MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kerron Clement
"Why is everyone in Iowa drive so slow. Feel like we are driving 150 mph right now."

How I See It: Since when is 150 miles per hour slow?

James Harden
"WORK!!!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Summer job for James during the offseason.

Cole Aldrich
"Tornado storm warning again tonight."

How I See It: Maybe Cole will be traded again before the tornado strikes.

Brian Cushing
"Does anyone else think losing to Ghana is not ok? I mean come on we are America! http://fb.me/DmSn1ehi"

How I See It: True. If we annex Ghana by Friday, does that mean we can play in the next round?

Ben King
"So proud to come out on top today. Had to dig super deep. Team was great."

How I See It: Somebody was rooting for Ghana.

Jessica Gysin
"Sad I'm missing the Laker game but I have class! How do they look?"

How I See It: They are very large and have gold and purple clothes on. One of them looks as if he hasn't shaved or gotten a haircut since the Berlin Wall fell.

Takeo Spikes
"guess we have crabs AND vd! lol"

How I See It: This was taken out of context, I gotta admit. But you don't wanna see the context. Trust me.

Ben King
"Just bought a plane ticket to Nicaragua for a week in November... I'll find a way to fill you in on "the plan" soon. Siked its working out!"

How I See It: The DEA is now monitoring Ben King's Twitter page.

Shawne Merriman
"I love how things get blown up for nothing, all that was said is that we need to play better & we didnt need to be told that..NOW HEADLINES?"

How I See It: In the Shawne Merriman School of Logic, venting frustration about being quoted by the media means you should provide said media more quotable material.

David Clowney
"Someone loves me :-/ "

How I See It: Emoticon fail.