"RT @justinbieber Yo chillin with @kevinweekes NHL goalie.. Hes tight! follow him."
How I See It: In related news, Weekes gained 7,000 followers today, but lost even more respect.
"Wake Up U Mean?? Proof reading Is a Must!! Smdh RT @j_holland7: Walk up and get on your feet and let's do something great and unique"
How I See It: Warren Sapp, by far the scariest officer in the Grammar Police Squad.
"Just finished the first practice!! We got better 2day!!!"
How I See It: Reminder: You are the Browns, you can only get better. It would have been noteworthy had the team proven the theory that they could possibly get worse.
"We now have Crazy Bandz available. Collect, trade, enjoy:http://www.coachcal.com/2010/08/16/calz-crazy-bandz-have-arrived/ ^DP"
How I See It: Bracelets the shape of John Calipari? This has officially gotten way out of hand, no pun intended.
"Just left the locker room, oh & i ran n2 a old friend when i was leaving. Lol! figure it out!"
How I See It: I think he's talking about Brett Favre? Favre's back. Let the mania begin ... again.
"Looks like Brett's answer may be coming today. Get in your final vote on the poll onhttp://JoeNemechek.com #nascar #fb"
How I See It: Great, even NASCAR driver Joe Nemechek is doing his part to cover Favre ad nauseam.
"OCNN: Droid X Owners, my app is available in the Android Market by searching "Ochocinco" #android #motorola #ochocinco"
How I See It: Oh boy, another medium on which I can follow the fascinating life of Chad Ochocinco. I've got to get this now! Thanks for reading.