MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Mike Vick
"Lol Im just having fun playing football again ! Rt @KingJames Mike Vick for PRESIDENT!!"

How I See It: Not LeBron for president. And by the way, if PETA doesn't like current politicians, I can't even imagine what Vick's campaign would look like.

Brendan Shanahan
"I remember asking a guy to fight in junior. He didn't say yes or no- just punched me in the nose. Pulled my neck muscles. Lesson learned."

How I See It: That's awesome, Brendan. I have no idea what prompted you to post that on Twitter tonight, but great story.

Paul Allen
"Blazers gritty win in Memphis big games by Andre and Wes with Brandon out....Hawks victory in Phoenix sun great to be there for it!"

How I See It: I would find this very funny if you posted this on a Mac.

Manu Ginobli
"Artículo de Paenza en P/12 sobre seguridad digital y hackers. Muy interesante. http://bit.ly/aikTeT"

How I See It: Digital security and hackers. Very interesting. Okay...I think I got it. Thanks for the internet safety help, Manu?

Andy Rautins
"Well said homes RT @landryfields: Everyone who referenced Dumb and Dumber, I applaud you! Literally had my cracking up in this hotel room."

How I See It: Now that's not way to talk about Donnie Walsh and Mike D'Antoni!

Brady Quinn
"Beat KC!"

How I See It: Watching two other quarterbacks play and flirting with Charlie Weis across the field does not qualify as being part of the victory.

David Garrard
"Anybody got Philly scoring half a hundred??"

How I See It: Anybody got David Garrard throwing a hail mary to Mike Thomas as time expires? Gus Johnson sure didn't.

Mike Tyson
"I'm in Vegas wrapping up @animalplanet show. About to head to the studio to record a track."

How I See It: Animal Planet? Wussie. I just had to say that to see if Mike Tyson comes to my house tomorrow and beats me to a pulp.

Sean May
"@NazrMohammed it's sick! That's all u need to know!! #hype"

How I See It: I hope this doesn't mean "sick" in the extremely athletic sense. If so, Sean May is the guy who needs to see a doctor.

LeBron James
"Rough day at work today but very productive! I love it. Now time to regroup in this 45 degrees cold tank. Burrrrr!! http://twitpic.com/37ewc0"

How I See It: Yeah, I can't even imagine. Having to share the ball with two other all-star starters. Real rough.

Santonio Holmes
"Party on the beach, party animal let em off the leash!"

How I See It: I’m sure this is exactly what Mike Tomlin wants to hear about his wide receiver.

Dustin Keller
"@nickmangold haha I thought an offensive lineman would appreciate any type of meal"

How I See It: Way to be a good teammate, Dustin.

Evan Oglesby
"If ur n Miami. Holla at me"

How I See It: Holla.

David Garrard
"Great career by Kurt Warner. Living proof of never let anyone tell you, you can't do something. Much respect!!"

How I See It: David Garrard is also living proof: I would have told you a few weeks ago that he would never play in a Pro Bowl, and yet here he is as the 400th replacement quarterback for the AFC. You just never know.

Dhani Jones
"Dhani will be making a special LIVE appearance next week with one of his good friends. Stay tuned for more info!"

How I See It:I guess Dhani enjoys speaking in third person.

Bubba Watson
"Any one want to eat lunch @dirtybirdspb it's on me be there at 12:00 high noon!!!"

How I See It: Do they deliver to Texas?

Shawne Merriman
"Haha I meant a photoshoot I don't carry guns no need too"

How I See It: Except for your left and right arms.

Zac Diles
"Gotta love Houston... If you don't just take a look outside and your mind will change..."

How I See It: There is nothing better than 100 percent humidity.

David Garrard
"In the pro bowl."

How I See It: Only after four other quarterbacks dropped. You should feel special.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us"

How I See It: Why do you need money to steal something. I'm confused, but I am down to join Ocho if this ever happens.