MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Adam Jones
"We got the split. Now let's take the series mañana. Never easy against them damn Yankees. But it's never suppose to be easy"
How I See It: Who knew Adam Jones knew so much theatre history?

Alex Morgan
"Eto'o you're getting paid what??? wow"
How I See It: Yes, he's getting paid a little more than your average Western New York Flash teammate.

Novak Djokovic
"Look at this little fella :) always hungry! Haha http://t.co/NJ9bGTw"
How I See It: Not gonna lie, I thought this was going to be a picture of Andy Murray. It's not as mean as I thought.

Andy Murray
"This is what happens when you are stuck in a hotel room for 2 days...... http://t.co/cao7nmg"
How I See It: He probably actually is pretty hungry...

Matt Moulson
"I've decided I'm going to get Lil Wayne's teeth #blingedoutgrill"
How I See It: Getting grills? Not the best decision for a hockey player.

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Dhani Jones
"Hanging out with @hopesolo @alexmorgan13 it's the premier of #entourage http://yfrog.com/khsvcuzj"
How I See It: Is sitting with an average NFL player the parting gift for coming in second place?

Jose Bautista
"Listo para jugar! Bateando designado! #beastmode"
How I See It: I guess "beastmode" is the same in every language.

Alex Morgan
"Entourage premiere :) http://yfrog.com/ketdarcj"
How I See It: It's funny how Dhani Jones mentioned that he was with Alex Morgan, but Alex Morgan failed to mention she was with Dhani Jones.

Yao Ming
"My press conference will air on @NBATV tonight at 2am ET/ 11pm PT. Tune in!"
How I See It: The most exciting form of NBA TV during the lockout.

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JaVale McGee
"Is there an America town in china? #pierresquestionoftheday"
How I See It: Yeah, it’s where they sell hamburgers and MLB apparel…

Dara Torres
"Got bitten by sea lice (again) 2day (ud think I'd learn by now!). Used vinegar this time...T asked why I smelled like salad dressing, ha!"
How I See It: Is that just the cute name you gave leeches?

Luol Deng
"A few kids just stopped by my house and invited me to surprise their brother at his high school graduation party. On my way now."
How I See It: You sound like Vinny Chase from that episode of “Entourage.”

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Pierre Garcon
"They say we can't be living like this for the rest of our lives...."

How I See It: You mean not in the Super Bowl?

Chris Paul
"BIG SHOT by J.KIDD!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Shouldn't he be rooting for the team who the Hornets aren't chasing?

Adam Jones
"Just had the a great thought. Now we have Vlad : 1. He's going to rake. 2. Ummm rake 3. Heard his mom cooks everyday. Dominican comida #O's "

How I See It: You said rake twice.

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Beanie Wells
"Somebody let me know where!"

How I See It: Mapquest.com will help you find your way.

Chad Ochocinco
"Marathon Love Making"

How I See It: Child please, don’t post that type of stuff on Twitter. Keep it PG.

Adam Jones
"Got Internet for this 5.5 hour flight. A lot of tweeting."

How I See It: If it’s going to be five and a half hours of this, then just stick to brick breaker, please.

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Jalen Rose
"CHECK-OUT MY TOP 5 TWEETS OF THE WEEK: http://bit.ly/bv6fnl"

How I See It: Wow Jalen, how original.

Chris Paul
"Jus finished christmas pics wit my lil man...took him a lil while but he finally warmed up to the whole SANTA thing!"

How I See It: Now we know why the Hornets are undefeated -- Santa came early.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"OCNN News: Best Basketball game of the year - @MiamiHEAT vs. @Lakers Christmas Day"

How I See It: The good news for Chad is that he’ll likely be home for the winter to watch this game.

Lolo Jones
"Sure I'm 28, but don't be deceived An athletes age is determined like dog years"

How I See It: Then Brett Favre is our first 1,000-year old football player.

James Harden
"Relationships is like a rope..you better hold ya end"

How I See It: If only Harden applied this analogy to basketball (5 points, 2 rebounds in 22 minutes). Ouch.

Paul Pierce
"It's been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis"

How I See It: I don’t know what I hate more: LeBron James’ decision, or the hundreds of killed jokes that have manifested from it.

David Price
"Nashville is the best...drive up to have your groceries delivered to your car! Order online...no I never done it http://plixi.com/p/54959954"

How I See It: You know how it goes in Nashville: The less you need to move in order to get food, the better.

Candice Wiggins
"I read it in 8th grade, but one of my favorite books of all time is Ender's Game. #nowreading tht one, anyone? #enderwiggin"

How I See It: Ender's Game is a phenomenal book. I'm a bit jealous you could've pulled off being Ender's sister with your last name.

Gary Guyton
"man, give it up for me... in a few days i will finally be able to rent cars now bc i will be 25... helll yeaaaaa lol"

How I See It: I always thought turning 21 was the best birthday. Thanks for setting my priorities straight, Guyton.

Michelle Wie
"Its 80 deg and sunny here in norcal andd its november!!! So awesome"

How I See It: And everyone east of the Rockies just turned a couple shades of green.

Andre Iguodala
"The McRib is back... I ain't had pork in 4ever"

How I See It: I don't get the appeal of a piece of pork that can be cooked in less than 30 seconds.

Marion Jones
"About to enjoy this In and Out Burger in LA. Aghhhhhhh Bliss!"

How I See It: Mr. Iguodala might disagree with you. Let's have a McRib/In-N-Out showdown!

Sinorice Moss
"Road to Recovery update: Putting in work! Don't count me out. #thatsall"

How I See It: Sorry, but Giant fans counted you about three years ago.

Ochocinco
"1 would think with all a man has to deal with at his work place he'd be able to find peace at home with a wife/girlfriend,if not,stay single"

How I See It: The reality show just ended and there are already problems on the home front with Ruby. Child Please.

Rasual Butler e
"Starting my ninth season in the NBA but #wasntsupposetomakeit #lookat me now"

How I See It: Nine years of mediocrity; gotta love the NBA.

Shelden Williams
"Got a lot of stuff to do look at the lease of my new place and then look at furniture and all that. Get at yall later!!"

How I See It: Hurry back because everyone will be dying to know how it all went.

Adam Jones
"This new toothbrush I just bout feels great on my teeth. Makes me wanna smile more. #random"

How I See It: The guy has got a lot to smile about now that he is back in the league and making headlines for his game on the field and not in the strip club.

Adam Jones
"Imma ask buck if he enjoyed me smacking his azz last night. Hope someone took a pic"

How I See It: So that’s how Buck Showalter’s getting the job done! Classic team bonding!

Kyle Busch
"Wow that was crazy! Looks like the 38 just did a rail slide along the wall in turn 1 and 2. He's OK. Caution is Out. - Ryan"

How I See It: I hate when NASCAR does this. They add in right turns and don’t tell anybody.

Joe Namath
"really excited to partner with Espn 1050AM on the Michael Kay show. Check here for details http://tinyurl.com/ListenEspn ...Thursdays 4:45pm"

How I See It: Don’t worry, everybody. Suzy Kolber has already prepped Michael Kay for what may occur.

Kirk Morrison
"Rickey Henderson was my favorite athlete growing up. Holds MLB record for stolen bases at 1,406. Next is Lou Brock 939 #willneverbebroken"

How I See It: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Get a load of this: Barry Bonds holds the MLB record for most home runs with 762 and Hank Aaron is second with 755!

Pierre Garcon
"Video Coming Soon From The 1st Indianapolis Colts Bowling Tournament...You Know Who Won :-)"

How I See It: Gosh darn it. Is that five championships now for Adam Vinatieri?

Bernard Berrian
"Yeeeeeeeep!!"

How I See It: Took you this long to find out about Brett Favre? Happens to the best of us.

Reggie Bush
"For the record I'm not hosting a party next week in New Orleans. I am focused on football and helping the Saints defend our title! Who Dat!"

How I See It: What about if USC pays for it?

Terrence Williams
"MOMS ON HER WAY TO MY HOUSE GOT SOME THANGS TO SHOW HER"

How I See It: Other than your 70 losses from last season and your blown run at an NCAA title, what do you have to show Momma?

Jonathan Vilma
"preseason or not, i know only 1 way to play football...100 mph and give it everything i got"

How I See It: But that’s two ways -- and one of them isn’t even possible.

Greg Oden
"I hate when people feel the need to slow done on the highway when there is someone on the side of the road (I-5) #traffic"

How I See It: Right, 'cause you can drive so quickly.

Hakim Warrick
"i cant sleep bc i want #madden so bad but i dont feel like waiting n line 2 get it..."

How I See It: The modern day Catch-22.

Steven Jackson
"ive been watching adult swim for hours now."

How I See It: I know laughter cures a lot of things, but I’m not sure if it can cure the St. Louis Rams.

Reggie Evans
"Is it true that young jezzy diss Rick Ross."

How I See It: If so, then it is true that at least 7 rap albums will spawn from this spat. Fortunately or unfortunately.

Braylon Edwards
"@AaronMaybin58 yes sir bro I wanna see u kill em this year #makeithappencrew"

How I See It: Doesn't Aaron play for your rival?

Adam Jones
"Good a homestand!!!! Let's take this show on the road also"

How I See It: Is there any “show” for the Orioles at all though?

Jessica Gysin
"No, twitter, I would not like to add my location when I tweet. Thanks for the stalkerish invitation though"

How I See It: Twitter is looking to take over the world.

Glen Davis
"Yeah everybody check out that iambigbaby.com my website!!!!!"

How I See It: I thought you didn't want to be called Big Baby.

Eric Maynor
"What should I do for my birthday on June 11th??? any suggestions??"

How I See It: Party.

Dhani Jones
"Who wants more beach photos?"

How I See It: I already saw enough of your show in Brazil.

Maurice Jones-Drew
"In line at security check point and I have gotten ask about fantasy football like 15 times... Lol"

How I See It: You are an important person to many.

Chad Ochocinco
"Me and my big brother @floydmayweather making some big moves, follow both of us so you guys don't miss the fun"

How I See It: The two of you together are big trouble.

Renee Montgomery
"Paul Pierce's interview.... No comment"

How I See It: Then don’t tweet about it.

Jonny Flynn
"Keanu Reeves & JJ Reddick #sameperson"

How I See It: We probably can’t trust J.J. to make a three-pointer in the clutch. Can we trust him to save humanity from the Matrix?

Shaun Phillips
"Superstars don't let their team lose. We have a good game here. I hate JJ Reddick being in the game now."

How I See It: When J.J. saves humanity from the Matrix, he’ll “forget” to save Shaun Phillips.

Adam Jones
"That damn Markakis. Let's take that energy on the road"

How I See It: Was that the first tweet in history about the Baltimore Orioles?

Warren Sapp
"MAGIC!!!!"

How I See It: Bored without football, Warren Sapp has enrolled at Hogwarts.

Takeo Spikes
"Everybody send up a prayer for the Hawks!!"

How I See It: Sorry, but the Atlanta Hawks just aren’t worth God’s time. Especially when the other team has magic on its side.

Brandon Flowers
"aye wussup "rain" preciate ya stoppn thru and messn up the sattalite...wasnt like i was watchn the game or nuthn smdh"

How I See It: I'm overwhelmed by both bad spelling and a confusing message.

Marc Colombo
"some wicked weather lately huh?"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure it even messed up Brandon’s satellite, but I’m not exactly sure, the spelling is so terrible.

Keith Jones
""When the 4th lines are out there together it may not be pretty, but it sure is exciting!" - only on @versustv"

How I See It: How about when only four people have Versus?

Trevor Immelman
"Sweep 'em Magic!!!!!! #fb"

How I See It: Not if Takeo Spikes has anything to say about it.

C.J. Miles
"Practice........"

How I See It: Resisting ... Allen ... Iverson ... reference ...

Kevin Johnson
"Gov. Schwarzenegger is speaking passionately about ed reform. Said he would sign anything CA mayors put forward that can fix education in CA"

How I See It: What was he supposed to say? I'm going to ignore anything mayors proposed that would fix education?

Sean May
"I made it! The torture is over I made it"

How I See It: I know you all sucked this year, but damn.

Dhani Jones
"Didn't wake until 1130am... That's what's up!!!"

How I See It: What a bum.

Shaun Phillips
"Why does all the food that's good for u taste bad and all the bad food taste good. It should be the other way."

How I See It: Life does play cruel, cruel jokes on us.

Vernon Davis
"who saw me on E last night & what ya'll think?"

How I See It: I didn't see you, but I think that you shouldn't tell everybody that you did Ecstasy. Goodell sees all.

Lolo Jones
"And please don't ask a track athlete this: How fast do you run the 40 in? (Umm I'm not a football player)"

How I See It: It's not like I asked you how hard your slider breaks.

Jonathan Stewart
"ahhh just chillin at the house enjoying a nice cup of minute made white grape juice"

How I See It: A man of true culture and refinement.

Royal Ivey
"I am one of those who would rather sink with faith than swim without it"

How I See It: Definitely could've made this more persuasive. Royal, sinking is a bad thing.

Jose Canseco
"Don't be jealous haters just cause ur wifes and girlfriends r masterbating to my picture"

How I See It: :0