MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

AJ Allmendinger
"I think I'm getting car sick..."

How I See It: This is THE ultimate irony.

Mike Vick
"All my female followers check out www.pnkelephant.com accessories and their friday specials this my fiance store"

How I See It: Who knew Vick had a fiancee? And female followers!?

Donte Stallowrth
"Now @billmaher is talking about what America's ranks throughout the world... Crazy statistics he's spitting out and sadly comical"

How I See It: This just in: Donte Stallworth knows his politics.

Donte Whitner
"@ochocinco dont forget TE's...and tell 94 I have something special for him on the Goalline"

How I See It: Just because you won one game doesn’t mean you can go around trash talking now.

Sean May
"TruecRT @rondajae: We always have a big loss at the beginning of our National Championship years?!? Right? :-/"

How I See It: Yeah, you wish. Tough loss for UNC.

Kurt Warner
"Ever have those days when ur so tired u don't want 2 get up & brush ur teeth (even tho it's only 10 ft away)? 1 night won't hurt, right?"

How I See It: Too tired to brush, but energetic enough to get on your computer and tweet? Very interesting, Mr. Warner.

Mike Vick
"Lol Im just having fun playing football again ! Rt @KingJames Mike Vick for PRESIDENT!!"

How I See It: Not LeBron for president. And by the way, if PETA doesn't like current politicians, I can't even imagine what Vick's campaign would look like.

Brendan Shanahan
"I remember asking a guy to fight in junior. He didn't say yes or no- just punched me in the nose. Pulled my neck muscles. Lesson learned."

How I See It: That's awesome, Brendan. I have no idea what prompted you to post that on Twitter tonight, but great story.

Paul Allen
"Blazers gritty win in Memphis big games by Andre and Wes with Brandon out....Hawks victory in Phoenix sun great to be there for it!"

How I See It: I would find this very funny if you posted this on a Mac.

Manu Ginobli
"Artículo de Paenza en P/12 sobre seguridad digital y hackers. Muy interesante. http://bit.ly/aikTeT"

How I See It: Digital security and hackers. Very interesting. Okay...I think I got it. Thanks for the internet safety help, Manu?

Andy Rautins
"Well said homes RT @landryfields: Everyone who referenced Dumb and Dumber, I applaud you! Literally had my cracking up in this hotel room."

How I See It: Now that's not way to talk about Donnie Walsh and Mike D'Antoni!

Brady Quinn
"Beat KC!"

How I See It: Watching two other quarterbacks play and flirting with Charlie Weis across the field does not qualify as being part of the victory.

David Garrard
"Anybody got Philly scoring half a hundred??"

How I See It: Anybody got David Garrard throwing a hail mary to Mike Thomas as time expires? Gus Johnson sure didn't.

Mike Tyson
"I'm in Vegas wrapping up @animalplanet show. About to head to the studio to record a track."

How I See It: Animal Planet? Wussie. I just had to say that to see if Mike Tyson comes to my house tomorrow and beats me to a pulp.

Sean May
"@NazrMohammed it's sick! That's all u need to know!! #hype"

How I See It: I hope this doesn't mean "sick" in the extremely athletic sense. If so, Sean May is the guy who needs to see a doctor.

LeBron James
"Rough day at work today but very productive! I love it. Now time to regroup in this 45 degrees cold tank. Burrrrr!! http://twitpic.com/37ewc0"

How I See It: Yeah, I can't even imagine. Having to share the ball with two other all-star starters. Real rough.

Corey Pavin
"Good luck to all playing at the US Open this week!!! Way too many players to name....but I'm rootin' you all on!"

How I See It: Should we assume you aren't playing?

Joe Haden
"I went 2 the NFL hall of fame in canton Ohio 2day with all the rookies! And I bought 2 Joe Haden 23 jerseys out of the store!! Lol"

How I See It: Those will probably the only Joe Haden jerseys ever there.

Sean May
"Def spent some money! I'm @ apple! But it wasn't for me so that's ok I guess"

How I See It: Father's Day shopping?

Steven Nyman
"Did FIFA and WWE join forces? Is there real soccer without acting like there is wrestling?"

How I See It: It's nothing new. Has always been like that and always will be.

Apolo Ohno
"headed 4 dinner with my dad~ catch me if you can...."

How I See It: If you're skating there, then I have no chance of catching you.

Darren Pang
"2 hour episode of "24" tonight....the finale. "Who do you work for?" Who do you work for???? Jack is bringing it to the people."

How I See It: Seriously, Jack’s gone off the wall this time. If this MVT post goes unfinished, you’ll know that Jack got to me.

Sean May
"First Day back on the court it was a good one... Even played a little pickup... That's why I love comin back here in the summer..."

How I See It: I’m sure the first thing an NBA player wants to be doing at this time of year is playing pickup basketball.

Matthew Barnaby
"Off to hockey with the little man!! A good way to get away from work go to a rink!!!"

How I See It: Considering Matthew basically works in a rink, that doesn’t make much sense.

Malcolm Jenkins
"Some of the proceeds will go to Gulf Coast Women Center for non-violence in Biloxi"

How I See It: The other proceeds go to the Malcolm Jenkins fund.

C.J. Spiller
"Anyone knows how to design an iPhone case that will feature the buffalo bills if so holla at the kid, trying to support my bills"

How I See It: Sorry, there has to be more than a one-person demand for the product.

C.J. Miles
"Practice........"

How I See It: Resisting ... Allen ... Iverson ... reference ...

Kevin Johnson
"Gov. Schwarzenegger is speaking passionately about ed reform. Said he would sign anything CA mayors put forward that can fix education in CA"

How I See It: What was he supposed to say? I'm going to ignore anything mayors proposed that would fix education?

Sean May
"I made it! The torture is over I made it"

How I See It: I know you all sucked this year, but damn.

Dhani Jones
"Didn't wake until 1130am... That's what's up!!!"

How I See It: What a bum.

Shaun Phillips
"Why does all the food that's good for u taste bad and all the bad food taste good. It should be the other way."

How I See It: Life does play cruel, cruel jokes on us.

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Charlie Villanueva
"downloading music, whats a hot song to download? need tracks for my ipod"

How I See It: Right now, “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa is number one on the iTunes Top 100 songs. “Bad Romance”—also the story between the Pistons and free agent acquisition Charlie V, who are tied for last in the Central division.

Kerron Clement
"Where my Gator Haters at. If you not a Gator your Gator Bait."

How I See It: Right here, Kerron. I'm admit I'm a big hater.

Thurman Thomas
"Remember when Bama didn't allow Black athletes... I'm just saying"

How I See It: Sounds like a rational reason to root for Florida. Or not at all.

John Thornton
"Now we gotta listen to 3 hrs of Tebow lovefest."

How I See It: If you can’t catch Saturday’s “lovefest,” head to your local church Sunday morning.

Mark May
"PITT PLAYING LIKE THE PANTHERS TODAY DEFENSE AWESOME"

How I See It: I think we can all agree this tweet was a bit premature. Unless giving up 45 points is “awesome” defense.

Ron Artest
"On December 4th Ron Artest is having a party at a secret location. It's called"December Dimes" email me for free tickets or for location!!"

How I See It: Um, I’m busy on December 4th I think. Yeah definitely.

Shayla Worley
"I like sleeping in on staurdays and I love college football game, I love not actin my age and good barbecue."

How I See It: We should definitely meet.

Mark May
"My best picks for next ND coach KIRK FERENCE,BOB STOOPS,TONY DUNGY"

How I See It: But if Charlie Weis is fired, what will you tweet about?

Larry Fitzgerald
"Taking off!Its a Business trip headed to Tennessee. Hit u guys when we make it in! Cardinals Nation stand up!"

How I See It: Cardinals Nation will try to stand up, but it gets pretty crowded on that bandwagon.

Ottis Anderson
"so, talk to me what was the best deal you found on black friday? best deal you are still looking for?"

How I See It: The best deal? Not participating in Black Friday shopping at all. Saves me the most money every time.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.

John Thornton
"Like I said back in September, the best WR in. the city of Pittsburgh, plays for the Pitt Panthers. Watch the next great one peeps"

How I See It: Hines Ward went back to college?

Thurman Thomas
"Have u ever been alone and farted, then laughed!!!!!"

How I See It: No.

Mark May
"BAMA ROLANDO MCCLAIN THE NEXT RAY LEWIS"

How I See It: And I’m the next Rick Reilly.

Matt Hasselbeck
"The police security guard for my floor is wearing a big bullet proof vest. Something I should know about?"

How I See It: If you get arrested, blame the refs, Matt (Super Bowl XL reference, thank you very much).

Freddy Adu
"Yo that movie 2012 was tight. This whole 2012 thing scares me though im not gonna lie"

How I See It: Yeah if the Mayans are right, Freddy won’t make it to his what…12th birthday?

Roger Clemens
"Congrats to the Yanks, Mr. Steinbrenner, and family! It had to be in the cards with breaking in the new yankee stadium. "

How I See It: Roger Clements tweets?

Mark May
"Charlie Weis should be fired if he loses AGIAN to Navy for a second time in 3yrs and twice in a row at home!!!!!!"

How I See It: About half of Mark May’s tweets are dedicated to bashing Notre Dame. And I love it.

Ryan Grant
"And we r off.....tampa be ready"

How I See It: Honestly, I don’t think Tampa will ever be ready for anything resembling a football game this season.

Pat Fitzgerald
"CATS WIN!! Thanks to all the NU students and fans who made it to the game! GO CATS!!"

How I See It: Great win by Northwestern and Coach Fitz, but I think we can all now admit that Iowa is terrible and that they could easily have less than four wins right now.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN : I didn't want any road blocks in there careers but its my time to shine in the music industry? Esteban is signed to Child Pleeze rcds"

How I See It: As long as Chad keeps on catching touchdowns, we can forgive him for calling himself Esteban and for living in his own world.

Thurman Thomas
"I’m I paying for theseGitmo detainees on trial, let them rots"

How I See It: Hey Rush Limbaugh, can we send the statue of you at Ralph Wilson Stadium to Guantanamo? That thing is disgusting, Thurman. Let it rot.

Kerron Clement
"All is not lost…still the 3rd half…"

How I See It: Yeah but if it gets to a 4th or 5th half, then we can probably say that all is lost.

Tommy Lasorda
"I love the MLB Network. They are replaying the 1978 NLCS right now where the Dodgers beat the Phillies."

How I See It: Tommy, sorry to break it to you, but you are the only one watching.

Nate Robinson
"Just woke up this morning gotta thax God I dnt no but 2day seems kinda add, no bark n from da dog no smog momma cook n breakfast wit no hog!"

How I See It: If anyone can make any sense of this, I say that you can try out for the Knicks. Actually even if you can’t make any sense of this, you still can try out for the Knicks.

Mark May
"USC as usual dominating ND"

How I See It: Mark May as usual bashing Notre Dame and promoting USC.