MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bryan Clay
"On my way to Disneyland w/the kids. But had to be stopped on the way out the door by drug testers! They always have great timing! #fb"

How I See It: Better to be stopped before going to Disneyland than at Disneyland. Imagine getting busted in the happiest place in the world.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I did some serious window shopping on this bus!! Lmao Ok...time to shower and find me some good food!!!"

How I See It: It's okay, Ticha. I did enough shopping today for the both of us.

Rhys Lloyd
"Camp bound. Heading to Mankato/Gonna be board, no xbox, no guitar.."

How I See It: Uh, ever heard of reading?

Cappie Pondexter
"Thnks for givin my mom bday love yah she appreciates it"

How I See It: Better to be a motherlover than a mother ... well, you know the rest (I'm looking at you, Delonte West).

Ryan Bader
"Trees down, roads flooded, and the worst drivers in the U.S. When it rains. Dangerous out here http://twitvid.com/8WLOA"

How I See It: Because it's soooo safe to drive and record a video at the same time, right?

Donte Whitner
"I should be the official tweeter of the buffalo bills HA"

How I See It: Bills' fans don't need constant updates about our mediocrity, but thanks for the offer, Donte!

Clay Matthews
"Appreciate u Lakers 4 giving the Suns n their fans false hope and now being able 2 finish them off back @ home!!"

How I See It:Now that’s called finding a silver lining.

Mike Fratello
"Stoudemire tied his career playoff high with a spectacular 42-point performance and the #Suns are back in this series. #NBAonTNT"

How I See It: Well if you ask Clay, then Amare’s performance just gave the Lakers a home-court celebration. It’s a weird way of thinking.

Thurman Thomas
"#youbelonginazoo if you pee on your friends"

How I See It: Oh, OK good. I only pee on people that aren’t my friends.

Rhys Lloyd
"Ok this is rediculous. Lost finale is like the superbowl. Way to many commercials. Unreal."

How I See It: Halfway through Lost, does an old guy come out and play the guitar?

Chansi Stuckey
"This is kinda lame for a season finale so far"

How I See It: If you are referring to the San Jose Sharks’ effort today, then yes, that was a very lame season finale.

Brandon Jennings
"Jim Rome is on right now....."

How I See It: The excitement of the off-season.

Rhys Lloyd
"A bit of FIFA world cup on the box. Then to the range for an hour maybe"

How I See It: That's more like it.

Eric Barton
"Is anyone in crocker park?"

How I See It: You could just drive there and see.

Stephen Curry
"Bout to get my redemption in this 3-point shootout lol. They got some whack prizes out here tho!"

How I See It: Redemption, eh? Playing for the Warriors is truly miserable.

Dennis Rodman
"Come see me tonight in Montreal, Canada at Club Tonic. It's my birthday party celebration. You won't want to miss it"

How I See It: Probably the biggest understatement of the year.

Nick Barnett
"Does anyone want a tour of my home in Cali?? If I can get 1500 replys I will do one fasure"

How I See It: Are you selling it? No? Is the offseason that boring?

Natasha Hastings
"@sidneyrice u just disappeared. Lol. What's goin on wit u?"

How I See It: Can't take a hint.

Cliff Avril
"At Gladys Knights chicken and waffles... Bout to grub"

How I See It: See Nick, this is how you spend an offseason.

Jose Canseco
"If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world"

How I See It: Jose Canseco: Officer of Twittilante Justice.

Rhys Lloyd
"May go to dicks later and buy a punching bag.. "

How I See It: 10 years ago, I'd of had a field day with this one.

Lance Armstrong
"Weather forecast is calling for snow flurries in Austin on Friday. That ain't funny."

How I See It: No, no it is not.

Rashanda McCants
"I was watching a throw back movie and was wondering do pagers still exist? i never really understood the purpose of them"

How I See It: I'm sorry what now? I had to step out I got a page.

Rhys Lloyd
"Aston James Lloyd... Born at 10:02am this morning. Baby and mum healthy. May the legend begin"

How I See It: Congratulations. Haha, the legend. That's rich.

Keith Bulluck
"If I were Tiger Woods I wud G5 it 2 my private island n Dubai w/10 real ppl (mixed company) who r bout it & get it n...xcluding wifey hahaha"

How I See It: Annnnnnd that's why you are not Tiger Woods.

Jeremy Shockey
"with fam and friends... so happy to be a saint.."

How I See It: Can't blame you.

Frank Trigg
"I was wondering guys. gene wilder or Johnny dep as willy wonka?"

How I See It: Definitely Johnny Dep.

Candace Parker
"at da boston vs bulls game. man thisishard to cheer against my bulls....but my hubby wit da celtics so im ridin green!!!"

How I See It: If I didn't have a huge crush on you, Candace, I'd call you out for the Benedict Arnold you are.

Steve Slaton
"Can't please them all."

How I See It: True. Just ask Shawn Kemp.

Zac Diles
"Watchin thriller never gets old."

How I See It: Amen to that.