Tweets By Steven Jackson, Jozy Altidore And More

  • Wednesday, January 5, 2011 4:42 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Caitlin Lowe
"I'm so close to reenacting the "printer smashing" scene in office space...... "

How I See It: "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"

Steven Jackson
"Thanks to the fans for your support this year...truly appreciate u all. We made great strides but got more to accomplish next season! "

How I See It: And thank you for staying healthy all year and helping me win my fantasy league.

Le'Ron McClain
"Women women women "

How I See It: 'Nuff said.

Curtis Granderson
"If you could vote for the Baseball Hall of Fame, which eligible players would you vote for today? "


Jozy Altidore
"Mega millions is crazy! who ever woke up with that ticket prob cant believe it. #str8shock "

How I See It: Can't believe I bought 20 of those tickets.

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Athlete Tweets Review 09/03/10

  • Monday, September 6, 2010 5:31 AM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Trent Shelton
"Why do you have more hope for your favorite football team, than you have for your life? -@BaylorBarbee"

How I See It: Well, because Aaron Rodgers isn't the quarterback of my life.

Vince Young
"N locker room with some of my teammates these boys r crazy if we can record this we will b best reality show on TV."

How I See It: Filming NFL teams during the preseason, what a novel idea Vince. You should consider contacting HBO about that idea, and maybe call the show "Hard Knocks" or something.

Le'Ron McClain
"Up up up up up up up up Yeah........ Gang Gang!!!!! And I'm gone"

How I See It: Say what?

Terrell Owens
"Not picking me on ur fantasy squad means u have no chance @ winning $50 Gs. Sign up now & dn't 4get 2 use my promo code..."

How I See It: No one does arrogant AND promotional at the same time better than Batman (TO).

Chad Ochocinco Johnson
"#FACT My success over my career has been enabled because of the play of Housh on the opposite side of me and id be happy to have him back"

How I See It: Oh man, sounds more like the Justice League now.

Lorenzo Neal
"Come out and tailgate with the Fresno Greats free food and drinks by FanFoods"

How I See It: "Fresno Greats," now that's an oxymoron.

Serena Williams
"OMG Venus dress?? She's killing the game!!!"

How I See It: Classic jealousy from the younger sister.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/09/10

  • Wednesday, June 9, 2010 6:34 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Kenny Smith
"I love newyork!! Doing interviews for Taco Bell today... $2 meals baby! Lol"

How I See It: You cannot consider Taco Bell's two-dollar deal a meal. It is a small five-layer burrito and a bag of Doritos. Since when is that a meal?

Landon Donovan
"Definitely getting excited now!!! 2 more days of training and then it's time to get down to business"

How I See It: Get it done in South Africa. Let's go, Team U.S.A.

Andy Roddick
"crap...... i dropped my phone in the toilet.... its drying..... im hoping it shows sign of life soon"

How I See It: Not going to happen, Andy. I still don't understand how Apple hasn't come out with a waterproof app.

Jessica Gysin
"Current debate: does getting stiches count as surgery?!"

How I See It: No way!

Evan Oglesby
"U never realize how much u use ur pinky finger until u jam it."

How I See It: It's a very underrated finger.

Le'Ron McLain
"Watching Friday Night Lights!! They pissing maboi Coach Taylor off!! Trying to fire him but it's cool #EastDillon SHOUT-OUT TO GYM!!"

How I See It: Friday Night Lights = best show on TV. Texas Forever!

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