MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Natasha Hastings
"24!"

How I See It: Not sure if she’s talking about Jack Bauer or Kobe Bryant. And I’m not sure which one is more likely to be eliminated either.

Kassim Osgood
"I think im the only person on Twitter to lose 3 followers in 3 weeks, but still have the same total! Lol!!!"

How I See It: Wait, so you lost 3 but you added 3 at the same time? I’m really confused. No wonder you lost 3 followers (but gained 3 too?).

Apolo Ohno
"Never say never"

How I See It: And yet you just said it twice. The ultimate paradox, and dumbest expression ever.

Charlie Villanueva
"Aight budtweets, I'm on the road again. Catch ya later. Peace."

How I See It: If you’re taking the road out of Detroit, can you take your massive contract with you? Thanks.

Ray Rice
"I'm wost than a lil kid just spilled my whole salad on myself smh"

How I See It: And you know Ray meant to spill his salad, of course.

LaVar Arrington
"i cant really say anything about the caps losing yet-im still shocked and surprised"

How I See It: I'm right there with you, LaVar. I wonder how Ovie's golf swing is. We both know he's got plenty of time to perfect it now.

Simon Cho
"Shadowed my cousin at his high school today....Made me realize how much I missed out lol. I love high school"

How I See It: If I could go back and relive a part of my life, high school would not be it. Just ask Lindsey Lohan and the rest of Mean Girls.

Shaun Phillips
"I appreciate my friends more then they know. Yes all of you. Even the ugly ones."

How I See It: Well, now that's awkward. I'm sure the ugly ones appreciate the love, Shaun.

Natasha Hastings
"Too funny in the restroom right now. I'm takin my hair pins out. Lady next to me paintin her nail. N the lady next to her is doin her makeup"

How I See It: The glamourous life of the ladies' bathroom. I'm hope it's as good as you guys hoped.

C.J. Spiller
"Been while since i ate elementary food, but it was good to spend time with da lil kids, can't wait to find me a skool in buffalo to visit."

How I See It: Oh man, Spiller. As a Buffalonian, I can just tell you're going to have the city eating out of the palm of your hand. Go, Bills!

Ozzie Guillen
"I going to get my chevy help me suv ?"

How I See It: If there was a Least Valuable Tweet, this would be it.

Matt Forte
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits!"

How I See It: Chuck Norris also won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Justin Forsett
"I cheated on Subway with Quiznos I couldn't resist I heard such great things about it but now I feel guilty hope Subway takes me back lol"

How I See It: How could you?

Terrell Owens
"I'm en route back 2 LA imagining wht WE could hv done 2gether!! Holy delta skymiles Robin! U talk about unstoppable!!"

How I See It: WE? You and Ocho combined equals the opposite of WE.

Kevin Boss
"Watching Around the Horn and they are talking about needing to get rid of the song "one shinning moment" that plays at the end of the NCAA Men's Nat. championship game with highlights from the tourney! Very bad idea! My dad use to tape that for me every year!"

How I See It: This is two tweets, but who cares. I completely agree with you, Kevin. "One Shining Moment" is the best part of the championship game. "The Ball is Tipped!"

Natasha Hastings
"Omg! Watchin this week's 24 episode. Jack Bauer is soooooo freakin cold!!!!"

How I See It: You said it perfectly.

Nick Barnett
"Does anyone want a tour of my home in Cali?? If I can get 1500 replys I will do one fasure"

How I See It: Are you selling it? No? Is the offseason that boring?

Natasha Hastings
"@sidneyrice u just disappeared. Lol. What's goin on wit u?"

How I See It: Can't take a hint.

Cliff Avril
"At Gladys Knights chicken and waffles... Bout to grub"

How I See It: See Nick, this is how you spend an offseason.

Jose Canseco
"If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world"

How I See It: Jose Canseco: Officer of Twittilante Justice.

Rhys Lloyd
"May go to dicks later and buy a punching bag.. "

How I See It: 10 years ago, I'd of had a field day with this one.

Kirk Morrison
"Congrats now to Utah for there win over Cal. @theMWC is now 3-0 in bowls so far. 2-0 vs Pac 10 in bowls this year. Mtn. West Above the Rest."

How I See It: Five bucks says any team in the Mountain West could run your team off the field.

Quentin Richardson
"Gr8 win for the home team tonite. Def needed that one. Good team effort!!!"

How I See It: Your team made a collective effort to miss the rim shooting 36 percent... Not exactly a great win in my opinion.

Natasha Hastings
"24 got me glued right now! Jack Bauer is too krunk. Lmbo"

How I See It: Word. That guy is so off the hook; he can even not pee for an entire day. That's damn impressive.

Andre Berto
"If I knew I was getin 40mil for a fight u can random drug test me night and day. While iam having sex, even naked in the rain if they want"

How I See It: What about in a box, or with a fox? In a house, with a mouse? Would you do it here or there? Would you do it anywhere?

Rey Maualuga
"I'm in love with Natalie Portman!"

How I See It: QFT.