MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

Matt Forte
"I'm hungrier than a hostage right now!"

How I See It: Matt doesn’t realize he is a hostage ... held captive by Lovie Smith and the Bears offense.

Chad Ochocinco
"Man its always a line on the damn runway, the pilot need to go around these lil planes like we in traffic in NY, honk damit!! Smh"

How I See It: I guess Bengals just have a hard time getting past jets.

Darrell Green
"Shout out to the winter Olympic games. I am really enjoying them. Go USA!"

How I See It: Can we sign Darrell up to run sprints in the 2012 Olympics? I know he is in his mid 40’s, but he might be our only chance against Usain Bolt.

Bret Hedican
"If you ever get to Vancouver you have to check out the Aquarium! Great place & amazing Baluga Whales! http://tweetphoto.com/12000053"

How I See It: C’mon Bret ... the aquarium during the Olympics? Unless you are going to see Michael Phelps, you have to dedicate yourself to watching the games!

Kirk Morrison
"To all my Raider fans out there please welcome my fellow linebacker Isaiah Ekejiuba to twitter. Took him long enough. @Ekejiuba50"

How I See It: Can Al Davis somehow get an account? I would pay to see that Twitter feed.

Warren Sapp
"98-98 2:39 left in 4th!!!!! WE ARE ALL WITNESSES!!!"

How I See It: Witnesses to another great regular season for the Cavs, followed up by the inevitable playoff heartbreak? Yep, we’re all witnesses.

Chris Needham
"Shaun White rocking the Gold http://yfrog.com/3g6zsdj"

How I See It: Once every four years, and a few times in between, Shaun White redefines “awesome.”

Bret Hedican
"Dancing in the streets on Robson Street downtown Vancouver! Sid the Kid has got massive _alls! & Canada on his back! Wow,Great game!"

How I See It: I don’t want to start talking smack yet, but Patrick Kane once assaulted a cab driver ... so he’ll have no problem getting a little physical with Sid the Kid come Sunday night.

Julia Mancuso
"Torah!!! i think u got it girl:) always look on the Bright side!!!"

How I See It: Wow, I didn’t know that they held Bar Mitzvahs at the Olympics. Really taking these Olympics to the next level! (Or maybe “Torah” is just the name of an athlete ... nah, I’m going with Option A).