MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kevin Durant
"Go grab that "selfmade" featuring my brother @Wale and the homies @MeekMill pill and @rickyrozay http://bit.ly/SelfMadeiTunes"
How I See It: Try to keep that away from Russell Westbrook. Anything with "self" in it can't help him.

Kristi Yamaguchi
"Big thx to everyone who came out to Costco yesterday! If u snapped a pic, be sure to upload & tag on Facebook. :)"
How I See It: Oh, the downfall of Olympic figure skaters. It has come to this: Promoting a book next to 48-packs of soda. Too bad the golden years are long gone.

JaVale McGee
"Goin to chipotle then weights -P"
How I See It: So in other words, you're going to down 1000 calories and then try to burn it all off? My recommendation would be to at least settle for a burrito bowl.

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Kevin Boss
"Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful Mother! She truly is an angel among us! Wish I was with her on this day!"
How I See It: Given that you didn’t spend the day with your mom, I hope you got her a card because there is no way this Tweet will count.

Warrick Dunn
"At my sister's house celebrating Mother's Day then she turns on Michael Jackson dance game on the wii. Comical. they tired from dancing"
How I See It: Nothing like laughing at your mom on Mother’s Day? #confused

Jennie Finch
"Me on motherhood- Just when you thought you'd loved from the moon and back all of the sudden its to infinity and back."
How I See It: Either way, that’s just a ton of mileage of love.

Mark Sanchez
""Hey Mama" -Kanye West #happymothersday"
How I See It: Just what every mother wants to hear today… “Hey.”

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Alexander Ovechkin
"My boy Gus shaved his head for Playoffs!!! Best! http://yfrog.com/gyd8zcoj"
How I See It: Did he knock that tooth out for the playoffs too?

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Up early. I couldn't sleep. Drinking a hot green tea. Thanks to all the Fans, Reporters an Teammates for the support this year. Cheers"
How I See It: Notice how Amar'e doesn't thank the team chiropractor. Dang back spasms.

Apolo Ohno
"Enough wasting time. I'm back on the grind!"
How I See It: Only three more years before we see you again for two weeks!

Tim Tebow
"It's time to celebrate the greatest victory of all... He is risen! Have a wonderful Easter everyone! 1 Peter 1:3"
How I See It: At first I thought you were supporting your favorite NBA or NHL team. I was wrong.

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Jeremy Roenick
"Teams win cups with players like Upshall"

How I See It: And Patrick Kane. And Sidney Crosby. And Nicklas Lindstrom. No offense, Scottie.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm all over this! @snoopdogg is giving a FREE Bulletstorm concert for the college with the most votes !Vote NOW at http://on.fb.me/h209OQ"

How I See It: I can tell you what you're not all over: Chauncey Billups.

DeMar DeRozan
"I thank God everyday for the little things in Life..."

How I See It: Ah, you must have just noticed this weekend's back-to-back games in New Jersey. Two games in front of Kim Kardashian and Maria Sharapova!

Luke Donald
"@McIlroyRory of course, we have corona and carlsberg for dessert!! Might even have a Guinness for u Rors!!"

How I See It: Nothing like the talk of European golfers. I'm trying to imagine Tiger and Phil having this conversation on twitter, but I just can't see it.

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Carmelo Anthony
"Headed to Burbank to film THE CONAN SHOW."

How I See It: Nice. Must have been a pretty boring day then.

Danilo Gallinari
"Siamo a tutto motore...sto giocando a forza quattro con mamma..."

How I See It: Translation: S***, Mom. After all I've done over the past three years, they're making me go to Denver. Will and I have to play with Al Harrington again!

J.R. Smith
"On the plane back to Denver! Never say goodbye always see you later! #seeyoulaterville http://plixi.com/p/78962115"

How I See It: J.R. Smith's dream day has finally arrived: he's the Nuggets first option on offense. That is, until Raymond Felton, Danilo Gallinari, and Wilson Chandler suit up on Thursday night.

Ty Lawson
"George Lopez str8 went on amare stoudemire lmao!!"

How I See It: Amare Stoudemire has Carmelo Anthony now. What are you laughing your butt off about?

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Keith Eloi
"Anyone know a good quality site where I can go to watch the next game?"

How I See It: www.ishouldgobuyanHDTVrightnow.com

Glenn Dorsey
"Definatley will be in Chicago next weekend.…"

How I See It: You definitely will not be participating in a spelling bee any time soon.

Jennie Finch
"Hard to beat this Sunday! Church, Lunch, Massage, & a Facial... A blessed day indeed!"

How I See It: Jennie, you kind of forgot the biggest thing about this Sunday: Two divisional playoff games. Tisk, tisk.

For more MVT, check out ThePostGame.com, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Stuart Holden
"NFL time.... Who to support in the playoffs? Texans suck so I need a new team for playoffs!"

How I See It: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with Stuart Holden, the most loyal NFL fan of all time.

Brandon Jennings
"Ya'll not ready for 2012 though..…"

How I See It: We just entered 2011. I need a few days.

Roger Mason Jr.
"Another touchdown for the Giants. I'm not even mad tho. smh. I'm hoping Green Bay loses so my homies can get in the Offs!"

How I See It: Looks like somebody doesn’t know how to use official sports lingo ...

Chris Duhon
"Win or lose you have to respect the Bears for trying to win this game and keeping their starters in. That's classy"

How I See It: Eh, a win would have been nicer.

Ryan Grant
"WE ARE IN!!!!!!'"

How I See It: You didn’t even play a full game this season. Calm down, Ryan.

Collin Balester
"That chargers game might have been the best game of the year. Tebow is the man."

How I See It: Yeah, the stakes in that game were just so high...

Jennie Finch
"Now it's time for black eyed peas & cabbage!"

How I See It: I Gotta Feelin’ that Will.I.Am and Fergie won’t be too happy about that meal choice.

Chad OchoCinco
"#random doing my Argentine Tango routine from DWTS while listening to Ramsey Lewis song entitled Cancìon, good workout before meetings"

How I See It: I don’t think he realizes that he was booted from “Dancing with the Stars” yet. Poor Chad.

Deion Sanders
"McNaab got benched. Moss got released on his off day and Childress may get fired at halftime ."

How I See It: Yup, sounds like a typical week in the NFL to me.

Kevin Durant
"What's good tweeple? Shout out to Amare for still rollin with the KD2's"

How I See It: Amar’e knows how to play in style.

Brandon Jennings
"Watching watever is on TV.…"

How I See It: You make it sound difficult to find a good program to watch on NFL Sunday.

Sinorice Moss
"I Love that I have a great relationship with my parents. I Love you so much Lloyd & Natalie Moss. #thankful"

How I See It: I don’t think he got the memo: Thanksgiving is on the 25th.

Joe Namath
"Throwing to a receiver CROSSING the field short of the first rarely picks it up."

How I See It: Get Rex Ryan on the phone and tell him that yourself. The Jets need all the help they can get — they got lucky with their overtime win.

Shaun Phillips
"It just goes to show you that every game take 4 whole qtrs. Thanks for still believing in us love u guys."

How I See It: I thought the NFL switched games to be three periods instead of four quarters long. Thanks for the clarification.

Adrian Peterson
"I thought it was that simple! Well well I guess I have 2 step it up!"

How I See It: There is nothing more complicated than playing for Brad Childress. It's the moustache.

LeBron James
"Headed to the JW Marriott for season ticket holder appearance! Let's go"

How I See It: Don't forget to take your talents!

Mo Williams
"Heading to dinner 10 of our season ticket holders. Should be fun."

How I See It: *All 10 of your season-ticket holders. Don't be ashamed to admit it.

Brandon Jennings
"Fgcbxdjdexjjzxncncmfkeuwyuodfnwbejobirbckchdhdhfjchdbdvrvdjbjfbdjcj"

How I See It: I know the feeling.

Coco Crisp
"Im curious which power hitter you guyz would love to join the A's in 2011"

How I See It: I'm curious what power hitter would want to join the A's in the first place.

Joe Haden
"Next week I will do something for the out of state Browns fans. Go Browns!"

How I See It: Hate to break it you, rookie, but those don't exist.

Derrick Brooks
"THE BEARS GOT AWAY FROM THE TRICK PLAYS(RUNS) AND CUTLER THRU INT FOR TD, MARTZ AND CUTLER GETTING MY GUY ON HOT SEAT"

How I See It: IT’S SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN CAPS.

Roddy White
"Breakfast at waffle house its the breakfast of champions"

How I See It: Two touchdowns and more than 200 yards receiving; I’m driving down to the south and getting Waffle House before my next physics exam.

Ty Lawson
"Someone once told me history is history"

How I See It: Thanks for the clarification. I thought history was the future.

Allison Baver
"Steelers..Mendenhall...hip-hop danced for rehab...nice!"

How I See It: No wonder Mendenhall has incredible balance. He’s a natural Chris Brown off the field.

Brandon Jennings
"God is Great..…"

How I See It: Did you see a miracle or something?

Tashard Choice
"I need you Lord. I gotta have you Jesus. In my everyday walk."

How I See It: You are that scared to face the Giants defense? I wouldn’t blame you.

Thurman Thomas
"I can say this and not get fined.... THE REFS SUCK... that is all…"

How I See It: Nope, you’re going to get fined.

Donte Whitner
"Barbershop...I'm tired "

How I See It: What kind of a barbershop makes you tired?

Matt Antonelli
"http://bit.ly/cU5nmR Farewell to my main man Randy Moss "

How I See It: The link takes you to Matt Antonelli's blog post about Randy Moss. Turns out he's a huge Boston fan. I wonder if he would want the Sox to beat the Pads ...

Brandon Jennings
"I think every girl should have a pair of red bottoms, So for Xmas imma buy my fav close girl friends red bottoms. ;) "

How I See It: I don't know what's stranger: The winky face or the fact that he wrote girl friends, meaning multiple, on Twitter.

Bobby Ryan
"Headed to pre-game skate. Excited to get the season rolling tonight!!!! "

How I See It: Bobby, I refuse to agree with you because you play for the Ducks. Anyone know how to say "Go Sharks" in Swedish?

Bernard Berrian
"Hot sauce on my burrito baybaaaaaaaaaay!! Cuz it's so good to me!! "

How I See It: He must really like hot sauce.

Apolo Ohno
"I'm All About Super Nutrient Dense Foods"

How I See It: Whatever floats your boat, Apolo. I’m just wondering what makes a food super nutritiously dense.

Tyreke Evans
"Striving for Greatness because u can't put a measure on success!!! Get ya FIDONCE up"

How I See It: “FIDONCE?” I think I get it! It’s confidence without the “con” (clever), and the “e” mysteriously replaced with an “o.” Hmmmmm ...

Daniel Wilcox
"Eating once a day make u fatter not skinnier! And unhealthy as well! So don't do it! U should eat at least 4 times a day!"

How I See It: I’ll be sure to take your advice the next time I want to gain 20 pounds.

Brandon Jennings
"I see what type of season this gon be....."

How I See It: Yup. 44-38 regular season with a first-round exit for the Bucks, and 16 points, six assists on 37 percent shooting for Jennings. Book it.

Cole Aldrich
"Why make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm."

How I See It: Cole, not to ruin your “FIDONCE,” but I’m pretty sure you should leave that to teammate Kevin Durant.

Daniel Orton
"Back on this halo. New gamertag danielorton21 hit me up"

How I See It: Well, this is always encouraging news. A first-rounder who somehow only averaged 3 points per game in college is working on his “Halo” game just weeks before training camp. Luckily he has a guy named Dwight Howard playing in front of him.

Jared Dudley
"Is it me or is Everybodys Pet Peeve that Bicyclist think there a Damn car lol.It's gettin crazy I saw one turnin onto the freeway!!"

How I See It: Agreed, but a bigger pet peeve of mine: People posting twitter updates on their phone about annoying bicyclists while they are driving.

Reggie Bush
"I love how people actually take me serious on Twitter! Lol! Half the stuff I say on here I'm just talkin trash or joking "

How I See It: There needs to be a sarcasm button online. What do you think, Reggie?

Brittany Lincicome
"On my flight to tampa. Can someone tell me the reasoning behind first class rows 1-6 then coach seats start at row 19. What happen to 7-18?? "

How I See It: Those rows are on the LOST island.

Kirk Morrison
"Where did this rain come from in Jacksonville? Just all of a sudden it starts raining."

How I See It: I'm guessing the sky.

DaMarcus Beasley
"Respect for all the messages my friends!! On our way to DC.. Speak to u guys soon.. "

How I See It: Good luck in South Africa.

Zac Diles
"A mosquito bit me under my left eye...the question I'm askin myself is how the hell I didn't see that comin lol...I got snuck by an insect "

How I See It: Houston mosquitoes are quick.

Brandon Jennings
"Hey Ladies...... "

How I See It: Do you really need to use Twitter to talk to women? Come on, Brandon.

Brandon Jennings
"Sdgjisuimkfswy"

How I See It: Looks like you needed that one year of college.

Matt Forte
"#Randomfact Nearly 2,500 left handed ppl are killed a year using products designed for right handed ppl! Glad im Ambidextrous...lol"

How I See It: How accurate is that, Matt?

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"ATTENTION!You don't have to be RICH to be FLY!Remember,it's about attitude.Being positive & confident.Just be CLEAN with w/e your budget is!"

How I See It: After basketball you should look into a career as a guidance counselor.

Kurt Warner
"EXHAUSTED! Too much travel! Too much working out! Too many kids up til wee hrs in morn! And WAY to little sleep! NEED A NAP!s"

How I See It: Is Kurt starting to rethink retirement? You could be at OTAs right now.

Roddy White
"The celtics are bringing out the brooms"

How I See It: I think you're right. They won't lose at home.

Andy Roddick
"at my match today this guys phone kept ringing in the stands. dont know if that or the fact that he was 68 with a techno ring bothered mores"

How I See It: Old people aren't allowed to listen to techno?

Brandon Jennings
"Jim Rome is on right now....."

How I See It: The excitement of the off-season.

Rhys Lloyd
"A bit of FIFA world cup on the box. Then to the range for an hour maybe"

How I See It: That's more like it.

Eric Barton
"Is anyone in crocker park?"

How I See It: You could just drive there and see.

Stephen Curry
"Bout to get my redemption in this 3-point shootout lol. They got some whack prizes out here tho!"

How I See It: Redemption, eh? Playing for the Warriors is truly miserable.

Dennis Rodman
"Come see me tonight in Montreal, Canada at Club Tonic. It's my birthday party celebration. You won't want to miss it"

How I See It: Probably the biggest understatement of the year.