MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Jon Scheyer
"I really hope andre johnson doesn't get suspended! I got him on my fantasy team! Plus, he won that fight... And the game haha"

How I See It: From starting point guard on a national championship team to fantasy football freak? The D-League can't call soon enough.

Marquis Daniels
"I need food sooner than later, any suggestions I dnt want steak tonite....."

How I See It: Worse comes to worse you can always eat Nate. Actually, Big Baby probably did that already.

Dustin Keller
"Thanksgiving leftovers are the greatest..but I promise I won't have too much"

How I See It: ... Because Rex Ryan already ate most of them.

Bryant McKinnie
"Some ppl need 2 get off twitter so much & fill out a job application."

How I See It: I bet you don't want Brad Childress filling out a job application any time soon. Unless it's for Walmart, of course.

Stephon Marbury
"Haters hate because they think its going to make them great.-#ISAIDIT"

How I See It: No, haters hate because you got paid $20 million to sit at home and stay away from the team.

Santonio Holmes
"Party on the beach, party animal let em off the leash!"

How I See It: I’m sure this is exactly what Mike Tomlin wants to hear about his wide receiver.

Dustin Keller
"@nickmangold haha I thought an offensive lineman would appreciate any type of meal"

How I See It: Way to be a good teammate, Dustin.

Evan Oglesby
"If ur n Miami. Holla at me"

How I See It: Holla.

David Garrard
"Great career by Kurt Warner. Living proof of never let anyone tell you, you can't do something. Much respect!!"

How I See It: David Garrard is also living proof: I would have told you a few weeks ago that he would never play in a Pro Bowl, and yet here he is as the 400th replacement quarterback for the AFC. You just never know.

Dhani Jones
"Dhani will be making a special LIVE appearance next week with one of his good friends. Stay tuned for more info!"

How I See It:I guess Dhani enjoys speaking in third person.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Just landed..back in minneapolis. 17 min jet ride. I need to borrow the jet in the off season Zigi!"

How I See It: Did you fly from St. Paul?

Dustin Keller
"Ladies, if you could do *anything for your birthday in NYC what would it be?"

How I See It: *Omitted: "with Dustin Keller".

Roy Williams
"He's Able oh Yes he is!!! Oh Yes! U dnt knw wht god protect u frm 2day. God is amazing where ever u r look up and smile and say thank u Lord"

How I See It: This may be in bad taste, but I don't care. Did he protect you from catching the football on Sunday?

Martellus Bennett
"Mann I need some lotion weather got my skin dryer than crackhead lips."

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

Mike Green
"What would you do on a day off if you could do anything. In the DC area?"

How I See It: What if we could stop with all these damn hypothetical questions?