MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Paul Bissonette
"Now let's talk about Johnsons left hook? Wow. Did Chuck Norris teach him that?"

How I See It: Chuck Norris actually learned it from Brent Johnson.

Yao Ming
"Happy Chinese New Year ????! http://on.fb.me/hQwjr8"

How I See It: Yao Ming's only tweeted three time since joining Twitterverse, so it's nice to see him tweeting about the new year. Bring on the rabbits!

Terrell Thomas
"I go to home depot to stay busy, imma do construction if we have a lockout"

How I See It: Let's hope it doesn't come to a lockout, but if it does, I do like a man with a backup plan.

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Lance Armstrong
"Love hanging out w/ beautiful women. http://post.ly/15yj0"

How I See It: This post was a lot more newsworthy before I realized the picture was of a baby.

Justin Forsett
"So the Beast Mode runs out of gas @ a stoplight & I'm the 1 pushing the car through downtown lol thanks to the 2 guys that helped me to"

How I See It: The tough life of a backup running back in the NFL.

Bernard Berrian
"i mean didnt u say u have somethin to do? go do that, n let me be"

How I See It: Ouch dude, lighten up. At least y'all aren't 1-4 like the Cowboys.

Brian Cushing
"Good win for the #yanks. I've got confidence they can win 2 in the great state of TX"

How I See It: What is Cush on now!? Not a good way to regain the fans' respect.

Matthew Hasselbeck
"RT @KING5Sports: Arizona rookie QB Max Hall says he's heard Qwest Field is "a fun place to play." http://tinyurl.com/28v5myk"

How I See It: Comments like that really aren't going to help Hall on Sunday.

Chris Harris
"Memo: If ur an NFL player and u wanna ensure u don't get hurt............DON'T PLAY!"

How I See It: Amen. Thank you.

Willie Anderson
"Just realized since I broke my phone and got a new 1 I haven't tweeted in 4 days. Learning this new blackberry."

How I See It: OMG! Are you okay! How were you able to survive without Twitter?!

Chad OchoCinco
"Does anyone know if i need gun powder to shoot the musket when i score this sunday? #justaskin"

How I See It: Sounds like another fine to me. Be careful, Chad.

Lance Moore
"Good morning everyone. The goal today, as it is everyday, is to do whatever it takes to get a little bit better. #improvement "

How I See It: You sound like my dad.

Jeremy Shockey
"Hope to see everyone at METROPOLITAN The Official Post Game Party. Thursday sep 9th"

How I See It: You and the Saints are trying to win back-to-back championships and all you can think about is the PARTY after your first GAME. Wow.

Justin Forsett
"Up early this morning got a photo shoot with ESPN but I'm kinda sleepy got to wake up fast "

How I See It: You would think he would be a little bit more excited to be on ESPN.com or in the Mag. I wonder his reaction was when he found out he is the starter for week one.

Darrelle Revis
"just landed back in jersey, the flight was a lil rough tho but im just happy to be home. "

How I See It: Well good, because you had every Jet fan eating their feelings because they thought Revis Island had turned into a your new favorite vacation spot.

LeBron James
"Good morning world! Time to get that work in! Have a productive day and don't waste a min or let a opportunity pass u bye. "

How I See It: Well obviously you say that now. You let so many opportunities pass you by in July: The opportunity of saving the Knicks from years of underachievement and to be Cleveland's favorite athlete from now through eternity ... just to name two.

Ozzie Guillen
"I going to get my chevy help me suv ?"

How I See It: If there was a Least Valuable Tweet, this would be it.

Matt Forte
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits!"

How I See It: Chuck Norris also won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Justin Forsett
"I cheated on Subway with Quiznos I couldn't resist I heard such great things about it but now I feel guilty hope Subway takes me back lol"

How I See It: How could you?

Terrell Owens
"I'm en route back 2 LA imagining wht WE could hv done 2gether!! Holy delta skymiles Robin! U talk about unstoppable!!"

How I See It: WE? You and Ocho combined equals the opposite of WE.

Kevin Boss
"Watching Around the Horn and they are talking about needing to get rid of the song "one shinning moment" that plays at the end of the NCAA Men's Nat. championship game with highlights from the tourney! Very bad idea! My dad use to tape that for me every year!"

How I See It: This is two tweets, but who cares. I completely agree with you, Kevin. "One Shining Moment" is the best part of the championship game. "The Ball is Tipped!"

Natasha Hastings
"Omg! Watchin this week's 24 episode. Jack Bauer is soooooo freakin cold!!!!"

How I See It: You said it perfectly.

Mark Sanchez
"Thanks to those who voted for me & the JDRF as part of Pepsi's Refresh Project. We came in 2nd to Drew Brees, but still raised $25k!"

How I See It: Who didn't come in 2nd to Drew Brees this weekend?

Eric Wright
"Dont yall jus feel good today? I jus got that bounce in my step.. Cheesin at u Ratatouille a$$ twitches! Maan lets gooooo"

How I See It: What he said...

Ryan Hunter-Reay
"Monday at the dentist. Doesn't get much better than that!!"

How I See It: Or more sarcastic!

Chad Hedrick
"If the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics is so "green" why is my wallet empty?"

How I See It: If you have so much "speed", why do your tweets make you sound so slow?

Justin Forsett
"Back in Seattle and i need a coat it's cold right now"

How I See It: Makes sense.

Ray Rice
"As a man I would like to apologize the fans of green bay you can't judge a book by it's cover and for me to talk about your city was wrong"

How I See It: Man to another man, they probably deserved it.

Darnell Dockett
"What's up world, I'm gonna hit the weights like they do in jail, shirt off, loud music (jeezy) tattoos showing.Monday night Football -> YES"

How I See It: Hmmmmmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Tiger Woods, is still the MAN! SHADY!"

How I See It: Tiger thanks you for your support, Young Money.

Justin Forsett
"It's a great morning finish lifting and got a huge cake shipped to me this morning"

How I See It: All that work down the drain.

Joe Lauzon
"Going to get blood work done today... lets hope I didn't catch any Hep or HIV"

How I See It: Stay classy, Joe.