MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Myron Rolle
"Saw the Bieber movie, I've never seen fans react to an artist like they did him! He can sing though & works hard…"

How I See It: I’m pretty sure the Titans just released you to the free agency after reading that Tweet.

Ray Edwards
"Why health food stores never have regular water they always got that extra ish"

How I See It: Because the fancier the name, the healthier the water… duh.

Gerald McCoy
"God bless all the twitter world and more!!"

How I See It: Typically, God is just called upon to bless the United States of America, not a virtual society.

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Nick Mangold
"Breakfast for dinner?!? I am now a fan"

How I See It: It blows my mind that you've been on this planet for 26 years and just now discovered the greatness of "Brinner."

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This date is off to bad start, she is more concerned with my pigeon at the dinner table instead of me, WTF!!! These blind dates suck :( "

How I See It: Maybe if you spent more time talking and less time tweeting, it would go a little better.

T.J. Ford
"Just spent too much $$!$!$"

How I See It: If only you made millions of dollars playing basketball ... oh, wait.

Jimmy Clausen
"Can someone please explain to me y they call Downtown Charlotte Uptown lol"

How I See It: I've heard rumors that things become a little backward south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Joe Lauzon
"to those that said to skip Machete... we can't be friends anymore."

How I See It: It frightens me that an MMA fighter is so passionate about a slasher flick.

Ray Lewis
"I'd like to ask for everybody's prayers today, for everyone on both sides of the battlefield and also coming out... http://fb.me/H5hgyCDm"

How I See It: Thank God for Football! AMEN.

John Wall
"All 4 of my brovas and I striving to be successful on our owns...We gonna do it if we finish school and stay level headed!!!"

How I See It: Full Disclosure: This is coming from a man who was successful because he left school early.

Sean Weatherspoon
"@briancushing56 bro u beefed up lol I stay around that 240 range these days! How's camp?"

How I See It: Yea, all that “over working out” really made him grow, and made him fail a PED test.

Josh Cribbs
"Hello people... best love story this is a hard one ... "Titanic" or " The Notebook"???"

How I See It: Question for all you Browns fans. Sadder ending: “The Titanic” or a Browns game?

LenDale White
"Sorry been I'm meetings.... My fav pair of shoes all the JORDAN 11's"

How I See It: If this makes sense to anyone, can they please fill me in?

Joe Lauzon
"Highly Underrated: Freeze pops. Especially red ones."

How I See It: Thanks for bringing that injustice to light, Mr. Lauzon.

Aaron Maybin
"Ready 4 takeoff...stay tuned."

How I See It: Just remember to turn your phone off. Don’t want to upset any flight attendants these days ...

Aaron Maybin
"Ok so now they say another 20 mins. I can't sit still that long..."

How I See It: False Start on seat 6C. 5 aisle penalty. Repeat first down.

Trent Shelton
"You get alot of friends when you say, you got some GaGa tickets lol...Then they want them for Free! #childplease! lol"

How I See It: Easiest way to tell the real friends versus the fakers: Invite them to a Washington Redskins game in addition to the concert. All you'll hear are crickets.

Kenny Moore
"Will somebody please turn the heat off outside! Goodness"

How I See It: According to Inception, Leo DiCaprio controls everything. I'll pass along the message.

Kris Humphries
"Got my new golf clubs, gonna get my game right."

How I See It: You're going to need it. After going 12-70 this year, I'm predicting several lengthy upcoming off-seasons.

Joe Lauzon
"#Gmail is amazing. Sent an email and said "I have attached" but forgot to attach the image. So it asked me if I forgot."

How I See It: In addition to taking over the world, Google can now take over your mind.

Michael Waltrip
"im thinking Hooters for lunch. they have great food."

How I See It: And you probably read Playboy for the articles too, huh?

Alana Beard
"Just saw a guy walkin down the street in DC with 2 NY size rats on his shoulders! Can we say insane? I literally closed my eyes and drove by"

How I See It: Who needs shoulder pads when you can wear fall's hottest new accessory, shoulder rats?

Joe Lauzon
"I don't care if its 40 degrees out... it was 70 Saturday and that means its Spring. I am wearing shorts until October! "

How I See It: I started doing this in February.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Nasty...since a kid I had the cooties in school"

How I See It: Did anyone not have cooties?

Jason Grilli
"I wish I had a penny for every time someone commented on my cool crutches or asked what happened to me. I would have made $793.49 thus far."

How I See It: What do cool crutches consist of? Do they have a racing stripes or flames painted on?

John Calipari
"Did you vote yet? If not, Text '1' to 345345 to vote for John Wall as Naismith National Player of the Year. If so, vote again!"

How I See It: Why don't you focus on Cornell first, Coach Cal? Besides, Sherron Collins deserves it more even though Kansas lost.

Shaun Phillips
"Can u guys believe american airline chargers for over weight bags even in first class. Worst airline by far?s"

How I See It: I'm sure you can afford the extra few dollars.

Darrell Green
"I am serious.I am so tired of hearing about so many young people shooting themselves in the foot."

How I See It: It's the new cool thing to do.

Eric Wright
"Man I hate it when sumbody call u from a new # and leave a message like "Wassup its me, hit me back asap".. Who the hell is me??!! #idiots"

How I See It: Really reaching here.

Johnny Weir
"Ready to enjoy a day outside the rink. Going to hang out with my family and get some work done. Thank you again to everyone!"

How I See It: Isn't your work inside the rink?

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This is ridiculous, she needs a damn OSCAR for this performance she putting on, I quit porn to be with him, girl SHUT THE FRONT DOOR"

How I See It: I thought Chad was watching soap operas for a minute. But then I turned on ESPN.

Joe Lauzon
"I lied. max bet was $25 ... so did that. My "bookie" couldn't do the $50 "

How I See It: Do the feds check Twitter?

Vernon Davis
"Oh snaps I got my own USA Olympic Warm up jacket and it has my name on the bac as well!"

How I See It: $89.99 at your local Finish Line.

Ray Rice
"As a man I would like to apologize the fans of green bay you can't judge a book by it's cover and for me to talk about your city was wrong"

How I See It: Man to another man, they probably deserved it.

Darnell Dockett
"What's up world, I'm gonna hit the weights like they do in jail, shirt off, loud music (jeezy) tattoos showing.Monday night Football -> YES"

How I See It: Hmmmmmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Tiger Woods, is still the MAN! SHADY!"

How I See It: Tiger thanks you for your support, Young Money.

Justin Forsett
"It's a great morning finish lifting and got a huge cake shipped to me this morning"

How I See It: All that work down the drain.

Joe Lauzon
"Going to get blood work done today... lets hope I didn't catch any Hep or HIV"

How I See It: Stay classy, Joe.

Chad Ochocinco
"What a beautiful night to hang with all of cincy"

How I See It: If anybody could mean this literally, it's Chad.

Nazr Mohammed
"Just do me one favor! Never tell me sky's the limit, when there's foot prints on the moon!! ok!!! (via @RevRunWisdom)"

How I See It: That sounds more like @LilJon to me.

Joe Lauzon
"If you bite the zombie, is that the same as the zombie biting you? #zombie #whatif #fb"

How I See It: One too many shots to the head for Joe, at least that's what it sounds like.

Paige Mackenzie
"I had another tank under the white one...but when I started taking my top off next to the driving range I got a few sideways looks"

How I See It: If I was there, a full-on look woulda been given too.

Rashad McCants
"What do u wanna be remembered for in your life?"

How I See It: Well you know, now that you bring it up, last Tuesday's post was genius.