Athlete Tweets Review 10/07/10

  • Thursday, October 7, 2010 2:07 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang

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Nick Mangold
"Breakfast for dinner?!? I am now a fan"

How I See It: It blows my mind that you've been on this planet for 26 years and just now discovered the greatness of "Brinner."

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This date is off to bad start, she is more concerned with my pigeon at the dinner table instead of me, WTF!!! These blind dates suck :( "

How I See It: Maybe if you spent more time talking and less time tweeting, it would go a little better.

T.J. Ford
"Just spent too much $$!$!$"

How I See It: If only you made millions of dollars playing basketball ... oh, wait.

Jimmy Clausen
"Can someone please explain to me y they call Downtown Charlotte Uptown lol"

How I See It: I've heard rumors that things become a little backward south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Joe Lauzon
"to those that said to skip Machete... we can't be friends anymore."

How I See It: It frightens me that an MMA fighter is so passionate about a slasher flick.

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Athlete Tweets Review 09/05/10

  • Monday, September 6, 2010 6:27 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Austin Daye
"Been sleepin all day ways good tweet fam."

How I See It: Good to see the Pistons have been working hard this off-season to get back to the playoffs.

Jahvid Best
"Great weekend! Back to work in the am! #golions"

How I See It: Austin Daye: Take notice. Nick Mangold
"What an amazing day. Friends, family, food, weather, and golf. Does it really get any better than that?"

How I See It: How is “weather” considered an activity?

Mark Schlereth
"Matt Prater"

How I See It: Great tweet. That’s the insightfulness brought to you by ESPN right there.

Eric Maynor
"Bout to watch Lottery Ticket until i fall asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult.

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/06/10

  • Thursday, May 6, 2010 12:11 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang

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Joffrey Lupul
"Why did I think building a house would be easier? What do I know about cabinets, faucets etc. It is gonna have a jacuzzi on the rooftop tho!"

How I See It: Skip the jacuzzi and put in a backyard rink. Maybe then you'll make the playoffs.

Bob Bryan
"Played a cut-throat game of Risk at my cousin's apt. in Madrid. Finished dead last. Should have know not to make a treaty with a Bryan."

How I See It: How can any game that includes tiny plastic ponies be considered "cut-throat"?

Nick Mangold
"And I'm back in Nnnnneeeewww Jjjjjjeeeerrrrssseeeyyyyyy"

How I See It: Let the fist pumping begin.

Trent Shelton
"Shout out to all the mothers!!!! Everyday should be mothers day"

How I See It: Careful there, Shelton. Nobody likes a momma's boy.

Kevin Weekes
"Canucks team has to show up now,too good of a team to be on this track the last 2 games."

How I See It: The Blackhawks were my pick to win the Cup, so for the sake of my playoff pool, I hope you're wrong, Weekes.

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/01/10

  • Saturday, May 1, 2010 2:16 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Nick Mangold
"Made it in safe & sound, no thanks to the faux plane. Nap and then caught the Derby. What a great race. Shame stupid PETA probably missed it "

How I See It: If Nick Mangold mysteriously disappears tomorrow, you’ll know who it was.

Trent Shelton
"See past my tattoos, my body,face idk whatever it is u judge me by....and just try to see my heart...that's all I ask "

How I See It: I see your heart ... but it’s all tattooed up.

Warren Sapp
"800K Cash!!! WOW Wanna See The Pay-out!!!"

How I See It: It appears Warren’s Twitter account has turned into a running infomercial.

Clay Matthews
"Should've put some money down on Ice Box!! Does 2nd pay out??"

How I See It: I’m not sure, but you can get $800,000 from Warren Sapp.

Sinorice Moss
"Proud of my 3year old son. He Bowled an 88. With the Bumpers by himself. Went into the 10th frame with an 80. http://tweetphoto.com/20709077"

How I See It: I think I bowled a 46 recently (true story). How embarrassing.

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/20/10

  • Tuesday, April 20, 2010 3:23 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Cliff Avril
"Don't let anyone control ur happiness..."

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult when you are on the Lions. There isn’t too much happiness to go around.

Bernard Berrian
"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. ~Earnest Hemingway. I agree with the 2nd part."

How I See It: But would Hemingway agree with how you spelled his first name?

Nick Mangold
"I can't not wait for #LOST. The Willy Wonka reference in the preview gave me the willies(no pun intended)(well maybe alittle intended)"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure that pun was very much intended.

Matt Forte
"In Natoma, Kansas it's ilegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits! #Randomfact I always thought it was legal lol"

How I See It: And that is exactly why the Royals don’t wear pinstripes.

Kerron Clement
"#BREAKINGNEWS Lets take a moment and #SayNoToDrugs"

How I See It: It’s 4/20 today, so I’m not sure if this tweet is perfect timing or horrible timing. And I'm not sure if it is breaking news either.

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/14/10

  • Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:55 AM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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David Anderson
"I am not sure if Jerry Jones knew he was doin an interview. Drunk interviews while the most amusing, not a good idea haha"

How I See It: He had no clue where he was. I want to party with Jerry.

Nick Mangold
"How come PETA doesn't protect humans which after all, we are mammals? Aren't we like the greatest animal ever? Stupid stupid PETA"

How I See It: It would give them something else to protest about.

Ricky Williams
"What a great way 2 start my day! We got Brandon! It's gonna b hard to stack the line of scrimmage. Ronnie & I r the happiest people on Earth"

How I See It: Now you only need a quarterback.

Darrelle Revis
"What's up everyone. Brandon Marshall to the dolphins huh. That's a good look for them"

How I See It: But it's not a good look for you. You will have to chase around Marshall twice a year now.

Usain Bolt
"The track is where i answer all my critics."

How I See It: You don't have any critics. Everyone knows you are the best in the world.

Jason Grilli
"My favorite DVD my kid watches that I don't get sick of is Elmos Potty Time. If ya need a great laugh check it out!"

How I See It: "Elmo's Potty Time" sounds a little dirty. What do they have going on on Sesame Street these days?

Athlete Tweets Review 03/26/10

  • Friday, March 26, 2010 5:33 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan

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Ndamukong Suh
"Vegas baby so much fun lookin forward to tonight, X/S should be crazy wit the boys"

How I See It: Looks like Suh is already learning how to be a professional athlete. Should he desire anything other than boys, he should just give Tiger a call.

Reggie Bush
""It's gonna take more than hate to get my focus off" -Jeezy "

How I See It: With no Kim, what exactly are you focusing on Reggie?

Bo Van Pelt
"Rule 2 for spectating- if your name is not John daly and u r wearing loud mouth pants and yelling "u da man" -u need to evaluate things."

How I See It: With his new underwear ads, John Daly doesn't even wear pants anymore.

Chris Johnson
"Boy I aint seen dis many old naked people in my life they walking round here like dey got close on vegas super wild "

How I See It: Here's to praying HBO never chooses the Titans for Hard Knocks.

Nick Mangold
"After careful deliberation and thought, I have decided to go with pasta with red sauce. I'm quite excited"

How I See It: Nothing quite like staring at your cabinet trying to decide what to have for dinner for 30 minutes only to realize that pasta is the only thing in there.

Rey Maualuga
"Where is Cincinnati Gardens"

How I See It: Firstly, I hope that's a beer garden otherwise Rey is no longer welcome back at USC. Secondly, Rey, you have a million billion dollars. If your car doesn't have a built in navigation system, there's this thing called the Internet where you can look up any destination and it tells you how to get there. Genius stuff really.

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Athlete Tweets Review 2/24/10

  • Wednesday, February 24, 2010 9:23 AM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/21/10

  • Thursday, January 21, 2010 2:47 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/20/10

  • Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:05 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Jennie Finch
"I am such a sappy mama! Every yes on American Idol = tears rolling down my face... I'm pathetic. Meanwhile Casey is thinking Im ridiculous!"

How I See It: Crying because of American Idol...really?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser Time!"

How I See It: The Jets are going to be the biggest loser come Sunday.

Chad Ochocinco
"yo follow my home boys @itsfrankiebaby and @ricom15"

How I See It: yo why would I want to do that?

Aaron Maybin
"Congratulations to My New Head Coach Chan Gailey on getting the job today. Excited to see what new defensive scheme he implements for us"

How I See It: You won't be so excited about him come this time next year...5-11 in 2010?

Deandre Jordan
"Yes or No? I think I'll look cleeeeaaaaannnnn! http://moby.to/9t279t"

How I See It: Hell Yes!

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/19/10

  • Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:35 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Michael Waltrip
"I pitched a new show to the Speed executives. Its called Speedo. Me Spencer and Larry Mac interviewing fans in the infields in our bikinis."

How I See It: Can Danica Patrick be a host too?

Kenny Moore
"Haha I hate u"

How I See It: Kenny just tweeted this to his entire following base. Boom goes the dynamite.

Chevis Jackson
"chillin on the sofa... gettin ready for american idol!!!"

How I See It:Hopefully your pants aren’t on the ground.

Josh Cox
"NYTimes: Behavior: Too Much Sitting Shortens Lives, Study Suggests http://s.nyt.com/u/rTO"

How I See It: Can I start writing my will tomorrow, or will that be too late?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser time!s"

How I See It: Somebody sign up Rex Ryan.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/06/10

  • Wednesday, January 6, 2010 1:48 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Fabian Washington
"At Ruth Chris. I'm hungry as a hostage. I'm going in"

How I See It: If actual hostages were treated to Ruth Chris steaks, the world would be a much better place.

Dan Ellis
"Jamming to Dave Matthews... Its not easy to play the car drums, drive, sing and tweet at the same time... Messes up my drum solo"

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens. Side note: if you happen to be near Dan Ellis, get off the road. Now.

Nick Mangold
"So who do you all have in the upcoming big college game?"

How I See It: I’m pumped for Central Michigan and Troy too! I like CMU. Don’t know what other game you could be talking about.

Andrew Bogut
"Is it inappropriate to own a Water Pistol? What about if I had one in my locker and I sprayed someone with it? Im thinkin a SUPER SOAKER?"

How I See It: Oh no he didn’t!

Nazr Mohammed
"I've officially been up for 24hrs. Can't wait to get to a bed. Maybe I can get an hour nap on the plane. Usually don't sleep well on planes"

How I See It: 24 hours? Looks like we have a young Jack Bauer in the making.

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Athlete Tweets Review 11/10/09

  • Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:27 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Renee Montgomery
"@KevinDurant35 Hello there. u are being followed"

How I See It: In a non-Twitter setting, this would be beyond creepy.

Serena Williams
"I'm getting sick"

How I See It: Just threaten the germs till they act right.

Nick Mangold
"@jayfeely whatcha all talkin about?"

How I See It: We covered this yesterday, Nick. Don't get this guy started.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Target it is!!!"

How I See It: Unless you're buying an entire Target, I'm going to be very upset.

Jennie Finch
"Lord help me and my sweet potato pie craving!"

How I See It: I just said the same thing! So weird you asked for more sweet potato pie too.....oh.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/22/09

  • Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:10 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings what are you reading for bible study?"

How I See It: Big Mac left his Quran at home, Venus. So I think it's safe to say he'll be bringing The Bible.

Bill Stewart
""Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.” - Tom Landry"

How I See It: We couldn't have gotten a better Landry quote here? That's like quoting Ali saying "I love boxing. I love boxing a whole lot."

Ottis Anderson
"Who's checking me out on comedy central tonight? Someone cries and not from laughing...but it will b funny"

How I See It: An exercise in self-promotion futility.

Nick Mangold
"@DUSTINKELLER81 pee in the subway of course"

How I See It: Jeez, Dustin, how could you not know that?

Chris Johnson
"Ladies, does CJ have a chance? RT @ChrisJohnson28: Come on man baddest chick in the game I luv alica"

How I See It: A chance? That 0-6 record says no.

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