MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Le'Ron McClain
"At the Pet Store gotta get a leash for Mission!!!!"

How I See It: Don't spend your contract money all in one place!

Quentin Groves
"Man it's hotter than a mud!!!!!"

How I See It: I just don't know how that makes sense.

Nate Robinson
"Sup y'all what it do? On this bus wit da team, the NBA where sleeping #CELTICS happen #WORDAAPP LOL http://plixi.com/p/47522852"

How I See It: The NBA: Where the Celtics lose because they can't stay awake happens.

Stuart Schweigert
"Who is coming to the Nighthawk game Saturday?"

How I See It: I really hope he's talking about the UFL. That would make me so happy.

Clay Matthews
"Bum bum bum bummmmmmmm"

How I See It: That's what Bears fans will be saying to you after Jay Cutler dismantles the Packer's defense, “Bum! Bum! Bum!”

Jay Feely
"Why does everybody keep asking me if I retired. LOL! Just moved to the west coast, playing for the Cardinals. Truly enjoying Phoenix."

How I See It: Jay, you don't play for the Cardinals, you kick for the Cardinals. Get over yourself.

Nicole Joraanstad
"Just kicked my ass in the gym. Time for a pita sandwich. Mmmmm :)"

How I See It: Wait, a pita sandwich ... is that two pieces of bread with a pita in the middle? Also known as a carbohydrate sandwich.

Quentin Groves
"NEVER, NEVER...,let MAN tell u what can or can't do...I'm a living testimony!!!!!"

How I See It: Yup, and you were just traded. To the Raiders. So you are dead to me.

Antonio Cromartie
"@myronrolle congrats lil bro u have ur foot in the door now...now its on u be the best much love"

How I See It: Yeah I would be nice to that guy too. He might be giving you brain surgery one day.

Andrew Bogut
"I wear no pants... I wearrrrrrrr no pants"

How I See It: I know Andrew’s injured, but really? No pants?

Donte Whitner
"Today is my cheat day. Imma eat a whole pizza n wings yummy"

How I See It: Today is also draft day. Maybe the Bills should draft a safety.

Steve Slaton
"how many tats does everyone have? send a pic and i'll retweet the ones i like"

How I See It: Hmm, well one time I got a removable tattoo at a birthday party when I was little. Does that count?

Santonio Holmes
"J- E- T- S.... Jets Jets Jets"

How I See It: A sign that someone’s life has taken a turn for the worst.

Quentin Groves
"Who's all joining me and my fellow jaguars for bowling???"

How I See It: I know Jacksonville can’t sell out its games. But if the Jags can’t sell out the bowling alley with the team there, then we know they should officially become the Los Angeles Leopards.

Maurice Jones-Drew
"On my way to dc what's going on out there"

How I See It: You mean you won’t be joining your Jags teammates for bowling? Nothing happens in DC anyways.

David Clowney
"Don't forget to go to www.DavidClowney87.com to sign up to have your favorite NY JET Player wait on you and serve you your food. (Pls RT)"

How I See It: I’ll refrain from making a mean-spirited Rex Ryan joke here.

Quentin Groves
"BEEN NICE FOR TO LONG..."

How I See It: I agree, Quentin. Time to cause world chaos and destruction because there is seriously not enough of that going on these days. You should ask Ben Roethlisberger or Plaxico Burress for advice on this matter, I think they know how to handle your problem.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"My tattoo guy text me saying "you're long overdue for a tatt homie." & he's right! It's been like a month & some change. He knows me."

How I See It: I think the Nets should put on a promotion on what CDR's next tat should be. Maybe the guy who drew up the sideline play the team used this year can have that ingrained on CDR's skin because it's the only thing right the team has done.

Sean Avery
"Nobody has ever witnessed 2 Humpback Whales mating!"

How I See It: Hey, Sean, maybe you could be the first and enjoy some sloppy seconds afterward!

Shaun Phillips
"What if tiger got a tattoo like Kobe"

How I See It: Phillips should be a PR man after he's done playing. All Tiger would need to do is get a $4 million ring and everything will be all right.

Tashard Choice
"I just feel so super cool right now"

How I See It: When you're one of the main running backs for "America's Team", can score with Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, one of the cheerleaders, the question is: Why do you sometimes NOT feel super cool?

Bobby McCray
"Pocket tweeting killing me....lol"

How I See It: C’mon Bobby. That’s the lamest excuse in the book.

Ozzie Guillen
"Magic larry great rival great basketball ever"

How I See It: I have a feeling that Twitter needs to install an Ozzie Guillen translator for all of his gibberish tweets. Starting with this one.

Quentin Groves
"No reviews on studio 9!!!!! Means no!!!!!! Then!!!! Where we at duval???"

How I See It: This!!! Tweet!!! Is!!! So!!!! Enthusiastic!!!!!!!

Martellus Bennett
"y errbody mad at me today sheesh..... oh well i wanna buy shoes bc i can"

How I See It: “I want to buy shoes because I can.” It’s safe to say that Martellus is a perfect Dallas Cowboy.

Nazr Mohammed
"Pulled out a victory over the Warriors 2nite. That's 2 in a row so we need to keep it going vs Miami on Tues."

How I See It: Two straight wins for the Bobcats? Someone plan a parade!