MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Rey Maualuga
"Washing clothes with moms. Trying to take notes lol"

How I See It: After Rey's DUI incident, it is now against the law for him to hang out with anyone females under the age of 40. Next up, an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show (wouldn't that be something?!).

C.J. Spiller
"I love my visit to Buffalo and I can't wait to get bak and start training, the fans are awesome i can already tell that by the hockey game."

How I See It: Firstly, nobody loves their visit to Buffalo. That's like saying I loved watching Lou Holtz. Also, not sure if you know this CJ but playoff hockey is a little different than a regular-season football game. Get back to us in November about the fans.

Josh Cribbs
"Cavs are far superior to the bulls "

How I See It: It's a good thing he didn't say Cleveland is far superior to Chicago because it looks like Joakim Noah isn't alone in his feelings.

Jon Brockman
"Headed to the asparagus festival in Stockton. Has anyone ever been to or heard of that?"

How I See It: In the past, parents disciplined and punished their kids by spanking them, yelling at them, grounding them and exiling them. Now, they just take them to the asparagus festival.

Darnell Dockett
"Man I'm getting a massage naked on the beach! This is the life!"

How I See It: I can't decide which is more revolting: that tweet or Tim Tebow being selected in the first round?

Ndamukong Suh
"Vegas baby so much fun lookin forward to tonight, X/S should be crazy wit the boys"

How I See It: Looks like Suh is already learning how to be a professional athlete. Should he desire anything other than boys, he should just give Tiger a call.

Reggie Bush
""It's gonna take more than hate to get my focus off" -Jeezy "

How I See It: With no Kim, what exactly are you focusing on Reggie?

Bo Van Pelt
"Rule 2 for spectating- if your name is not John daly and u r wearing loud mouth pants and yelling "u da man" -u need to evaluate things."

How I See It: With his new underwear ads, John Daly doesn't even wear pants anymore.

Chris Johnson
"Boy I aint seen dis many old naked people in my life they walking round here like dey got close on vegas super wild "

How I See It: Here's to praying HBO never chooses the Titans for Hard Knocks.

Nick Mangold
"After careful deliberation and thought, I have decided to go with pasta with red sauce. I'm quite excited"

How I See It: Nothing quite like staring at your cabinet trying to decide what to have for dinner for 30 minutes only to realize that pasta is the only thing in there.

Rey Maualuga
"Where is Cincinnati Gardens"

How I See It: Firstly, I hope that's a beer garden otherwise Rey is no longer welcome back at USC. Secondly, Rey, you have a million billion dollars. If your car doesn't have a built in navigation system, there's this thing called the Internet where you can look up any destination and it tells you how to get there. Genius stuff really.

Tyrus Thomas
"It's 67 degrees in Charlotte!!!!"

How I See It: You can really tell he'd been in Chicago for too long.

Merril Hoge
"Redskins cb Deangalo Hall will be on NFL live with us at 4 pm Espn! Called him big money when I saw him in the hall we both laughed"

How I See It: And probably at two different things.

Larry Fitzgerald
""What you are is what you have been,and what you will be is what you do now""

How I See It: I don't even think Larry caught this.

Kerron Clement
"Oh I like listening to Chipmunk versions of @MariahCarey songs #Random"

How I See It: More like #creepyashell.

Rey Maualuga
"Physical Therapy. Definitely making progress..."

How I See It: Still too soon for a DUI joke?