Athlete Tweets Review 04/21/10

  • Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:00 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Pat Perez
"Some great words on a WD40 can: Lubricates. Penetrates. Moisture. Grime. Adhesive. Corrosion. Flammable. Inhalation. Ventilated. Petroleum."

How I See It: Someone must have some free time.

Chad Ochocinco
"@nflcommish Can you appointment me the NFL Ambassador please, I represent us very well in a FLASHY kind of way, think about it."

How I See It: Chad now has a better chance than Roethlisberger to get that assignment.

Bobby McCray
"The popeyes new special is crazy....I might hit the drive thru 6 times 2day...they might even ban me...."

How I See It: If you think that's crazy, how about KFC's new chicken sandwich where instead of bread they have two pieces of chicken?

Evan Oglesby
"Jus played the Lottery for my first time. Watch me hit the $252 Million PowerBall"

How I See It: I hope you are ready for a big disappointment.

Brandon Jennings
"ALL RED CAMARO? OR ALL BLACK OR ALL SILVER?"

How I See It: How about all three?

Marc Colombo
"Hope everyone is having a great day!! If not, remember that you are a Cowboys fan and things will all of a sudden get better"

How I See It: This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

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Athlete Tweets Review 03/06/10

  • Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:09 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Bobby McCray
"Pocket tweeting killing me....lol"

How I See It: C’mon Bobby. That’s the lamest excuse in the book.

Ozzie Guillen
"Magic larry great rival great basketball ever"

How I See It: I have a feeling that Twitter needs to install an Ozzie Guillen translator for all of his gibberish tweets. Starting with this one.

Quentin Groves
"No reviews on studio 9!!!!! Means no!!!!!! Then!!!! Where we at duval???"

How I See It: This!!! Tweet!!! Is!!! So!!!! Enthusiastic!!!!!!!

Martellus Bennett
"y errbody mad at me today sheesh..... oh well i wanna buy shoes bc i can"

How I See It: “I want to buy shoes because I can.” It’s safe to say that Martellus is a perfect Dallas Cowboy.

Nazr Mohammed
"Pulled out a victory over the Warriors 2nite. That's 2 in a row so we need to keep it going vs Miami on Tues."

How I See It: Two straight wins for the Bobcats? Someone plan a parade!

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