MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I rather score less points on a winning team any-day! Nobody likes a loser in this league. Losers DONT eat! Losers get laughed at!"

How I See It: You know, if losers never eat, then they will never be winners. Because they will die.

Mike Commodore
"Wow..."Inception" really makes u think. Good show "

How I See It: Wow, the fact that Mike Commodore JUST saw “Inception” really makes me think.

Aaron Maybin
"When ur in Canada and ur phone is roaming...resort 2 skype"

How I See It: When you’re in Buffalo and your team is losing ... resort to Canada.

Bo Pelini
"No meetings tonight...Gonna go show our guys how to drive some Go Karts "

How I See It: Maybe you should show them how to beat Texas. That might come in handier this year.

Anthony Morrow
"Jus finished up work out 2, bout to go heat up this lasagna, shout out to the chef @EbonyLuvanDance MamaSteed"

How I See It: Italian food and New Jersey. Perfect together.

Ray Lewis
"I'd like to ask for everybody's prayers today, for everyone on both sides of the battlefield and also coming out... http://fb.me/H5hgyCDm"

How I See It: Thank God for Football! AMEN.

John Wall
"All 4 of my brovas and I striving to be successful on our owns...We gonna do it if we finish school and stay level headed!!!"

How I See It: Full Disclosure: This is coming from a man who was successful because he left school early.

Sean Weatherspoon
"@briancushing56 bro u beefed up lol I stay around that 240 range these days! How's camp?"

How I See It: Yea, all that “over working out” really made him grow, and made him fail a PED test.

Josh Cribbs
"Hello people... best love story this is a hard one ... "Titanic" or " The Notebook"???"

How I See It: Question for all you Browns fans. Sadder ending: “The Titanic” or a Browns game?

LenDale White
"Sorry been I'm meetings.... My fav pair of shoes all the JORDAN 11's"

How I See It: If this makes sense to anyone, can they please fill me in?

Joe Lauzon
"Highly Underrated: Freeze pops. Especially red ones."

How I See It: Thanks for bringing that injustice to light, Mr. Lauzon.

Aaron Maybin
"Ready 4 takeoff...stay tuned."

How I See It: Just remember to turn your phone off. Don’t want to upset any flight attendants these days ...

Aaron Maybin
"Ok so now they say another 20 mins. I can't sit still that long..."

How I See It: False Start on seat 6C. 5 aisle penalty. Repeat first down.

Aaron Maybin
"So The Million doller question is...what should i eat for dinner? I already know its gonna be a lot of somethin, lol. very hungry"

How I See It: Whatever it is, make sure it comes with a side of Spell Check.

Renee Montgomery
"I think kids should be allowed to play Wii in Phys Ed at school. what u think?"

How I See It: Renee, you're a pro athlete! I was expecting something more along the lines of having kids run 50 suicides in gym class.

Thomas Howard
"I just re-watched our Game against the Bengals in 2006. Nnamdi had a hell of a year in 06. Mike Huff in the box playing Strong Safety..."

How I See It: I knew things were bad in Oakland, but damn.

Tommy Lasorda
"I played in Puerto Rico for four different teams during Winter Ball: Mayaguez, Santurce, Ponce and Caguas."

How I See It: Omitted: "before the Bay of Pigs."

Nate Clements
"do anybody have suggestions for rapid hair growth?"

How I See It: Stop getting haircuts.