MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shawne Merriman
"God it feels good to be back!!!"
How I See It: Couldn't have exclaimed it better myself!

Janko Tipsarevic
"#Tsonga vs #Federer is one of the beast matches I am seeing in a while..."
How I See It: Wait, the whole sporting world doesn't stop for the beginning of the NFL season? Well, it should.

Le'Ron McClain
"Episode 1 of my reality show...."
How I See It: When a fullback on an average NFL team gets his own reality TV show, you know things have gone too far.

Gordon Hayward
"Just because it's the #indianastatefair doesn't mean u can throw personal hygiene out the window #cmonppl"
How I See It: Wow, Hayward doesn't hold back, even when talking about his state of birth. #Utahchangespeople

Shaun Phillips
"Headed to the stadium but first imma grab some jersey mikes. Ill keep you posted if it will be my new pre game meal."
How I See It: This is why we can't cut the preseason short -- all the players need the full month to find the perfect pre-game meal.

Stephon Marbury
"Love Is Love America. Whisking Off 2 CHINA With SXM II. Peace And God Bless. History Is Coming!!! #LIL http://lockerz.com/s/128694577"
How I See It: Starbury was really thinking ahead when he signed a deal in China long before the NBA Lockout. How business savvy!

Simon Cho
"This acupuncturist I just started working with sounds exactly like Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes.."
How I See It: Advice of the Day: Try not to insult people who will be putting pins in your body.

John Elway
"Saturday's scrimmage will be a great opportunity for Coach Fox and staff to see how the players handle game situations."
How I See It: It will also be a great opportunity for Kyle Orton to prove once again that he is a better QB than Tim Tebow yet not get the starting gig.

James Farrior
"Jersey shore!! I'm hooked"
How I See It: Farrior defended himself soon after by tweeting, "Come on tweeps. Don't be so hard. It's just a silly show" and "Don't worry steeler nation. We still like smashing faces!lol" but I still feel like he lost a lot of his ability to intimidate opponents today.

Annika Sorenstam
"Dow Jones plunges more than 500 points. None of my stocks were in green...yikes !"
How I See It: For the first time in her life, Annika is worried about going too low. Seriously though, it's too bad that portfolios aren't measured like golf scores these days.

Deion Sanders
"Prime is at HOF welcome reception. Didn't know about it so no suit planned but Prime brought extras. Im the only 1 without his family. Lol"
How I See It: Neon Deion would forget about a reception being held in his honor ... but still have an extra suit with him to make everything OK. That said, the second part of this tweet about Sanders being alone is just downright depressing.

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Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good"
How I See It: Wow, Cincinnati must have been worse than I thought. What did Ocho do anyway do deserve deliverance into the promised land of the best run franchise in the NFL?

Braylon Edwards
"It's a shame some people base all there knowledge off media outlets, usually " including NFL teams. Lol. Develop info for yourself please"
How I See It: A word of advice Braylon: Try to avoid insulting potential employers.

Pete Carroll
"I've seen better hands on a clock... And did they arrest the guy who stole your calves? @RobRiggle http://twitpic.com/5xcb32"
How I See It: Who knew Coach Carroll could spit this good of a trash talking game?

Jon Beason
"Turn on the tube! Jon beason highest paid MLB in the league. News breaks now"
How I See It: I'm always amazed by how much a little third person use amplifies the arrogance of a tweet.

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LeBron James
"Happy 4th B-day to my little one Bryce Maximus James!! Love u much and have many more great ones"
How I See It: So you averaged just over half your son's age in the fourth quarter of the Finals. Congrats, man.

Dwyane Wade
"I wanna take ths time & say THANK U 2 all of the Miami heat & My supporters across the country. Nothing but luv & respect 4 all of u.."
How I See It: The Miami Heat have fans? Since when?.

Michael Oher
"#imhappiestwhen the ppl that are close to me are as well! RT"
How I See It: Well, how are Mr. and Mrs. Tuohy doing? And how about Ms. Sue?

Shawne Merriman
"Has anybody watched this show are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
How I See It: No. No one has ever seen it. What do you think?

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Shawne Merriman
"Guy just asked me about the lockout like I know wth is going on your guess is as good as mine bud #NFL"
How I See It: You said the same thing about PED testing...

Mike Tyson
"The principles of Islam are peace & love. Please don't confuse Osama's views as the view of Muslims."
How I See It: I could be wrong, but didn't this guy bite off part of another dude's ear (while fist-fighting him)?

Tiger Woods
"Big night at the tables with Mayer. He's cool. We both walked away winners."
How I See It: This should help your image.

Steve Nash
"Since we caught Osama do I still have to take my laptop out at security?"
How I See It: What do you mean by "we?" I didn't know Canadians were considered Americans too, eh.

Matthew Barnaby
"Man that ovie is terrible when he gets a little space!!"
How I See It: Coming from the ultimate scorer himself...

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LeSean McCoy
"On my fat KFC food http://yfrog.com/h8d58cj"

How I See It: It's okay McCoy, you and the Eagles have all off-season to eat like crap before football starts again.

Paige Mackenzie
"Saw a guy practicing in nurse/doctor scrubs today....brings new meaning to playing golf after work."

How I See It: Hey, I think it's time golf fashion got an update. But wearing scrubs after spending the day changing bed pans? Nothing right about that.

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Visanthe Shiancoe
"I apoligize to the fans that had to witness that type of abomination tonight.. just embarrassing and disgusting"

How I See It: It's all right. They're used to it in Detroit.

Andre Iguodala
"I think it's really dope when someone who looks like they have no interest in sports notices me... Old man in borders was cool as hell..."

How I See It: Andre, that was Doug Collins ...

Shawne Merriman
"It's not the cards your dealt with but how you play them so stop complaining and make it happen"

How I See It: Even if the cards you're dealt happen to be the Buffalo Bills.

Jeremy Lin
"today i learned that spilling room service on my bed means i dont get to eat or sleep...and im in utah..."

How I See It: One would think they'd have taught you that at Harvard.

LaMarr Woodley
"Giving away 2 free tix 2 justin bieber concert at consol 2nite.. who want them?? and no im not a fan lol"

How I See It: I thought you guys already played Tom Brady?

Chris Needham
"Races are underway, ice is questionable"

How I See It: ...as in there's a chance the ice won't show up?

Thomas Howard
"I just saw a Snickers commercial with Aretha Franklin in it. It was funny"

How I See It: Thank you for your input, Mr. Howard.

Shawne Merriman
"I feel like going to the wild animal park and playing in a lions den"

How I See It: Anybody got the number to TMZ's tip hotline?

Ivan Babikov
"Well, that was my first race at this Olympics! Pretty happy with my 8th place! Good start but more races to go!Team looks great!"

How I See It: He's taking this a lot better than I take 8th-place finishes on Mario Kart.

Apolo Ohno
"Ps-my apologies for "spoiling" certain results....I keep forgetting most USA has east coast feeds.."

How I See It: And I'm sorry for "muttering" terrible things under my breath about you.

Apolo Ohno
"Seth wescott!!! GOLD! Awesome!!!"

How I See It: STOP!

Evan Oglesby
"Just woke up from a much needed nap. Ready to Paint the town"

How I See It: Urban Dictionary defines “paint the town” as “to appear at a number of different parties.” So either Evan is a painter in the offseason, or he is about to have a wild night.

Nate Robinson
"Man we might be stuck in DC for another night with all this snow nooooooo!!!! I can't stand the snow! Word aapp!"

How I See It: Every time “DC” is brought up in relation to basketball, I feel the urge to make a Gilbert Arenas joke. It’s an epidemic.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i saw that obama was at the duke game!! he might be bad luck for collegiate sports haha!!"

How I See It: And now he is trying to change the BCS system ... but if he is bad luck, I still don’t see how it can get much worse.

Shawne Merriman
"Can somebody ask @OGOchoCinco where is the charity event"

How I See It: Can you?

Grant Hill
"RT @OMGFacts: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. #omgfacts"

How I See It: It doesn’t work with humans. Not that I’ve tried or anything. (I was desperate!)

Bubba Watson
"Any one want to eat lunch @dirtybirdspb it's on me be there at 12:00 high noon!!!"

How I See It: Do they deliver to Texas?

Shawne Merriman
"Haha I meant a photoshoot I don't carry guns no need too"

How I See It: Except for your left and right arms.

Zac Diles
"Gotta love Houston... If you don't just take a look outside and your mind will change..."

How I See It: There is nothing better than 100 percent humidity.

David Garrard
"In the pro bowl."

How I See It: Only after four other quarterbacks dropped. You should feel special.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us"

How I See It: Why do you need money to steal something. I'm confused, but I am down to join Ocho if this ever happens.

Jason Grilli
"More #badcasemondays. Power just went out in neighborhood. Funny thing is now garage door is stuck open. At least I got my car out! Haha"

How I See It: Because getting your car out of a permanently open garage is a challenge.

Keith Bulluck
"Margahrita Monday may not happen for the kid 2day...the recovery part is what's holding me bac right now,but it's only 1 o'clock so we'll c"

How I See It: *Sigh*, life's decisions. I don't know how we have the strength to endure.

Renee Montgomery
"If a real fat man snatches u up & throws u in a bag don't b afraid. Its just Santa collecting his Ho's for Christmas... 18 days left : )"

How I See It: And if that bag is a golf bag, tell Tiger to cut it out.

Freddy Adu
"def Have some decisions to make within the next couple of weeks"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Shawne Merriman
"All you fantasy lovers dont pick @OGOchoCinco dec. 20th because he's not going to play he has already decided to stay on the team bus"

How I See It: Merriman: Pro Bowl trash talker.

Jessica Gysin
"Sad I'm missing the Laker game but I have class! How do they look?"

How I See It: They are very large and have gold and purple clothes on. One of them looks as if he hasn't shaved or gotten a haircut since the Berlin Wall fell.

Takeo Spikes
"guess we have crabs AND vd! lol"

How I See It: This was taken out of context, I gotta admit. But you don't wanna see the context. Trust me.

Ben King
"Just bought a plane ticket to Nicaragua for a week in November... I'll find a way to fill you in on "the plan" soon. Siked its working out!"

How I See It: The DEA is now monitoring Ben King's Twitter page.

Shawne Merriman
"I love how things get blown up for nothing, all that was said is that we need to play better & we didnt need to be told that..NOW HEADLINES?"

How I See It: In the Shawne Merriman School of Logic, venting frustration about being quoted by the media means you should provide said media more quotable material.

David Clowney
"Someone loves me :-/ "

How I See It: Emoticon fail.