Athlete Tweets Review 10/21/10

  • Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:38 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Lance Armstrong
"Walked out to get my morning paper and nearly busted my ass (and dropped my cup of java) on an ice patch. really?"

How I See It: Next time, pour your coffee on the ice patch and all injuries can be avoided.

Reggie Bush
"I'll take a concussion any day before getting blind sided in my knees."

How I See It: I'd rather have bad knees than a broken brain, but that's just me.

Greg Lemond
"Wishes my daughter a happy 21st Birthday today"

How I See It: She'd thank you, but she's probably too busy nursing her hangover from last night's rager. Not like that's from personal experience or anything.

Kawika Mitchell
"Forgot to give mention to the Buffalo Sabres coming into Atl and beating the Thrashers 4-1. Go Sabres!"

How I See It: At least one Buffalo team still knows how to win a game every once in a while.

Allison Baver
"Whenever I get confused or overwhelmed I go to the mall. Works wonders"

How I See It: Obsessed with the mall. Now that's a stereotype I can get behind.

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Athlete Tweets Review 08/16/10

  • Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:58 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Corey Pavin
"SOP: need to focus on this week's major...won't be tweeting much. Get back at ya when I can."

How I See It: Good call. You never know when Jim Gray will strike with his revenge.

Dawan Landry
"@D24m Wussap Brett Favre?"

How I See It: The day Brett Favre joins Twitter is the day the our society begins to die. All as Favre sends out misleading and ambiguous tweets about his future.

Cliff Avril
"Why? Ever wonder why?"

How I See It: If I were a Detroit Lions player, I would ask the same thing.

Kawika Mitchell
"Living my dream"

How I See It: Playing in Buffalo ... yup, sounds like a dream job.

DeJuan Blair
"Leave ya keys on the kitchen counter and give me back that ruby ring wit da big dimond!!"

How I See It: I don’t think DeJuan meant to send this message to Twitter.

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/26/10

  • Monday, July 26, 2010 6:43 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Nick Barnett
"Watching NFL live getting excited!!! Got my work done early now just bored... So every time commercials come on 50 pushups!! Leeggoooooo"

How I See It: I do the same thing with commercials and pushups when I watch HBO. No commercials, but still.

Russell Okung
"So I have a question for all of you. Are you living or are you existing?"

How I See It: Somebody has a little Andy Dufresne in him.

Matt Forte
"@Jones_Drew32 I got you Batman... I'm healthy!"

How I See It: Batman? Maurice Jones-Drew is the true identity of the Dark Knight?

Donte Whitner
"In LIFE u don't find a way to win...u MAKE a way to win!"

How I See It: That must be why Whitner’s Bills are so good.

Kawika Mitchell
"What up world? Camp #8 and Buffalo Bills 2010 ready for takeoff. B n Buffalo tomorrow and n Rochester on Wednesday. Is Rochester ready 4 us?"

How I See It: Better question: Are you ready for Rochester?

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/26/10

  • Monday, April 26, 2010 10:21 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Kawika Mitchell
"Also... ORLANDO!!! Magic wins series 4-0. ORLANDO!!!"

How I See It: Not sure how magical this win actually was. I think they may have been playing my high school team.

Kevin Weekes
"What about the veteroni Mark Recchi still doing it at 42 ?"

How I See It: “Veteroni”? I’m pretty sure I ordered that at an Italian restaurant a couple weeks ago.

Darnell Dockett
"I'm going to wendys and get 20nuggets and a frosty!"

How I See It: First Kurt Warner retired. Then the Seahawks got good again. Now Darnell Dockett discovered Wendy's. Goodbye, 2010 Cardinals.

Stewart Cink
"I try to learn something new every day. Today: Nashville hockey fans throw catfish onto ice, in response to Detroit's octopus chuckers."

How I See It: Catfish? That’s just disgusting. And you wonder why hockey can’t succeed in the Sun Belt.

Matthew Barnaby
"Another too many men in nashville !! 21 count I think"

How I See It: Yup, Nashville had 21 men on the ice at one time. All skaters, goalies, coaches, and even catfish.

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