MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Laila Tov! Goodnight fam. It was a "good" day with my @sesamestreet friends http://t.co/OqKqpMhn"
How I See It: Hey, Chris Paul. Look at some of the opportunities you get as a member of the New York Knicks!

Hope Solo
"Holiday vacation is officially over! Back to work baby! My man Ivan working his magic! #fb http://t.co/CXELof7W"
How I See It: It's nice to see Hope Solo realizes she's a sex symbol.

Tiger Woods
"After getting about 5,000 questions I posted my answers video to Facebook. Check it out: http://t.co/mwpsDMD3"
How I See It: Remember when you treated your fans like dirt? Life would so different if you didn't crash that car, wouldn't it?

Alexander Ovechkin
"Me and my girlfriend Maria....she is my queen!!!! http://t.co/B7rUsStB"
How I See It: But isn't Sidney Crosby King of the NHL right now?

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Dirk Nowitzki
"Dear tony romo. Don't worry abt all the critics. I heard that same garbage for a long time. Keep working hard and keep improving."
How I See It: Wise words from the Kaiser of Dallas.

Alexander Ovechkin
"RT @SergeyKocharov: Named after Alex Ovechkin, Eighttofasttocatch the favorite at Maryland Million Classic a target="_new" href="http://t.co/d8VkmV2N">http://t.co/d8VkmV2N Thx @k ..."
How I See It: A racehorse named after Ovechkin? Really?

David Ortiz
"Thanks to my exmanager Terry Francona for all the memories and great time...."
How I See It: Yeah, he gets it.

Mark Jackson
"Daily Word- Luke 1:37- For with God nothing shall be impossible. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!"
How I See It: Including a Golden State Warriors NBA Title?

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David Ortiz
"Great win today....the fans were amazing, you guys are the best!!!"
How I See It: David Ortiz, a member of the happiest 1-6 team in the history of sports.

Aaron Rodgers
"One thing i really miss living in Wisconsin is in n out....also wearing shorts"
How I See It: Does this mean the Super Bowl Hangover is already over? Rodgers must be pretty needy; you'd think that bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Titletown would keep him happy for at least a couple months.

Chad Ochocinco
"@ochocinco We live in society of capitalism based on greed. Some people are never satisfied and they just happen to run our country.Not cool"
How I See It: After the lockout and disappointing MLS stint, I guess Ocho is now looking for employment in politics.

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Caitlin Lowe
"I'm so close to reenacting the "printer smashing" scene in office space...... "

How I See It: "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"

Steven Jackson
"Thanks to the fans for your support this year...truly appreciate u all. We made great strides but got more to accomplish next season! "

How I See It: And thank you for staying healthy all year and helping me win my fantasy league.

Le'Ron McClain
"Women women women "

How I See It: 'Nuff said.

Curtis Granderson
"If you could vote for the Baseball Hall of Fame, which eligible players would you vote for today? "

How I See It: JEFF BAGWELL JEFF BAGWELL JEFF BAGWELL...maybe next year

Jozy Altidore
"Mega millions is crazy! who ever woke up with that ticket prob cant believe it. #str8shock "

How I See It: Can't believe I bought 20 of those tickets.

DeSean Jackson
"Lets ride big dogg>>>RT @Thepresidentcb: Bout to hit NYC with the hommie @DeseanJackson10."

How I See It: As a Giants fan, I'm warning you for your own safety, DO NOT COME BACK TO NEW YORK.

Nick Swisher
"Need some Xmas present ideas for the fam. Suggestions?"

How I See It: Earplugs.

Michael Oher
"My mom got me so much Louis Vuitton I dont know what i did to deserve this!"

How I See It: Sandra Bullock's first gift to Big Mike since that pickup truck.

Curt Schilling
"Watching gabs at softball, had to insert myself into drills, to help, now have eleventeen pulled quad muscles"

How I See It: Coming from bloody sock man himself. Real tough guy.

Coco Crisp
"Biz day 4 me 2day. My bedroom got invaded by an army of ants. Spent my morning at war wit them! Took bout an hour but I won the war!"

How I See It: Folks, this is why your mother told you that leaving food on the floor would lead to ants. Imagine being a Cocoa Krispie. It can't be a fun life.

Landry Fields
"Laying down watching, The History Channel."

How I See It: In other words, "Look at me, I went to Stanford!"

Kerry Rhodes
"Ok louisville let's take control of this game! The best named bowl game ever lol lol. THE BEEF O' BRADY bowl! ?"

How I See It: Listen, Kerry, just be glad the Cardinals aren't playing in that game.

Landon Donovan
"Christmas done came early RT @MissKajlich: ho ho ho RT @JonnyIce: @MissKajlich #Maxim holiday gift to us all! http://plixi.com/p/63999087"

How I See It: Okay, Landon Donovan and Bianca Kajlich are still the weirdest separated couple in the world.

Ozzie Guillen
"how is holidays for everyone? I have gained 10 pounds already jaja"

How I See It: Did Ozzie eat another umpire?

LeBron James
"Why would u even punt the ball to him though! No sense! Smh.He's the most explosive player in the stadium. Amazing play by @DeseanJackson10"

How I See It: Why would you tell the city of Cleveland that you wouldn't stop until you brought [them] a championship? No sense!

Tiger Woods
"Getting a lesson in @ replies here it goes.. http://twitpic.com/3bp5uj"

How I See It: Tiger taking a lesson? Okay, now we know it isn't actually him tweeting.

Larry Fitzgerald
"??The Ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort & convenience,but where he (cont) http://tl.gd/77qd7k"

How I See It: So, in other words, we should not measure your career based on your four Pro Bowl appearances, but rather if you can ever find success after Kurt Warner's retirement?

Nate Robinson
"I'm n Cleveland bored outta my witz #WordAApp! Anybody know if it's anything to do? Anybody cooking would love a home cooked meal #WordAApp!"

How I See It: I guarantee you there's a LeBron James jersey burning within a three-block radius if you want entertainment.

Dez Bryant
"I'm wanting to watch twilight eclipse on a website..anyone know any websites?"

How I See It: Dez, I know it's been a tough rookie season, but this is a little too low even for someone on a 3-8 team.

Curtis Granderson
"happy 41st birthday Mariano Rivera!!! http://fb.me/EVWZvJYB"

How I See It: This will make the Yankees think twice about a multi-year deal.

Roddy White
"I can't believe tht wideout blame good for dropping a ball I have dropped a lot of balls and never once thought it was god fault"

How I See It: Okay, so Matt Ryan isn't god. Check him off the list.

Ozzie Guillen
"Hard work put u in nice situation my fat boy"

How I See It: Your previous tweet, "Juan uribe 3 years iam proud uribe great job buddy," was just a tad sweeter.

John Calipari
"That's a first. I can never remember a time when she chose my game over something for Erin, Megan or Brad. Have a wonderful birthday!"

How I See It: A perfect example of why Coach Cal is such a good recruiter. Nobody could care even the slightest bit whether or not Calipari's wife goes to the game tonight, but the fact that he updates his page every 30 minutes with useless information gets him "in" with teenagers.

Steven Jackson
"Ok.. So I look out my hotel room and see someone swimming in the pool. Then I look left and see ppl ice skating.. I'm confused."

How I See It: Denver's a weird city, my friend.

LeBron James
"It's just 2 easy!! I smell a blowout"

How I See It: "Maybe I led you to believe it was easy, when it wasn't." -- Michael Jordan.

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding our charter to the bay...francoeur's beard is looking 80% billy mays today #playoffbeardupdate"

How I See It: If he ever faces Brian Wilson, they'll easily set the record for most facial hair in one at bat.

Steven Jackson
"It has been a busy day.Yes, I had surgery on my ring finger but I shouldn't miss a beat. I'm not married so I'm covered there too."

How I See It: You haven't won a ring either, so you're covered there too.

Daniel Orton
"Thinkin bout goin bowlin today"

How I See It: It'll be good to get some exercise before sitting on the bench the entire season.

Michelle Wie
"Quote of the day from mommy: your ball must of been so hot from the heat on the last day that it must have wanted to jump into the lakes..."

How I See It: Or, you're just not that good at golf.

Serena Williams
"I HATE my hair I wanna start over. It dosent help my funk that my hair looks like a disaster."

How I See It: Try going bald. It worked out for Andre Agassi.

Lane Kiffin
"Getting ready for Washington State...Play Hard, Play Fast, Play Together! Fight On!"

How I See It: Good to see Kiffin changed his motto from "Play Hard, Play Fast, Play Together! Move on!"

Jon Scheyer
"Does anybody wanna play me in words with friends????"

How I See It: If you wanted friends to play with, you shouldn't have gone to Duke.

Rick Fox
"2 minutes to elimination show...I gotta pee"

How I See It: The life of a Dancing With the Stars contestant.

Bryant McKinnie
"Ok heading 2 the tennis court now, gonna play against my teammates. Gotta think about what @Venuseswilliams taught me real quick."

How I See It: A 335-pounder playing tennis? Can't wait to see the video of that!

Steven Jackson
"Going to do a blog entry tonight..any questions you'd like to have answered? #fb"

How I See It: How frustrating is wasting your best years playing for a team as awful as the Rams?

LeBron James
"Always good to be back on the field. Call me LeBron Randy Moss James. Yes Sir!! http://twitvid.com/9M3IS"

How I See It: Is "The Chosen One" not enough for your ego?

Darnell Dockett
"Having a productive day, just talked to kevin mawae NFLPA about next year lock out! Smh if yall only knew why there will be NO FOOTBALL!"

How I See It: This makes me cry. So much. Every day.

Pete Carroll
"just finished a wednesday-type practice since the game's a day earlier this week... a big day for us! week's flying by!"

How I See It: What's a Wednesday-type practice under Pete Carroll? I can't remember if that was skydiving day? Or was it bowling?

Steven Jackson
"I was very humble by the crowd that waited and wanted my autograph. I didn't get everyone but i tried my best to."

How I See It: Rule No. 1 in the Humble Handguide: Don't say you are humble.

Apolo Ohno
"Traffic...awesome... http://tweetphoto.com/41171910"

How I See It: Don't bump the Korean one again, probably won't get away with it this time.

Jared Dudley
"The Jordan Brand still makes million of dollars and he hasnt played in the NBA in forever.. There will only be 1 Jordan.. The G.O.A.T"

How I See It: Just a quick heads up, Jared. You are no longer in Charlotte on the Bobcats roster. The time to suck up to MJ has long past.

Chad Ochocinco
"#OCNNBreakingNews Chad OchoCinco Debuts Cereal Brand: Ochocincos God is good, I lost 25k but will make it back #POW http://bit.ly/9J6DFE"

How I See It: Yes, they are actually producing and selling "Ochocinco's." And the motto? "Just don't tweet while you eat."

Hakim Warrick
"i cant sleep bc i want #madden so bad but i dont feel like waiting n line 2 get it..."

How I See It: The modern day Catch-22.

Steven Jackson
"ive been watching adult swim for hours now."

How I See It: I know laughter cures a lot of things, but I’m not sure if it can cure the St. Louis Rams.

Reggie Evans
"Is it true that young jezzy diss Rick Ross."

How I See It: If so, then it is true that at least 7 rap albums will spawn from this spat. Fortunately or unfortunately.

Braylon Edwards
"@AaronMaybin58 yes sir bro I wanna see u kill em this year #makeithappencrew"

How I See It: Doesn't Aaron play for your rival?

Adam Jones
"Good a homestand!!!! Let's take this show on the road also"

How I See It: Is there any “show” for the Orioles at all though?

Thurman Thomas
"The bill in Arizona Prohibits Racial Profiling, they put that in the Bill."

How I See It: Does the bill also capitalize random words?

Al Horford
"Buenas tardes a todos. Estoy de regreso en Twitter. Gracias a Los fanaticos que estan con nosotros en las buenas y en las malas. Nuestro..."

How I See It: Al Horford speaking Spanish. This tweet mysteriously cuts off ... ah, he must be in Arizona. Yeah, that explains it.

DeSean Jackson
"Bac in philly on my shit time 2 grind harder!! The take-over is coming...."

How I See It: Even DeSean sees it coming….after Kevin Kolb plays bad in week one, impatient Philly fans will be calling for Mike Kafka to replace him at QB. Hence “the take-over.”

Kris Humphries
"Winnersville got lucky in madden yesterday. Farve threw 2 picks; its crazy how accurate the game is."

How I See It: The game was also accurate enough to have the Minnesota radio announcer scream “THIS ISN’T DETROIT, THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL MADDEN!” after an interception.

Trent Shelton
"Some of these wolves to me look just like sheep"

How I See It: You ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf? Now the wolves are taking trickery to a new level: disguise.

Michael Waltrip
"I pitched a new show to the Speed executives. Its called Speedo. Me Spencer and Larry Mac interviewing fans in the infields in our bikinis."

How I See It: Can Danica Patrick be a host too?

Kenny Moore
"Haha I hate u"

How I See It: Kenny just tweeted this to his entire following base. Boom goes the dynamite.

Chevis Jackson
"chillin on the sofa... gettin ready for american idol!!!"

How I See It:Hopefully your pants aren’t on the ground.

Josh Cox
"NYTimes: Behavior: Too Much Sitting Shortens Lives, Study Suggests http://s.nyt.com/u/rTO"

How I See It: Can I start writing my will tomorrow, or will that be too late?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser time!s"

How I See It: Somebody sign up Rex Ryan.

Natalie Coughlin
"Dear Shannon Sharpe, what the heck are you wearing?"

How I See It: I’ve asked that same question countless times. If he wears a toga next time, it will probably be an upgrade.

Renee Montgomery
"Finished shopping for now. Time for the game. #Ravens"

How I See It: Shield your eyes, Renee. You shouldn’t have watched. Only adds salt in the wound for Baltimore fans still bitter about the Colts leaving town.

Chansi Stuckey
"All this smoke has given me a terrible headache"

How I See It: Looks like Chansi might already be getting into trouble in the offseason ... that’s what happens when you play for the Browns.

DeSean Jackson
"This guy reggie bush jus did sommmmmme sicccccc ass shit on dat TD............. I see u boi u got that wiggle out there swerv'n sheeeeesh"

How I See It: Translation: it was a very nice play by Reggie Bush.

Shaun Phillips
"The new phelps subway commercial should have him swimming to amsterdam lol."

How I See It: Now that is a funny tweet.

Steven Jackson
"One of my presents to myself."

How I See It: Is it a win?

Bryan Clay
"s there anything better than a scalding 30 min shower after a long day at the track??? I don't think so! #fb"

How I See It: I mean, I'm not really a fan of third degree burns. But do you, Bryan.

Andrew Bogut
"ESPN Australia following me around for the day today, and tomo. Should be great for the aussie fans to see whats the daily hapnings in MIL!"

How I See It: Man, ESPN is not playin.

Taylor Phinney
"If someone made a cycling video game what would you like to see?? (I know PCM is out there)"

How I See It: Flamethrowers. Yeah, flamethrowers. And those digital girls in bikinis waving the checkered flag at the finish line too.

Renee Montgomery
"I'm really trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. #changeofheart?"

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

Steven Jackson
"Time for some real food. Reese's and snickers held me down on the flight."

How I See It: Is this what the Rams feed their players on travel days? Do we now officially know why St. Louis is 1-11?

Jalen Rose
"College to NFL success? The only heisman trophy winner since 1999 that is currently starting in the NFL is Carson Palmer(2002)-"

How I See It: Depends how you define “success.” Reggie Bush dated (is still dating?) Kim Kardashian. Does that count?

Ryan Grant
"All you Chicagoians lol should be ashamed..its not even cold here..I'd go swim in lake Michigan right now lol..hahahah who is coming with me"

How I See It: Today, it was in the high 70’s in Florida, and I almost broke out the hot chocolate. Not sure if I have a right to make any comments on Grant’s Tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"Good thing bout Xmas now a days I have no worries. I can buy watever I want, if I wanted to."

How I See It: It’s good to know Brandon has learned humility so early in his career.

Ron Artest
"Was tiger woods set up nationally by haters!!!? Was this a well thought out plan at tigers image?"

How I See It: Knew it: Phil Mickelson just couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to Tiger anymore.