MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

John Wall
"Headed to the Nationals game!!!"
How I See It: That went well.

Dwyane Wade
"Yo.. if yall could have seen the look on @carmeloanthony face.. when I ran up on him out of now where on the streets of Milan..Priceless"
How I See It: Yes, if you would have taken us all to the Armani Show in Milan, that would have been priceless.

Carmelo Anthony
"Armani show was #EPIC"
How I See It: We got it. The show was awesome. Thanks, Dwyane and Carmelo, for reminding us we're not rich professional athletes.

Usain Bolt
"TI think some athlete need to get them self a girl so they can get there mind off me still cause my mind is on track, life and ofcourse girls"
How I See It: I think Usain is trying to say that all girls love him, but I'm not really sure. Either way, I'd love to have his life.

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Rory McIlroy
"Tastes good!!! http://moby.to/4866cn"
How I See It: And that's how the (Northern) Irish celebrate.

Jack Nicklaus
"Jack Nicklaus shares his thoughts on Rory McIlroy's record-setting victory in the US Open. http://fb.me/XIvD21Xg"
How I See It: So Jack says, "In some ways, I guess I feel almost like a father figure in the game of golf. I consider all these kids like sons of mine." ... Well, all right then, Jack.

Tiger Woods
"Last time I missed a USGA event Salt N Peppa was still cool and Whitehead was a toddler."
How I See It: And Rory McIlroy was six.

Luke Donald
"Thinking about moving to Northern Ireland!!"
How I See It: #luckofthenorthern*irish @rorymcilroy @graememcdowell

Graeme McDowell
"RT @Luke_Donald Thinking about moving to Northern Ireland!! >> citizenship refused"
How I See It: Scratch that, Luke.

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Andrew Bynum
"MAKE HISTORY!"
How I See It: Oh, don't worry. You definitely did. Have fun missing those five games next season.

Lamar Odom
"Who's watchin' #khloeandLamar CT?"
How I See It: Not Dirk Nowitzki.

Jason Terry
"Wanna thank all the MAV fams way to show the world who the best fans in the world are 8 to go ctc"
How I See It: Did they make all those threes go in? Stop being so humble.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"I'm still proud of the @Lakers. Thank you for 3 straight finals appearances and 2 championships. They will be back strong next season."
How I See It: You played for the Lakers, you do a lot business with them, you're a little biased. I'm fine with that. But really? You're "proud" of them?

Dirk Nowitzki
"I know I'm late. I was busy yesterday. Happy mothersday to all beautiful moms out there."
How I See It: Come on, Dirk. The score was 122-86. Would it have killed you to take one second out of your life to tweet this on Sunday?


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Rory McIlroy
"Flying to Malaysia with charl! Glad one of us has a green jacket on!!! http://twitpic.com/4jqjuf"
How I See It: Speaking of awkward moments ...

Rajon Rondo
"Its going to be a very interesting series against NYK"
How I See It: But first, a very awkward regular-season finale.

Phil Hughes
"Gonna need many bolts updates wed night!"
How I See It: No. What you need is a moderately fast four-seamer.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"OKC, Durant, and Westbrook are for real and could prove problematic for the Lakers in the playoffs if they aren't playing their best ball."
How I See It: No way, man. Not one person in the entire country is thinking the same thing.

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Chris Webber
"Timeout for "THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY 3.10.11" on www.chriswebber.com http://ning.it/g4sswY"

How I See It: Is thoughtful Chris Webber an oxymoron?

Jalen Rose
"Coming up next on Outside the Lines & @SportsCenter...talking whether college athletes should be paid plus more#Espn"

How I See It: Oh, you mean like Chris Webber.

Greg Anthony
"If you're looking for help with ur bracket go to ncaa.com/powerade"

How I See It: But don't go to this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0-36Kg3lCI

Kenny Smith
"Who else does?RT @phemzziey: @TheJetOnTNT I want your job"

How I See It: Not gonna lie, you looked like you were having a lot of fun in that clip.

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Nolan Smith
"My bro Kemba Walker is not on twitter..#thatisall"

How I See It: He’s got better things to do ... like being on the court practicing his jumper.

Magic Johnson
"Miami Heat, who's the leader? I'm looking for that leader in the 4th quarter, where is he?"

How I See It: He’s nowhere ... any possible leader is too busy crying.

Arian Foster
"Kobe has tiger blood #winning"

How I See It: I thought it was snake venom #blackmamba.

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Vince Young
"Wonder if yall down for this bowling today."

How I See It: Since the NFL career isn’t looking to good right now for you, the PBA may be your second calling.

Magic Johnson
"Will 2 stars from the Knicsk beat 3 stars from Miami?????"

How I See It: Three stars, don’t be dissing Chauncey!

Jessica Gysin
"Hmm wonder why @RyanSeacrest is standing on a platform for red carpet Oscar interviews #tooshort"

How I See It: It’s either a platform or high heel tuxedo shoes… let the man be short in peace.

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Chad Ochocinco
"For those who don't know the labor talks with the owners n NFLPA= we are nowhere near close to a deal,this will roll into September."

How I See It: If Chad Ochocinco is this pessimistic, you know things are bad. Let’s hope baseball keeps my mind off of the tragedy for at least a couple of months.

Josh Cribbs
"Hey make sure you guys come out to Saturday's @monstershockey game to meet me, @joehaden23 and @BossWard43 at pregame autograph session!”

How I See It: If you want to get one last whiff of an NFL player before who knows when, here is your chance. And, on top of that, the Lake Eerie Monsters will be donning “Browns-inspired uniforms.” At least somebody is taking advantage of the NFL’s loss.

Ndamukong Suh
"What up twitter fam, it's friday, what do y'all have going on this weekend? #TeamSuh"

How I See It: Oh I don’t know, just watching the light at the end of the CBA tunnel get smaller and smaller as it fades into the distance. Should be fun! Lane Kiffin
"Never despise a small beginning. I remember my days as a quality control coach...consistent, diligent, hardwork pays off! #dontquit"

How I See It: Hardwork and improper phone calls, isn’t that right, coach?

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John Wall
"Headed to Orlando!"

How I See It: Wizards vs. Magic! Celebrities in attendance: Daniel Radcliffe, Selena Gomez and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

CC Sabathia
"My baseball hero for Feb.12th in honor of BHM was my favorite player growing up... Rickey Henderson http://fb.me/RgFUYG7N"

How I See It: Yeah, you guys have a similar style of play.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"If the season ended today, @RealLamarOdom should be the Sixth Man of the Year. He’s playing great....."

How I See It: No, at the Emmys, they refer to the award for best secondary actor as "Best Supporting Actor in a Reality Series." Magic's gotta steer clear of basketball terminology in pop culture.

Nick Swisher
"RT @BradPenny: @NickSwisher slap aj for me >haha."

How I See It: Don't just slap him for Brad. Slap him on behalf of the entire Yankees Universe. Then maybe he'll throw strikes again.

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Tiger Woods
"See you there! Take i-5 RT: @Sligh_Guy I'm thinking of driving down to SD to cheer you on. If you tweet me back I'll rent a tuxedo"

How I See It: Connecting with the fans, I love it. Tiger must be miserable.

Deion Sanders
"Goodmorning Primetimers! Today let's be a lil selfish. Make today about you. If you're not happy how can u make someone else happy? You 1st."

How I See It: Glad to see what makes athletes such great role models.

Hines Ward
"Wow. What can I say. Last night was awesome. The crowd was crazy. And I jumped into the stands to celebrate with... http://fb.me/IWwYlcSw"

How I See It: Really? That was how you celebrated? I expected a few drinks with Rex Ryan and Antonio Cromartie.

Clay Matthews
"Don't you guys drop me... I'm worth a million dollars!!"

How I See It: Thanks for reminding us how much you get paid to tackle other human beings. Good luck at the Super Bowl.

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Chad Ochocinco
"In case of a NFL lockout i'll be a full time model n attach booking n email info to my bio on my profile?My fee=same amount if I was playing"

How I See It: Though this seems ridiculous, the salaries would probably come out close to the same without the fines Chad would get as an NFL player. Unless, of course, you are fined for inappropriate celebrations while modeling.

Chris Johnson
"Mohawk coming soon"

How I See It: Just in from ESPN: "With his new hairstyle, Chris Johnson vows to rush for 2500 yards in 2011!"

Dave Zabriskie
"I just shattered the kitchen table...oops...clean up time."

How I See It: Hate when that happens.

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Stevie Johnson
"Mannn I Can Watch EveryBody Hates Chris All Day!! Any1 Else Fans Of EveryBody hates Chris? Whats Yal Tv Shows? I'll b sure To check them Out

How I See It: I guess it’s better than hating God all day.

Jermichael Finley
"I just heard Jesus was a cheesehead.."

How I See It: I wouldn’t be surprised, although he’s certainly working in odd ways this year.

Braylon Edwards
" I bet yall didnt know @Revis24 is most likely to retire & become a rapper LOL I only freestyle he makes full songs haha"

How I See It: So that’s what he was doing while he wasn’t at training camp. Would anyone else love to see a T.O.-Revis Rap Battle?

Tracy Porter
"So it begins: #whodat vs #whodey battle....well we (#whodats) can't wait! Need I saw more? #filmstudy on deck."

How I See It: What an epic storyline. Too bad the Bengals are awful.

Jimmy Clausen
"@ShowtimeTate u better hook me up Friday night for dinner my brotha!"

How I See It: Golden, trust me: After what Clausen’s endured this year, the least you can do is buy the man some grub.

Ryan Clark
"You know something has to be rotten when it stinks bad enough for the Ravens & the Steelers to agree it smells horrible."

How I See It: This is, by far, the best description of the Ravens-Steelers rivalry to date. Can’t wait for Sunday!

Wes Johnson
"Just leaving Roosevelt Elementary School w/ @J_Flynn . Had a great time reading the Three Little Pigs. Our Mascot Crunch did his thing lol"

How I See It: So the NBA Read to Achieve campaign really does exist. It’s not just some advertising scam.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Honored to be considered one of the best football programs with on the field success AND academics!! GO CATS! http://tinyurl.com/2udwdqd"

How I See It: Way to stick it to Vandy, Pat! Totally outsmarted them in Week 1.

Allen Iverson
"My wife and I lost 8 pounds each in a week off this diet -> http://tinyurl.com/28dzafv really amazing"

How I See It: The Acai Berry diet is definitely not THE ANSWER to reviving your basketball career.

Marcellus Wiley
"Runnin on the beach, saw 3 kids playing football, I wanted to play catch w/them & they said NO! Dad tells them who "I am" kids still said No"

How I See It: Marcellus, I hate to break it to you man, but this means you got old really darn fast.

Michael Oher
"My former teammate and close friend Mike Wallace for the Steelers just told me it will be an honor to play against me this Sunday"

How I See It: Please tell me I wasn’t the only person who expected you to say Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw or Kathy Bates as your former teammate.

Sinorice Moss
"Thank you @SorayaLewis & @Revis24 I got you. Get healthy bruh."

How I See It: And Darrelle Revis becomes the 5,000th person to send Sinorice Moss a “get well” message over the past five years!

Eric Barton
"Wanna go see wallstreet at 4:20"

How I See It: You know what, that could be exactly what the Browns need! Screw practice. Maybe the front office will learn how to actually use their money wisely.

Daequan Cook
"Just finished my first practice of training camp slow start but finished strong gotta change some habits frm my old team but a Good start"

How I See It: Yeah, I was just as surprised when I found out Miami was even looking for someone else to play small forward. Who’d they sign over you again?

Shaquille O'Neal
"See what happens when u laff at people da same person dat got rondo got me http://m.plixi.com/p/47526042"

How I See It: If Shaq’s the Diesel engine, what does that make Rajon Rondo? Windshield wiper fluid?

LeBron James
"Always good to be back on the field. Call me LeBron Randy Moss James. Yes Sir!! http://twitvid.com/9M3IS"

How I See It: Makes sense. You would go play with Tom Brady if you were in the NFL. Not that you’re arrogant or anything.

Donte Stallworth
"Sorry, I have a girlfriend #ReallyMeans sorry, if you were cuter I'd cheat on my girlfriend but you're not"

How I See It: Sure, because I'm really going to get relationship advice from Twitter. Although it does make sense ...

Joe Nemechek
"NH is kind of an exciting place to be #nascar #fb"

How I See It: The only was New Hampshire can be exciting is if you enjoy watching syrup getting tapped.

Erik Johnson
"Night before camp. Finally. Having some of the guys over for spaghetti dinner."

How I See It: Eat up, Erik. You and the rest of the Blues are going to need the energy.

Earl Clark
"if the game makes me or brakes me i hope it makes me a betta man.."

How I See It: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I guess.

Herculez Gomez
"OMG!!!!! I have facial hair... What do you think? Yay or nay? Tweeples be honest. http://twitpic.com/2p1u58"

How I See It: Welcome to puberty, Mr. Gomez.

Terrell Owens
"Holy i need sum rest Robin!!! didn't training camp end last week or we hv an extra week of it? LOL!!"

How I See It: I'm pretty sure you shouldn't feel tired going into the regular season. At least you've put in some valuable time on the Batman allusions.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"Awesome practice, watched alot of film on the Patriots this afternoon,defense always n position to make a play on the ball-discipline"

How I See It: Evidence A why Ocho is a lovable clown and TO is just annoying; they are too completely different animals. Keep studying, Chad. We are all rooting for some more awesome TD celebrations!

Hakim Warrick
"Ok twitter I jammed my thumb 2 day and it's killing me 2 tweet right now... But I'll tough it out 4 y'all bc ur my boy blue #oldschool"

How I See It: The tragic story of a Twitter hero.

Bobby Ryan
"Entertaining Halloween costumes, any ideas?"

How I See It: FYI-It's September, and not even late September. Also, it's lame to use someone else's Halloween idea.

Jonathan Vilma
"the quiet before the storm....Who Dat!!"

How I See It: OMG, I know right? Longest week of my life. I'm counting down the minutes ...

Andy Roddick
"picking every nfl straight up against @brooklynddecker for the season... she takes vikes thurs.... i took saints at home.... thoughts?"

How I See It: Are there two less qualified people to pick NFL games than Andy Roddick and his wife? At least one of them will be right ...