MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Vernon Davis
"who saw me on E last night & what ya'll think?"

How I See It: I didn't see you, but I think that you shouldn't tell everybody that you did Ecstasy. Goodell sees all.

Lolo Jones
"And please don't ask a track athlete this: How fast do you run the 40 in? (Umm I'm not a football player)"

How I See It: It's not like I asked you how hard your slider breaks.

Jonathan Stewart
"ahhh just chillin at the house enjoying a nice cup of minute made white grape juice"

How I See It: A man of true culture and refinement.

Royal Ivey
"I am one of those who would rather sink with faith than swim without it"

How I See It: Definitely could've made this more persuasive. Royal, sinking is a bad thing.

Jose Canseco
"Don't be jealous haters just cause ur wifes and girlfriends r masterbating to my picture"

How I See It: :0

Thomas Howard
"I hope GeorgeTown loses so everyones brackets can be messed up...that's the beauty of March Madness Baby"

How I See It: Wow, somebody hates humanity in general.

Shelden Williams
"ask vandy, notre dame and maybe soon to be georgetown"

How I See It: I’m not sure what question Shelden wants me to ask these teams, but I have a question of my own ... why? Why did you three have to kill my bracket?

Jeff Green
"@jHARD13 dude i am about to cry..this is bad if we lose...if it wasnt for these baby e-trade commercials ill be going insane lol"

How I See It: The biggest tragedy of all this is actually the E-Trade baby commercials! The new baby is an impostor, and just makes my bracket pain even worse. I hate March Madness.

Royal Ivey
"Georgetown is done!!!!!"

How I See It: And so is my bracket.

Ndamukong Suh
"Hello Detroit"

How I See It: Two words no NFL draft prospect ever wants to say.

Royal Ivey
"Its great to be alive!!!!! Take nothing for granted be humble"

How I See It: ...and yet your name is Royal.

Jason Terry
"Just gt done creating my own Jason Terry burger at the HardRock Cafe dwntn Dallas, and boy is it good! The first athlete ever! thanks HR!"

How I See It: Today, burgers. Tomorrow, the world!

Trent Shelton
"Will you marry me?"

How I See It: With 35,000 followers, somebody's gotta say yes.

Tony Hawk
"Rain in London!!?? That is N.I.B. (Not In Brochure)"

How I See It: That acronym is N.G.S. (Not Gonna Stick).

Zac Diles
"Good mornin my twiggas...i'm up and gettin ready for these meetings in about an hour..."

How I See It: Wow.

Jay Feely
"AP: Federal deficit hits record $176.4 billion for October as revenues plunge, spending remains high"

How I See It: I know it's Twitter, but athletes should stick to stuff they know about. Like douchy haircuts and stuff. In the economics class you obviously never took, you might have learned that increased spending is how you recover from recessions.

Thurman Thomas
"Let's see if I can wake people up!!!!!!!! Democraps Stink!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Fine! I give up.

Eric Wright
"Wow... Im tired"

How I See It: Yeah, those 14 characters must've taken a lot outta you. Nice last name too, by the way.

Royal Ivey
"Did u see the lady who face got ripped off by the chimp? What a strong individual!"

How I See It: Yeah that chimp squats about 600.

Johanna Mundy
"Crumpets and marmite, with a mug of tea to wash it down....aren't they just the best english food!"

How I See It: I'll take your word for it.