MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
"Me @lilkim @jackielong and @Earl_Hayes on our way to @FeverPgh #TheMoneyTeam"
How I See It: Well, these tweets are going to stop soon. Estimated Twitter hiatus: 90 days.

Jimmer Fredette
"Kellen moore is about to be 50-3 in his career. That is impressive."
How I See It: #MountainWestHallofFamers

DeAndre Jordan
"any shoe that i'll get jumped/shot/killed over is overrated, but then again...you'll still have a pair of concords! dumb."
How I See It: Someone's trying to look good for Chris Paul.

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DeAndre Jordan
"Up...about to head to Oracle arena. Let's go Clipper Nation!!!"

How I See It: Yeah, Clipper "Nation". That means you, lonely Clipper fan.

C.J. Wilson
"off to the yard...drank my O.N.E. coconut water so I'm fueled up and hydrated despite the 330AM landing at DFW last night. #dowork"

How I See It: You might want to drink something with the number four in it, because that's how many games you still need to win.

Jahvid Best
"Today is already a great day"

How I See It: Yes, Jahvid, it is. Any Friday is a great day.

Chad Ochocinco
"New relationships? Do you care who your new boyfriend or girlfriend has been with before you? Does it make you uncomfortable to be asked?"

How I See It: Next up on the T.Ocho Show: Chad tries his hand at psychology!

DeSean Jackson
"Gettn dressed about to head to the MIAMI HEAT GAME VRS MAGICS TURNT ALL THE WAY UP.. AND YEA I'M SITTN ON DEM WOOD FLOOR SEATS!!"

How I See It: DeSean, do the world a favor and boo LeBron.

DaMarcus Beasley
"Maybe its time to settle down and have some kids?!?!?.. Shit, havin a station wagon makes u think ha! hmmmmmmmm... "

How I See It: DaMarcus already has it bad enough as a soccer player. The station wagon would just make things even worse.

Tracy Porter
"Wake up tweeps...its time to get better!..."U are either improving or are deteriorating, U never stay the same." Coach Hep #IUHoosier "

How I See It: Right now the Saints and Porter are following right along with the deterioration that Coach Hep stated as they just lost a game in which they did not give up an offensive touchdown.

DeAndre Jordan
"Kinda harsh huh? Sheesh RT @buckeyecombs12: @KingJames I hope your cramp turns out to be a torn hamstring b!tch(haaaa, someone is angry) "

How I See It: This guy has enough to worry about being a permanent resident of the bench on the worst team in the NBA in the Clippers.

Tom Crean
"When you see a INDIANA STUDENT today, please ask them if they have bought season tickets yet and if not they need to get it done. Thank you "

How I See It: People are not jumping at the opportunity to buy season tickets since Crean’s record is 16-46 as Hoosiers coach. But it's all good because he has got 8 years remaining on his contract.

Steven Jackson
"Ok, I'm sooooooo pissed Kings of Leon is here tomorrow night. Ok im not that mad I have to get ready for Washington"

How I See It: You know what Steven: You play for the Rams. Just go to the concert. It’s not like you would win anyway.

Dez Bryant
"Man I'm headed to Plano Texas so I can get my escalade....I don't won't to go but I am so I can stop driving my Bentley lol"

How I See It: Switching an Escalade for a Bentley ... c’mon, Dez. That’s a downgrade.

Martellus Bennett
"She's jus a small town girl living in a lonnnnellyy worrrrrllldd"

How I See It: She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere ...

DeAndre Jordan
"I just want to scream! POW!!! POW!!! But I think that would be frowned upon in this establishment. Lol"

How I See It: Keep it in the bedroom, buddy.

David Clowney
"Bad call by ref RT @Adam_Schefter: Jets S Eric Smith was fined $7,500 for unnecessary roughness on Pats WR Wes Welker."

How I See It: Bad call by David Clowney: Calling out a ref on Twitter ... that’ll cost you.

Ty Thomas
"At the Marriott with a can full of dem DoubleTree cookies...."

How I See It: “At forward, from LSU, standing in at 6-10 and 430 lbs., Ty Thomas!!!”

Chad Ochocinco
"Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal?"

How I See It: Nobody knows, Chad, because nobody has pigeons for pets.

DeAndre Jordan
"Need to be in the H! RT @Skeme I'm officially in Kimble county Texas..."

How I See It: Rumor is that Kimble County, Texas will be relocating to the Pac-10.

Leigh Bodden
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

How I See It: Never bring your phone on a roller-coaster. Never.

Matt Antonelli
"I watch ESPN all day long and just found out online that the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup...its sad hockey doesn't get any pub anymore"

How I See It: That’s because you are watching like three days late.

Stu Holden
"Started the tourny w a positive result! On bus back 2 base camp, time 2 focus on next two matches now! USA fans were gr8 in the stadium!!!"

How I See It: I think England’s goalie was a USA fan too for a moment there.

Matt Forte
"Hawaii is moving towards Japan 4 inches every year! #Randomfact"

How I See It: So what will happen first? Hawaii hits Japan or the Bears win the Super Bowl? Hmm.

Jennie Finch
"I am such a sappy mama! Every yes on American Idol = tears rolling down my face... I'm pathetic. Meanwhile Casey is thinking Im ridiculous!"

How I See It: Crying because of American Idol...really?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser Time!"

How I See It: The Jets are going to be the biggest loser come Sunday.

Chad Ochocinco
"yo follow my home boys @itsfrankiebaby and @ricom15"

How I See It: yo why would I want to do that?

Aaron Maybin
"Congratulations to My New Head Coach Chan Gailey on getting the job today. Excited to see what new defensive scheme he implements for us"

How I See It: You won't be so excited about him come this time next year...5-11 in 2010?

Deandre Jordan
"Yes or No? I think I'll look cleeeeaaaaannnnn! http://moby.to/9t279t"

How I See It: Hell Yes!

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Jalen Rose
"Its a funny irony for me to see Duke bball team playing in "black shoes and socks--so glad times and images have changed in the U.S."

How I See It: Actually, Jalen, that's neither funny nor ironic. You were one of my favorite players as a kid though, so I'll let it slide.

Martellus Bennett
"DMX was a good actor"

How I See It: In...?

Fabian Washington
"Auburn has no clue how to run a 2min offence. WOW"

How I See It: Well at least they can spell it.

Jason Thompson
"Krazi memories!! Def want that same fire bac to Arco!!!"

How I See It: You only saved about 3 letter here, Jason.

DeAndre Jordan
"Just got some treatment in. Now time for lunch with @blakegriffin and k.rush!!!"

How I See It: Guess all that not-playing made you three hungry.