Athlete Tweets Review 02/13/10

  • Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:25 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Rashad McCants
"Got great rest today! Ready to rock! Seems like allstar is getting more and more ghetto"

How I See It: Yeah, since the new Cowboys Stadium is sooo ghetto.

Caydee Denney and Jeremy Barrett
"Last practice in Vancouver before our big day tomorrow. And, thank you to Craig Davis in Ft. Lauderdale for this..."

How I See It: This may be the first twitter account I have ever seen that belongs to two people. Gold medals all around.

Shawn Johnson
"Wish I was in Vancouver with my celebrity gf @shawneyj! (via @taylorphinney) hahah me too bikeboy :)"

How I See It: I must say, these Winter Olympics could be a lot hotter with Shawn Johnson in the house.

Elana Meyers
"@NBCOlympics I used to be on your list of athletes you follow and showed up on the Olympic Pulse- now I don't. Did I get kicked off???"

How I See It: Response from NBC: Well, you were on for 7 months, and then we changed our mind and forced you out the door. Thanks for your understanding, Conan Elana.

Rickie Fowler
"One more day...looking forward to a solid round...the putts are due to fall"

How I See It: That's what I tell myself too.

Curt Schilling
"Day one of the Olympics compitions!"

How I See It: Advice to President Obama: Don’t call Curt Schilling a fan of Team Canada or Team Russia, because it won’t bode well for your reelection chances. Just ask Martha Coakley.


Athlete Tweets Review 02/05/10

  • Friday, February 5, 2010 4:05 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Orlando Hudson
"Twins land second baseman Hudson | News"

How I See It: I had nothing against you up until this point, Orlando. Enjoy the snow ball in March.

Rashad McCants
"Habitual line steppers!!!!"

How I See It: The man may be a bit of a bust, but anybody who references Chappelle's Show is a winner in my book.

Cliff Avril
"Man Im tryin to go to the beach but I think I need a nap or somethin..."

How I See It: Is the beach going somewhere?

Shaun Phillips
"FML is all I have to say. South beach is some bullshit. In a good way of course."

How I See It: This tweet is garbage. In a good way of course.

Rashad Jennings
"The Book Of Eli was a Great movie! anybody seen it?"

How I See It: Actually no.

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Athlete Tweets 12/01/09

  • Tuesday, December 1, 2009 5:56 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Lance Armstrong
"Weather forecast is calling for snow flurries in Austin on Friday. That ain't funny."

How I See It: No, no it is not.

Rashanda McCants
"I was watching a throw back movie and was wondering do pagers still exist? i never really understood the purpose of them"

How I See It: I'm sorry what now? I had to step out I got a page.

Rhys Lloyd
"Aston James Lloyd... Born at 10:02am this morning. Baby and mum healthy. May the legend begin"

How I See It: Congratulations. Haha, the legend. That's rich.

Keith Bulluck
"If I were Tiger Woods I wud G5 it 2 my private island n Dubai w/10 real ppl (mixed company) who r bout it & get it n...xcluding wifey hahaha"

How I See It: Annnnnnd that's why you are not Tiger Woods.

Jeremy Shockey
"with fam and friends... so happy to be a saint.."

How I See It: Can't blame you.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/29/09

  • Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:04 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Craig Terrill
"There are three kinds of people in the world...those that can count, and those that can't"

How I See It: Funnier than anything I've said in a while. Props to Craig, whoever you are.

Terrence Williams
"Sushi an listening to wayne while I sign these autographs"

How I See It: Signing autographs with headphones on is probably just as bad as working in a soup kitchen while playing Brick Breaker.

Rashanda McCants
"who yall thinks gonna be the team to beat this season in the NBA? who got the most weapons"

How I See It: I'm gonna have to go with the Cavs. >Delonte West has quite the arsenal.

Jason Terry
"I need a Tshirt design for my "VOTE 4 JET" campaign for AllStar & I'm askin my fans for HELP! Email for rules & info"

How I See It: The season just started!

Trevor Immelman
"Reading Michael Phelps autobiography. Good read......"

How I See It: Good weed read indeed.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/23/09

  • Friday, October 23, 2009 11:33 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Chad Ochocinco
"What a beautiful night to hang with all of cincy"

How I See It: If anybody could mean this literally, it's Chad.

Nazr Mohammed
"Just do me one favor! Never tell me sky's the limit, when there's foot prints on the moon!! ok!!! (via @RevRunWisdom)"

How I See It: That sounds more like @LilJon to me.

Joe Lauzon
"If you bite the zombie, is that the same as the zombie biting you? #zombie #whatif #fb"

How I See It: One too many shots to the head for Joe, at least that's what it sounds like.

Paige Mackenzie
"I had another tank under the white one...but when I started taking my top off next to the driving range I got a few sideways looks"

How I See It: If I was there, a full-on look woulda been given too.

Rashad McCants
"What do u wanna be remembered for in your life?"

How I See It: Well you know, now that you bring it up, last Tuesday's post was genius.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/15/09

  • Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:14 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Andre Iguodala
"I just made jrue holiday sing happy bday to moms over the phone! Did I got too far?"

How I See It: Only if he had to sing it like Marilyn Monroe did to JFK.

Rashad McCants
"If I wasn't a ball player I would be a leader for the kids that wanna be leaders! What is it that you wanna be? Are you who you wanna be?"

How I See It: Damn Rashad, are you even who you wanna be?

Josh Childress
"@zaza27 you can't even carry 3 credit cards in your jeans cuz they are so tight."

How I See It: So this is how rich people rag on each other? Josh made a valiant effort, but Zaza's "your gator shoes are so slick you can't even drive your Aston Martin" definitely wins out.

Thurman Thomas
"514,000 people claimed unemployment last week.Prez O is really creating them jobs!!!!"

How I See It: He's created one for you, Thurman. Without Obama, how would you be able to bitch and moan all day?

Tommy Lasorda
"I can't wait to see Clayton Kershaw tonight on the hill of thrills!"

How I See It: Tommy Lasorda has a Twitter?

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