MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

David Anderson
"I am not sure if Jerry Jones knew he was doin an interview. Drunk interviews while the most amusing, not a good idea haha"

How I See It: He had no clue where he was. I want to party with Jerry.

Nick Mangold
"How come PETA doesn't protect humans which after all, we are mammals? Aren't we like the greatest animal ever? Stupid stupid PETA"

How I See It: It would give them something else to protest about.

Ricky Williams
"What a great way 2 start my day! We got Brandon! It's gonna b hard to stack the line of scrimmage. Ronnie & I r the happiest people on Earth"

How I See It: Now you only need a quarterback.

Darrelle Revis
"What's up everyone. Brandon Marshall to the dolphins huh. That's a good look for them"

How I See It: But it's not a good look for you. You will have to chase around Marshall twice a year now.

Usain Bolt
"The track is where i answer all my critics."

How I See It: You don't have any critics. Everyone knows you are the best in the world.

Jason Grilli
"My favorite DVD my kid watches that I don't get sick of is Elmos Potty Time. If ya need a great laugh check it out!"

How I See It: "Elmo's Potty Time" sounds a little dirty. What do they have going on on Sesame Street these days?

Jason Grilli
"Registered for Sports Marketing Class. Should be easy subject matter being I will be living it every day. Thank you Cathy for your help!"

How I See It: I went into Physics class thinking that same way. Didn't turn out too well though.

Donte Green
"my new name is swagger mcdagger. holla at ya boi. nap time. COS!!! CUSE!!! KINGS!!! lol"

How I See It: -1 for Donte. #IMJUSTSAYING.

Chad OchoCinco
"Can someone please tweet @dadecountyboyz and tell my lil brother to call me please, he can't see my tweets I guess"

How I See It: Chad, call him!

Rod Benson
"I just looked up the closest citibank to my current location. There are seven about 5 miles away... In Mexico."

How I See It: Imagine how much better your bank statement must look in pesos though.

Shayla Worley
"Ahh, it's cold!"

How I See It: I'll end on this note.

Jason Grilli
"More #badcasemondays. Power just went out in neighborhood. Funny thing is now garage door is stuck open. At least I got my car out! Haha"

How I See It: Because getting your car out of a permanently open garage is a challenge.

Keith Bulluck
"Margahrita Monday may not happen for the kid 2day...the recovery part is what's holding me bac right now,but it's only 1 o'clock so we'll c"

How I See It: *Sigh*, life's decisions. I don't know how we have the strength to endure.

Renee Montgomery
"If a real fat man snatches u up & throws u in a bag don't b afraid. Its just Santa collecting his Ho's for Christmas... 18 days left : )"

How I See It: And if that bag is a golf bag, tell Tiger to cut it out.

Freddy Adu
"def Have some decisions to make within the next couple of weeks"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Shawne Merriman
"All you fantasy lovers dont pick @OGOchoCinco dec. 20th because he's not going to play he has already decided to stay on the team bus"

How I See It: Merriman: Pro Bowl trash talker.