Tweets by Hunter Pence, Deion Sanders And More

  • Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:05 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon


Rasual Butler
"You better not be on twitter in church."

How I See It: Okay, I’m Jewish and I wouldn’t even Tweet in church.

Hunter Pence
"Game Set Match!! Texans baby!"

How I See It: Stick to baseball.

Willie Anderson
"I told yall last week The Legend of Mark Sanchez is growing!"

How I See It: No, the legend of Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes is growing.

Adam Rippon
"Wicked was amazing! If you ever have the chance to go and see it... GO!"

How I See It: The play is seven years old and was nominated for 10 Tony Awards in 2004. I think you’re the last one to see it.

Martellus Bennett
"Damn u kicked my heart in the ass girl."

How I See It: Wait, time out. You’re heart has an ass. You better get that checked out.

Trevor Immelman
"Go Cowboys!!!! Either Wade Phillips hard work is finally paying off or Jason Garrett is a genius...... #fb"

How I See It: It’s definitely not Wade, so it’s possible Jason Garrett is a genius. Someone check that man’s IQ.

Deion Sanders
"Who goes 1st Farve or Childress?"

How I See It: Trick question ... they are fired at the same time. Oh, and you spelled Favre wrong.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm a boss so my safe got a bathroom…"

How I See It: I’m Chris, I have no idea what I just said.

Athlete Tweets Review 05/10/10

  • Monday, May 10, 2010 6:24 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Takeo Spikes
"Everybody send up a prayer for the Hawks!!"

How I See It: Sorry, but the Atlanta Hawks just aren’t worth God’s time. Especially when the other team has magic on its side.

Brandon Flowers
"aye wussup "rain" preciate ya stoppn thru and messn up the sattalite...wasnt like i was watchn the game or nuthn smdh"

How I See It: I'm overwhelmed by both bad spelling and a confusing message.

Marc Colombo
"some wicked weather lately huh?"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure it even messed up Brandon’s satellite, but I’m not exactly sure, the spelling is so terrible.

Keith Jones
""When the 4th lines are out there together it may not be pretty, but it sure is exciting!" - only on @versustv"

How I See It: How about when only four people have Versus?

Trevor Immelman
"Sweep 'em Magic!!!!!! #fb"

How I See It: Not if Takeo Spikes has anything to say about it.

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/17/10

  • Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:39 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Bill Stewart
"Attended a roast of Heinz Ward last night in Pittsburgh ... It was an honor to be in a room with the greatest football players ever."

How I See It: Breaking news: Heinz Ketchup now sponsors not only the Steelers’ stadium, but also its wide receiver. From this point, he will be known as “Heinz,” not “Hines.”

Renee Montgomery
"I'm about to eat BBQd eel. Pray for me"

How I See It: I refuse to do that. If you eat BBQ eel, you deserve to face the consequences.

Kevin Weekes
"Raptos flamed out-JEEZ !! Is it Le Bron's time ? Will Cavs come out of the east ?"

How I See It: “Le Bron”—Looks like the Montreal Canadiens will also be pursuing King James in the summer of 2010.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Had mexican for dinner again. Heading back to the track!!!"

How I See It: Somewhere, Bob Griese just nodded.

Trevor Immelman
"Watching the NBA Playoffs, great to see these guys go 100%. #fb"

How I See It: Yeah maybe now I’ll be able to actually watch basketball, since the league’s preseason is finally over.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/29/09

  • Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:04 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Craig Terrill
"There are three kinds of people in the world...those that can count, and those that can't"

How I See It: Funnier than anything I've said in a while. Props to Craig, whoever you are.

Terrence Williams
"Sushi an listening to wayne while I sign these autographs"

How I See It: Signing autographs with headphones on is probably just as bad as working in a soup kitchen while playing Brick Breaker.

Rashanda McCants
"who yall thinks gonna be the team to beat this season in the NBA? who got the most weapons"

How I See It: I'm gonna have to go with the Cavs. >Delonte West has quite the arsenal.

Jason Terry
"I need a Tshirt design for my "VOTE 4 JET" campaign for AllStar & I'm askin my fans for HELP! Email for rules & info"

How I See It: The season just started!

Trevor Immelman
"Reading Michael Phelps autobiography. Good read......"

How I See It: Good weed read indeed.

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