
"I remember Lloyd Carr getting mad at me (good natured) for rooting for upsets in NCAA tourney b/c I always played for Power favorites"

How I See It: I remember getting sort of mad at Lloyd Carr for losing to Ohio State a bunch of times ... and then Rich Rodriguez showed up. Now I’m really pissed.

Michael Waltrip
"I wish I was driving tomorrow. Last Friday was fun !"

How I See It: Don’t have too much fun when you drive. As the commercial says: drive drunk, you will get caught.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Please stop comparing that 08 Memphis team to this Kentucky team. Pleeeease! They're good, but please...stop."

How I See It: Yeah, at least Kentucky can make free throws. Ooooh, too soon?

Kenny Wallace
"I was trying to show my whole life on twitter with snap shots...About got myself killed couple times tweeting while walking into parked cars"

How I See It: Your life would not only flash before you own eyes, it would flash before the eyes of your entire base of followers.

Devin Hester
"Hey did yall know D Wade change shoes every quarter."

How I See It: You know, I think D-Wade warrants a puppet commercial just like Kobe and LeBron. Anyone who changes shoes every quarter deserves one, minus Stephon Marbury.

Jalen Rose
"Espn2...9-11pm est...check us out...as we go Coast to Coast around the NBA..(analysis/stats/highlights/updates plus more!)"

How I See It: This tweet says “NFL Offseason” to me (sigh).

Bill Stewart
"Congrats to Pat McAfee, who represented the Old Gold and Blue in the Super Bowl this past weekend as a member of the Indianapolis Colts."

How I See It: Congratulations for what?

Martellus Bennett
"yupp yupp i wonder how many baby mamas will leave their child at home with grandma to come to dallas and paarrrttyyyy with me.."

How I See It: You want to know why the Cowboys have the reputation that they do? Thanks Martellus.

Jay Feely
"I thought my 6yr old son was going to beat me head up from the junior tees today. He was one down with 2 to play and I shot 3 over par.s"

How I See It: Future Tiger Woods? (in the golf way, not the ... um, other way.)

Jay Feely
"Red River shootout is excellent rivalry since 1900. Definetly been more relevant last 5 years in national picture than Mich/oh st."

How I See It: 2006: #1 OSU vs. #2 Michigan. Decided BCS Championship bowls. Do your research. (This game has been nicknamed the game of the decade and it qualified for Game of the Century; Jay seriously, stop embarrassing yourself.)

Ryan Grant
"Even worse if you tweet something bad and they read the tweet on their phoneRT @RaevenWestern: Tweeting while on a date is RUDE! I'm sorry"

How I See It: Class act. Cell phone use in general on a date = bad.

Jalen Rose
"ok i'm back on ustream...issue fixed! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/therosereport"

How I See It: Just what the world needed...more of you...

Steve Nash
"About to go on for PTI...I bet he's going to ask how one goes 2 for 10 during the game last night...."

How I See It: Tell him to eat your 10-2 record.

Kevin Durant
"#whatsbetter goin 2 la or goin 2 miami for vacation"

How I See It: Smog vs. old people. Not much to pick between there...

Jay Feely
"AP: Federal deficit hits record $176.4 billion for October as revenues plunge, spending remains high"

How I See It: I know it's Twitter, but athletes should stick to stuff they know about. Like douchy haircuts and stuff. In the economics class you obviously never took, you might have learned that increased spending is how you recover from recessions.

Thurman Thomas
"Let's see if I can wake people up!!!!!!!! Democraps Stink!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Fine! I give up.

Eric Wright
"Wow... Im tired"

How I See It: Yeah, those 14 characters must've taken a lot outta you. Nice last name too, by the way.

Royal Ivey
"Did u see the lady who face got ripped off by the chimp? What a strong individual!"

How I See It: Yeah that chimp squats about 600.

Johanna Mundy
"Crumpets and marmite, with a mug of tea to wash it down....aren't they just the best english food!"

How I See It: I'll take your word for it.