"Getting a lesson in @ replies here it goes.. http://twitpic.com/3bp5uj"
How I See It: Tiger taking a lesson? Okay, now we know it isn't actually him tweeting.
"??The Ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort & convenience,but where he (cont) http://tl.gd/77qd7k"
How I See It: So, in other words, we should not measure your career based on your four Pro Bowl appearances, but rather if you can ever find success after Kurt Warner's retirement?
"I'm n Cleveland bored outta my witz #WordAApp! Anybody know if it's anything to do? Anybody cooking would love a home cooked meal #WordAApp!"
How I See It: I guarantee you there's a LeBron James jersey burning within a three-block radius if you want entertainment.
"I'm wanting to watch twilight eclipse on a website..anyone know any websites?"
How I See It: Dez, I know it's been a tough rookie season, but this is a little too low even for someone on a 3-8 team.
"happy 41st birthday Mariano Rivera!!! http://fb.me/EVWZvJYB"
How I See It: This will make the Yankees think twice about a multi-year deal.
"I can't believe tht wideout blame good for dropping a ball I have dropped a lot of balls and never once thought it was god fault"
How I See It: Okay, so Matt Ryan isn't god. Check him off the list.
"Hard work put u in nice situation my fat boy"
How I See It: Your previous tweet, "Juan uribe 3 years iam proud uribe great job buddy," was just a tad sweeter.
"That's a first. I can never remember a time when she chose my game over something for Erin, Megan or Brad. Have a wonderful birthday!"
How I See It: A perfect example of why Coach Cal is such a good recruiter. Nobody could care even the slightest bit whether or not Calipari's wife goes to the game tonight, but the fact that he updates his page every 30 minutes with useless information gets him "in" with teenagers.
"Ok.. So I look out my hotel room and see someone swimming in the pool. Then I look left and see ppl ice skating.. I'm confused."
How I See It: Denver's a weird city, my friend.
"It's just 2 easy!! I smell a blowout"
How I See It: "Maybe I led you to believe it was easy, when it wasn't." -- Michael Jordan.