MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Warren Sapp
"JAGS are peeing Down their LEGS!!!"

How I See It: There are no port-o-potties by the field!

DeJuan Blair
"The happiest people dont necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything."

How I See It: No, those types of people are called resourceful.

Mike Vick
"The Heat big four @kingjames @dwadeofficial @chrisbosh and @Mikevick , what yall think ? lol"

How I See It: Hey y’all, my name is Mike Vick and I’m terribly cocky.

Kevin Durant
"Mike Vick for MVP...wow what a comeback"

How I See It: I wonder what PETA is going to have to say about that.

LeBron James
"Oh and by the way, UCONN women's team ain't gone ever lose a game again!! Haa. Congrats ladies!!"

How I See It: Why are you trying to live vicariously through a women’s college basketball team?

Frank Walker II
"Y would u steal from ur friends u idiot."

How I See It: Well, one plausible reason could be that your friends would not expect it was you who actually stole from them.

Jonny Flynn
"First they love you, then they hate you, then they love you again hahahahahaha"

How I See It: Don’t see the humor in this one. Sorry, Jonny.

Deion Sanders
"What Desean did was sick. Don't forget Vick doing his thang. Wow great game unless you're a Giants fan."

How I See It: Matt Dodge better start sending out his resumé to UFL teams.

John Daly
"I'm thinking Mannings got this game tonight--still mourning the Cowboy loss but celebrating my Hogs win!"

How I See It: Oh come on, that’s a bad joke if it even is one.

Donte Whitner
"Embarrassed!"

How I See It: Hey keep your head up, champ. At least you guys scored seven points!

Kevin Durant
"As long as the cowboys lost I'm good lol"

How I See It: Couldn’t agree with you more even if I tried. Well said.

Jonny Flynn
"Vick is ballin!!! Now let's see what they say now!!!"

How I See It: The old Vick is back. Looks like Kevin Kolb is in serious physical – and soon emotional – trouble.

Serena Williams
"Sibling rivalry... Manning vs Manning. which one ru rooting for? Sunday night football.. Giants or Colts??"

How I See It: You’re no stranger to the sibling rivalry.

Joe Namath
"Now we're talkin!! J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!!!"

How I See It: You know how to use Twitter?!

Reggie Bush
"Just ate In N Out for the second day straight with my teammates. I know I'm fat! Lol! Now at movies about to watch The Town"

How I See It: He gave his Heisman back and he’s apparently very depressed and eating his sorrows away. I hope he realizes he has a game tomorrow.

Johnny Knox
"Just reached 5k followers."

How I See It: I love how this is a bigger feat to you than beating the Cowboys in their home opener.

Michael Huff
"Headed to the facility gettin ready for this flight. All I know is the rookies better have my apple pies wit no sugar"

How I See It: What happens if there is sugar?

Amare Stoudemire
"Youth apply yourself (brain). Learn about things you don't know. Facts don't lie people do. Study. Message to poverty. Isreal aka Amar'e "

How I See It: Make sure you check out the beaches at Tel Aviv. I don't think you will stick out at all.

J.R. Smith
"House party in Denver Saturday all day tattoos food drinks the whole 9 RSVP by DM! "

How I See It: Do I need to bring anything?

Eric Maynor
"Im a king a Madden 11 already"

How I See It: You and everyone else.

Jonny Flynn
"I'm watching Maury and the name of the show is "I slept w/ 100 men...will I ever find my baby's daddy" haaaaaaaa! This can't be real "

How I See It: They can't make that stuff up.

Baron Davis
"KICKBALL!!!!"

How I See It: Where?

Darnell Dockett
"IN LA THEY HAVE FAKE EVERYTHING I just saw a chick with lip injections her top lip look like a thick ass pizza crust and they all smoke cigs"

How I See It: Fake NFL QB’s too ... starting with Matt Leinart.

Thurman Thomas
"Everyone should fart at 11:00pm eastern time tonight and see what happens..."

How I See It: This guy’s in the Hall of Fame? Really?

Candace Parker
"Headed to our outdoor game vs seattle. Outdoors at the home depot center vs seattle. Yaaahhhh"

How I See It: And by “Home Depot Center,” she must mean “Home Depot Parking Lot.”

Leonard Weaver
"Man, philly fans are the best!"

How I See It: Yeah! Totally! Just ask Donovan McNabb or Santa Claus.

Jonny Flynn
"Next stop...LA"

How I See It: Jonny must be playing as the Celtics in NBA Live, because his T’Wolves sure aren’t in the finals.

Renee Montgomery
"Paul Pierce's interview.... No comment"

How I See It: Then don’t tweet about it.

Jonny Flynn
"Keanu Reeves & JJ Reddick #sameperson"

How I See It: We probably can’t trust J.J. to make a three-pointer in the clutch. Can we trust him to save humanity from the Matrix?

Shaun Phillips
"Superstars don't let their team lose. We have a good game here. I hate JJ Reddick being in the game now."

How I See It: When J.J. saves humanity from the Matrix, he’ll “forget” to save Shaun Phillips.

Adam Jones
"That damn Markakis. Let's take that energy on the road"

How I See It: Was that the first tweet in history about the Baltimore Orioles?

Warren Sapp
"MAGIC!!!!"

How I See It: Bored without football, Warren Sapp has enrolled at Hogwarts.

Michael Oher
"Getting my air conditioning fixed it's been a little hot the last few days."

How I See It: And it will only get worse.

Jonny Flynn
"I have know clue what to get my moms for mothers day? Suggestions from women would be niiiiiice (fab voice)"

How I See It: You also have NO clue how to spell the word NO.

David Anderson
"So if I celebrate cinco de Mayo, when the Mexicans defeated French, I am going to celebrate 1 of July, Canandians free from British. Fair"

How I See It: Makes sense. Everyone should get work off on both those days to celebrate.

Will Blackmon
"Ninja turtles 2 secret of the ooze is on HBO! Nice!"

How I See It: One of the best movies ever made. "Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!"

Andy Roddick
"my fantasy baseball team absolutely sucks... it frustrates me daily..... *%#*"

How I See It: Luckily there are only 130 games remaining.

Mike Jenkins
"Congrats to the big homie Pacman Jones!"

How I See It: Way to go, big homie. Enjoy your three months with the Bengals.

Thurman Thomas
"If Prez B.O. Wants Health Care for everyone, then why is the Bill over 2,000 pages long.... I'm just asking"

How I See It: News flash: A lot of people live in this country.

Seth McClung
"My fellow rednecks back home in west Virginia would be proud! http://yfrog.com/4ilvvoj "

How I See It: For some reason, I doubt it.

Jonny Flynn
"I need to get a haircut asap. Starting to look like I can endorse Afro Sheen"

How I See It: If you don't take advantage, I will.

Nazr Mohammed
""Pain is WEAKNESS leaving the BODY" -Navy Seal & US Army (via @Tyrese4ReaL)"

How I See It: Is that how you explain childbirth?

Kerron Clement
"Insanity: doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. Good Morning!"

How I See It: You listening, Lovie?

Jonny Flynn
"Just ate an old fashion pre game meal. 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches. Oh yea can't forget the milk"

How I See It: Proof positive that pro athletes are a different species. After 3 PB&Js, the last thing I want to do is run around.

Shaun Phillips
"No one should motivate you as much as you motivate yourself."

How I See It: Nice words, but the irony is killing me inside.

Freddy Adu
"Hey guys thanks for the support for sure. its gonna happen sooner or later i promise you that."

How I See It: You mean you being good?

Thomas Howard
"Man I just ordered a fresh batch of KFC's Hot Wings. A 20 Piece"

How I See It: [see "Jonny Flynn].

Kassim Osgood
"No seriously guys, I think you should all follow @ShaunPhillips95 cuz he gets **** done! Say hello to him peoples!"

How I See It: Imagine how much **** he'd get done if he didn't motivate people to not let people motivate them.