MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

LeBron James
"I hate getting in late from a road game cause I can never sleep when I get home! SMH #restlesstweet"
How I See It: Dang, man. Tough life you got there.

Amar'e Stoudemire
"This summer I taped an episode w/ @tvland's @the_exes. The show airs tonight @ 10:30pm, but first here is a sneak peak http://t.co/nNjGOdOS"
How I See It: Starting to think it might be time you focus on basketball again...

Stephon Marbury
"The only good a haters good for, is speaking your name at the beginning and end of their thought."
How I See It: Only Starbury could make a comment about haters so egotistical. Where are you right now anyway?

Novak Djokovic
"This is my girlfriend and team before gluten free diet!!! Ovo je moja devojka i tim pre bezglutenske dijete!!! hahaha http://t.co/l4faJ0Ji"
How I See It: Geez, Novak found the FatBooth iPhone app. Now he has another way to poke fun at his tour inferiors.

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C.J. Wilson
"Today's roadtrip agenda: Canyon de Chelley and Meteor Crater. Great photo opportunities! Can't wait to get back to LA"
How I See It: And New York if Brian Cashman shows me the money.

Andy Roddick
"Oh stevie Williams ........ He should get a restraining order against microphones... Not within 50 yards"
How I See It: How about they just put a bunker and a creek around the podium?

Plaxico Burress
"Thank God for another beautiful day! Kissed my wife, kissed my daughter, gave my son a pound. Chai tea latte, blueberry scone. Loving life!"
How I See It: This life is certainly different from that of yours in prison.

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Adam Jones
"We got the split. Now let's take the series mañana. Never easy against them damn Yankees. But it's never suppose to be easy"
How I See It: Who knew Adam Jones knew so much theatre history?

Alex Morgan
"Eto'o you're getting paid what??? wow"
How I See It: Yes, he's getting paid a little more than your average Western New York Flash teammate.

Novak Djokovic
"Look at this little fella :) always hungry! Haha http://t.co/NJ9bGTw"
How I See It: Not gonna lie, I thought this was going to be a picture of Andy Murray. It's not as mean as I thought.

Andy Murray
"This is what happens when you are stuck in a hotel room for 2 days...... http://t.co/cao7nmg"
How I See It: He probably actually is pretty hungry...

Matt Moulson
"I've decided I'm going to get Lil Wayne's teeth #blingedoutgrill"
How I See It: Getting grills? Not the best decision for a hockey player.

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Shawne Merriman
"God it feels good to be back!!!"
How I See It: Couldn't have exclaimed it better myself!

Janko Tipsarevic
"#Tsonga vs #Federer is one of the beast matches I am seeing in a while..."
How I See It: Wait, the whole sporting world doesn't stop for the beginning of the NFL season? Well, it should.

Le'Ron McClain
"Episode 1 of my reality show...."
How I See It: When a fullback on an average NFL team gets his own reality TV show, you know things have gone too far.

Gordon Hayward
"Just because it's the #indianastatefair doesn't mean u can throw personal hygiene out the window #cmonppl"
How I See It: Wow, Hayward doesn't hold back, even when talking about his state of birth. #Utahchangespeople

Shaun Phillips
"Headed to the stadium but first imma grab some jersey mikes. Ill keep you posted if it will be my new pre game meal."
How I See It: This is why we can't cut the preseason short -- all the players need the full month to find the perfect pre-game meal.

Stephon Marbury
"Love Is Love America. Whisking Off 2 CHINA With SXM II. Peace And God Bless. History Is Coming!!! #LIL http://lockerz.com/s/128694577"
How I See It: Starbury was really thinking ahead when he signed a deal in China long before the NBA Lockout. How business savvy!

Simon Cho
"This acupuncturist I just started working with sounds exactly like Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes.."
How I See It: Advice of the Day: Try not to insult people who will be putting pins in your body.

Josh Cribbs
"Why am I watching "how to train your dragon" by myself with no kids around lol.."

How I See It: That’s a question for your psychologist, not the Twittersphere.

Brandon McDonald
"I'm hungrier than 12 sumo wrestlers"

How I See It: So does that mean you could eat 12 sumo wrestlers?

James van Riemsdyk
"@ochocinco I have top spin 4, u want to game?"

How I See It: Given the recent events, I think FIFA 11 is more Chad’s speed.

Shaun Phillips
"I'm taking my talents to south beach."

How I See It: Hey, at least his announcement is via Twitter and not national television.

Terrence Williams
"Each sec is a min- Each min is a hour- each hour feels like a month When you really missing someone #wordaapp"

How I See It: What is this, “Inception?”

Stephon Marbury
"In these days the average adult attention span is 140 characters......…"

How I See It: That's just sad.

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Dwyane Wade
"Its sad what someone would do to b like you..@KevinHart4real is stalking me..he wants my life."

How I See It: Come on, D-Wade, you should be honored, not frightened.

Kurt Warner
"Grocery store I shop at still sells my t-shirt so I am getting chased from aisle 2 aisle 4 autograph! Ppl I retired, send them back!"

How I See It: Gotta love the life of the stay-at-home Dad. Kurt “Mr. Mom” Warner at your service.

Deion Sanders
"Prime just filled up his gmc denali 90.00 #HOP i see what y'all meen Primetimers."

How I See It: That’s just chump change right, Deion?

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Jon Scheyer
"I really hope andre johnson doesn't get suspended! I got him on my fantasy team! Plus, he won that fight... And the game haha"

How I See It: From starting point guard on a national championship team to fantasy football freak? The D-League can't call soon enough.

Marquis Daniels
"I need food sooner than later, any suggestions I dnt want steak tonite....."

How I See It: Worse comes to worse you can always eat Nate. Actually, Big Baby probably did that already.

Dustin Keller
"Thanksgiving leftovers are the greatest..but I promise I won't have too much"

How I See It: ... Because Rex Ryan already ate most of them.

Bryant McKinnie
"Some ppl need 2 get off twitter so much & fill out a job application."

How I See It: I bet you don't want Brad Childress filling out a job application any time soon. Unless it's for Walmart, of course.

Stephon Marbury
"Haters hate because they think its going to make them great.-#ISAIDIT"

How I See It: No, haters hate because you got paid $20 million to sit at home and stay away from the team.

Ryan Clark
"Hey people! Just trying to catch up on the New England Brady's. Short week. I know this for a fact. If we don't stop Tom, It's troubles"

How I See It: Wow, Ryan, how much film did you have to watch to come to this conclusion, 30 seconds?.

John Abraham
"Watchn Inception and lost as a mfer"

How I See It: A little late to the party, John, but the movie definitely has a way of messing with the mind .

Jose Canseco
"310 862 6309 haters can call me now and confront me ,where are the haters so far its been nice people,are you haters scared"

How I See It: Is Canseco serious with giving out his number on Twitter? This shows he really has nothing better to do all day than deny using steroids and throw his former teammates under the bus.

Joe Namath
"Just watched Rex's press conference. I'm not sure who's better looking - I think its a toss up but it'd be hard tossin either of em!GO #JETS"

How I See It: After that press conference I am thinking Rex Ryan may look even better with that blonde wig on.

Stephon Marbury
"I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M SO HAPPY FOR AI AND THE COUNTRY OF TURKEY. THE LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SHOWN FROM THAT COUNTRY,TOWARDS AI IS GOD's LOVE."

How I See It: The two of you would still be playing in the NBA had it not been for your poor attitudes and cancerous effects on a team.

Stephon Marbury
"WORD CHANGER. This book helped me. Maybe it can help you, if you need it. Love is Love. http://plixi.com/p/48925731"

How I See It: I love Steph, but taking life advice from Stephon Marbury is akin to taking advice from Al Davis on how to run an NFL franchise.

Terrence Williams
"What's good people anyone on skype lol twill01#wordaapp"

How I See It: The Nets are playing in just over an hour. Seriously ...

Allan Houston
"IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE http://bit.ly/90pT1y"

How I See It: Allan and I are so similar. When we are sad, we both look at Amar’e Stoudemire in his new Knicks uniform. It’s a beautiful sight.

Joe Haden
"Just got NBA 2k11! Bout 2 b in the lab so I can get good! Nobody wants 2 c me! Lil"

How I See It: Hmmm. Maybe this is why the Browns secondary gave up 220 yards to a washed up TO -- they were too worried trying to defend the pick-n-roll.

J.R. Smith
"princess an the from is a dope movie"

How I See It: Yeah, that's what I've heard.

Jared Dudley
"Just cuz someone scores a lot shouldn't mean they have a high rating.. Basketball is much more then that.."

How I See It: Yes, he's right. We all know that if NBA 2k11 wasn’t overtly biased, than Dudley would be rated at least a 92.

Alex Brown
"I am not talking about comparing vodka and tequila but what do u think is the best vodka and tequila? Straight as a shot or mixed."

How I See It: The brand that prevents Roger Goodell from suspending anyone who drinks too much. If this brand exists, let Ben Roethlisberger know.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just had Dejavu what's that mean?"

How I See It: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Curt Schilling
"Otw to ESPN to tape some Sept. And Oct. Pieces on pitching. Have 19 years of notes and game notes in tow!"

How I See It: And by "game notes" he means a few pairs of socks with fake blood stains around the ankles.

Stephon Marbury
"AI come to CHINA baby. Let's make history again. This is the next chapter in the book that we will write. http://plixi.com/p/45122196"

How I See It: I can't decide which is more unlikely: AI actually playing in China or a publisher allowing you two to write a book together.

Leonard Weaver
"Couples retreat is such a great movie!"

How I See It: I guess movie standards are lowered when you're on IR.

Steve Smith
"What a nice day in jersey. Thk u Lord!!"

How I See It: A nice day in Jersey? I was not aware of such a thing.

Stephon Marbury
"I uploaded a YouTube video -- Stephon MArbury http://bit.ly/2HINIf"

How I See It: Can’t even imagine the contents of this video.

Ryan Grant
"Are there still fans who want tickets to tomorrows game? Let me know..I have a set of 3 and a set of 2"

How I See It: Honestly, no one really wants to see the Browns. So there probably aren’t any fans who want tickets.

Bill Stewart
"Great win by the lads. Really showed resilency being down several times during the game and kept believing in their teammates and coaches."

How I See It:The “lads”? Does Bill Stewart coach an English Premier League team now?

DeJuan Blair
"Chillin lookin 4 something to do n San Antonio.!!????"

How I See It: The Alamo. Remember it. Because I think that's all there is to do in San Antonio besides go to Spurs games. And you are a player, so I guess you have to settle for the Alamo.

David Clowney
"OMG my laptop still won't turn on and I have HW to turn in"

How I See It: This week’s math homework? Calculate how much money Mark Sanchez made in last Sunday’s 5-interception debacle. For the game and per interception. We’ll let David handle this equation.