MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Jason Thompson
"I Swear I Jus Felt a EarthQuake in Jersey!!!! O_O"
How I See It: Are you sure it wasn't just Mike "The Situation" flexing?

Hunter Pence
"Wow Earthquake just shook the entire locker room!"
How I See It: Nope, that was actually just crazy Philadelphia fans in the stands, but I understand why you'd think that.

Brent Celek
"Sorry Philadelphia. I dropped a dumbbell"
How I See It: Well, Hunter, there's your answer.

Hope Solo
"Storm in chicago!!!! Help! I wanna go home!!!! Stuck on tarmac, not fun! #fb"
How I See It: Oh boo hoo, a rain storm. At least you're not in the middle of a freaking earthquake!

Tony Hawk
"Earthquake... on the East Coast? Feels like home."
How I See It: Insert skateboarder term here: ______ (radical, gnarly, wicked, etc.)

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Jonathan Vilma
"Mom called, said its passed my bedtime so I'm out lol"
How I See It: Jonathan Vilma's mom for next Campbell's Chunky Noodle Soup commercial.

AJ Hawk
"Got a new dog http://lockerz.com/s/11419018"
How I See It: That is definitely not a dog.

Derrick Williams
"Dreams to Reality"
How I See It: Ah, the life of a second overall pick. @darkomilicic @michaelbeasley @marvinwilliams

Apolo Ohno
"Packing...."
How I See It: For what? Do you actually have things to do in between every Winter Olympics?

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Tony Hawk
"Customs agent at LAX: "Your name looks familiar. Are you that oldest skateboarder guy?""
How I See It: I’m sure you get that a lot.

Chad Ochocinco
"Why read the book when you can write your own...page 85 says Why fit in when you can stand out,it's really congested living inside the box."
How I See It: Is it ironic that you quoted page ocho cinco of your book?

Gary Guyton
"I am hungry and my dad is trying to make me watch this movie. I am about to get really mad and loose it."
How I See It: You know it is possible to watch a movie and eat food at the same time. It’s actually pretty common.

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Rory McIlroy
"Flying to Malaysia with charl! Glad one of us has a green jacket on!!! http://twitpic.com/4jqjuf"
How I See It: Speaking of awkward moments ...

Rajon Rondo
"Its going to be a very interesting series against NYK"
How I See It: But first, a very awkward regular-season finale.

Phil Hughes
"Gonna need many bolts updates wed night!"
How I See It: No. What you need is a moderately fast four-seamer.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"OKC, Durant, and Westbrook are for real and could prove problematic for the Lakers in the playoffs if they aren't playing their best ball."
How I See It: No way, man. Not one person in the entire country is thinking the same thing.

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Sidney Rice
"New blog... Sidneyrice18.com"

How I See It: It looks like Rice’s hip surgery has left him desperate for things to do.

Chad Ochocinco
"Me and baby Carlos jamming to Slique Song addicted http://bit.ly/c6MvEp"

How I See It: Chad rarely fails to amaze me. I don’t know if I’m more shocked that he bought the baby Carlos shirt or that he can actually roller skate backwards.

Jozy Altidore
"What's up people? 24 is an amazing tv show. Jack Bauer is no joke!"

How I See It: Yeah, we realize it’s a great TV show. You’re about nine years late on the Jack bandwagon.

Chris Bosh
"Training = pain"

How I See It: Creating super-team = annoying for NBA

Ricky Williams
"Commonly asked question...here's the answer: No more dreads for me. Simple as that. They served a purpose for me then, but no longer."

How I See It: No worries. Chris Johnson is rocking the dreadlocks now. They seem to have worked for him last season ...

Braylon Edwards
"Ok enough serious tweets for the day...every1 tweet @OGOchoCinco & @Lfitzgerald11 tell them how much better than them I am on Madden11 lol"

How I See It: Ochocinco and Fitzgerald each had 1,000-plus receiving yards last season. You didn’t even hit 700. Oh yeah, I heard that players with heavy-duty beards automatically get minus one on their overall rating too.

Tony Hawk
"Found this pic in my phone. Posting it = revenge on my son for making me fat. He could be in a new Austin Powers: http://post.ly/tWix"

How I See It: Ha ha ha, nothing better than a father publicly humiliating his son.

Darrelle Revis
"How high is the sky?"

How I See It: Darrelle Revis: All-Pro cornerback and existentialist philosopher extraordinaire.

Jose Canseco
"The media is still trying to get hold of me to comment about Marks interview. They call me at all hours. Don't they think i sleep?"

How I See It: Poor Jose. I just know you have so much other important business to tend to.

Shaun Phillips
"Can someone find out who T pains stylist is. when u do look at them 2x then put your hand in the sky a slap them across the face. Thanks"

How I See It: Omitted: T-Pain's stylist is a Jets fan.

Emily Hughes
"More than 1,600 followers? This is great! Thank you all so much for your support! Nationals here I come...."

How I See It: Twitter finals?

Tony Hawk
"Happy MLK! I also have a dream... that we make it home through this storm safely"

How I See It: Bit of a stretch here.

Russell Westbrook
"GEtting Dressed.... then headed too the Ford Center to play the Bobcats... LEts Get it!!!!"

How I See It: The Bobcats and Thunder! The NBA: where meaningless December games happen.

Renee Montgomery
"If ur rating a relationship and give it a 7.5, would that be considered high?"

How I See It: Should I start worrying that women rate their relationships?

Cliff Avril
"Just touchdown in San Fran.... Extremely too long of a flight..."

How I See It: Cliff sounds extremely too excited to be in San Francisco for this game.

June Jones
"ESPN SportsCenter Highlight Of The Night - SMU Blasts Nevada - http://bit.ly/8vo8Oa"

How I See It: There must have really been a lot of great sporting events that night!

Tony Hawk
"Just went to the grocery store and saw two separate incidents of bloody noses. One by Starbucks and one by the checkout line. The Happening?"

How I See It:Maybe The Happening. Maybe 24 Season 3. Or maybe just crazy shoppers throwing fists like Floyd Mayweather Jr. to get post-Christmas sales.

Royal Ivey
"Its great to be alive!!!!! Take nothing for granted be humble"

How I See It: ...and yet your name is Royal.

Jason Terry
"Just gt done creating my own Jason Terry burger at the HardRock Cafe dwntn Dallas, and boy is it good! The first athlete ever! thanks HR!"

How I See It: Today, burgers. Tomorrow, the world!

Trent Shelton
"Will you marry me?"

How I See It: With 35,000 followers, somebody's gotta say yes.

Tony Hawk
"Rain in London!!?? That is N.I.B. (Not In Brochure)"

How I See It: That acronym is N.G.S. (Not Gonna Stick).

Zac Diles
"Good mornin my twiggas...i'm up and gettin ready for these meetings in about an hour..."

How I See It: Wow.