MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nick Barnett
"Watching NFL live getting excited!!! Got my work done early now just bored... So every time commercials come on 50 pushups!! Leeggoooooo"

How I See It: I do the same thing with commercials and pushups when I watch HBO. No commercials, but still.

Russell Okung
"So I have a question for all of you. Are you living or are you existing?"

How I See It: Somebody has a little Andy Dufresne in him.

Matt Forte
"@Jones_Drew32 I got you Batman... I'm healthy!"

How I See It: Batman? Maurice Jones-Drew is the true identity of the Dark Knight?

Donte Whitner
"In LIFE u don't find a way to win...u MAKE a way to win!"

How I See It: That must be why Whitner’s Bills are so good.

Kawika Mitchell
"What up world? Camp #8 and Buffalo Bills 2010 ready for takeoff. B n Buffalo tomorrow and n Rochester on Wednesday. Is Rochester ready 4 us?"

How I See It: Better question: Are you ready for Rochester?

DeAndre Jordan
"Need to be in the H! RT @Skeme I'm officially in Kimble county Texas..."

How I See It: Rumor is that Kimble County, Texas will be relocating to the Pac-10.

Leigh Bodden
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

How I See It: Never bring your phone on a roller-coaster. Never.

Matt Antonelli
"I watch ESPN all day long and just found out online that the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup...its sad hockey doesn't get any pub anymore"

How I See It: That’s because you are watching like three days late.

Stu Holden
"Started the tourny w a positive result! On bus back 2 base camp, time 2 focus on next two matches now! USA fans were gr8 in the stadium!!!"

How I See It: I think England’s goalie was a USA fan too for a moment there.

Matt Forte
"Hawaii is moving towards Japan 4 inches every year! #Randomfact"

How I See It: So what will happen first? Hawaii hits Japan or the Bears win the Super Bowl? Hmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Sdgjisuimkfswy"

How I See It: Looks like you needed that one year of college.

Matt Forte
"#Randomfact Nearly 2,500 left handed ppl are killed a year using products designed for right handed ppl! Glad im Ambidextrous...lol"

How I See It: How accurate is that, Matt?

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"ATTENTION!You don't have to be RICH to be FLY!Remember,it's about attitude.Being positive & confident.Just be CLEAN with w/e your budget is!"

How I See It: After basketball you should look into a career as a guidance counselor.

Kurt Warner
"EXHAUSTED! Too much travel! Too much working out! Too many kids up til wee hrs in morn! And WAY to little sleep! NEED A NAP!s"

How I See It: Is Kurt starting to rethink retirement? You could be at OTAs right now.

Roddy White
"The celtics are bringing out the brooms"

How I See It: I think you're right. They won't lose at home.

Andy Roddick
"at my match today this guys phone kept ringing in the stands. dont know if that or the fact that he was 68 with a techno ring bothered mores"

How I See It: Old people aren't allowed to listen to techno?

Cliff Avril
"Don't let anyone control ur happiness..."

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult when you are on the Lions. There isn’t too much happiness to go around.

Bernard Berrian
"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. ~Earnest Hemingway. I agree with the 2nd part."

How I See It: But would Hemingway agree with how you spelled his first name?

Nick Mangold
"I can't not wait for #LOST. The Willy Wonka reference in the preview gave me the willies(no pun intended)(well maybe alittle intended)"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure that pun was very much intended.

Matt Forte
"In Natoma, Kansas it's ilegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits! #Randomfact I always thought it was legal lol"

How I See It: And that is exactly why the Royals don’t wear pinstripes.

Kerron Clement
"#BREAKINGNEWS Lets take a moment and #SayNoToDrugs"

How I See It: It’s 4/20 today, so I’m not sure if this tweet is perfect timing or horrible timing. And I'm not sure if it is breaking news either.

Ozzie Guillen
"I going to get my chevy help me suv ?"

How I See It: If there was a Least Valuable Tweet, this would be it.

Matt Forte
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits!"

How I See It: Chuck Norris also won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Justin Forsett
"I cheated on Subway with Quiznos I couldn't resist I heard such great things about it but now I feel guilty hope Subway takes me back lol"

How I See It: How could you?

Terrell Owens
"I'm en route back 2 LA imagining wht WE could hv done 2gether!! Holy delta skymiles Robin! U talk about unstoppable!!"

How I See It: WE? You and Ocho combined equals the opposite of WE.

Kevin Boss
"Watching Around the Horn and they are talking about needing to get rid of the song "one shinning moment" that plays at the end of the NCAA Men's Nat. championship game with highlights from the tourney! Very bad idea! My dad use to tape that for me every year!"

How I See It: This is two tweets, but who cares. I completely agree with you, Kevin. "One Shining Moment" is the best part of the championship game. "The Ball is Tipped!"

Natasha Hastings
"Omg! Watchin this week's 24 episode. Jack Bauer is soooooo freakin cold!!!!"

How I See It: You said it perfectly.

Matt Forte
"I'm hungrier than a hostage right now!"

How I See It: Matt doesn’t realize he is a hostage ... held captive by Lovie Smith and the Bears offense.

Chad Ochocinco
"Man its always a line on the damn runway, the pilot need to go around these lil planes like we in traffic in NY, honk damit!! Smh"

How I See It: I guess Bengals just have a hard time getting past jets.

Darrell Green
"Shout out to the winter Olympic games. I am really enjoying them. Go USA!"

How I See It: Can we sign Darrell up to run sprints in the 2012 Olympics? I know he is in his mid 40’s, but he might be our only chance against Usain Bolt.

Bret Hedican
"If you ever get to Vancouver you have to check out the Aquarium! Great place & amazing Baluga Whales! http://tweetphoto.com/12000053"

How I See It: C’mon Bret ... the aquarium during the Olympics? Unless you are going to see Michael Phelps, you have to dedicate yourself to watching the games!