- Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:05 PM
- Written By: Ross Gordon
"You better not be on twitter in church."
How I See It: Okay, I’m Jewish and I wouldn’t even Tweet in church.
"Game Set Match!! Texans baby!"
How I See It: Stick to baseball.
"I told yall last week The Legend of Mark Sanchez is growing!"
How I See It: No, the legend of Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes is growing.
"Wicked was amazing! If you ever have the chance to go and see it... GO!"
How I See It: The play is seven years old and was nominated for 10 Tony Awards in 2004. I think you’re the last one to see it.
"Damn u kicked my heart in the ass girl."
How I See It: Wait, time out. You’re heart has an ass. You better get that checked out.
"Go Cowboys!!!! Either Wade Phillips hard work is finally paying off or Jason Garrett is a genius...... #fb"
How I See It: It’s definitely not Wade, so it’s possible Jason Garrett is a genius. Someone check that man’s IQ.
"Who goes 1st Farve or Childress?"
How I See It: Trick question ... they are fired at the same time. Oh, and you spelled Favre wrong.
"I'm a boss so my safe got a bathroom…"
How I See It: I’m Chris, I have no idea what I just said.