MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nazr Mohammed
"Can't believe that I can't even talk to ex-teammates and friends that work for other #NBA teams #NBALockout"
How I See It: Something tells me these bored ballers are going to be pounding twitter with their whining.

Jonathan Vilma
"is the world supposed to end in 2012 still?"
How I See It: Tentatively yes, but the four horsemen are still locked up in stalemated labor negotiations that could lead to a lockout.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.."
How I See It: Clearly, Mr. Wade will have no problem staying employed no matter how long the lockout lasts. His skills are simply in high demand.

Charlie Villanueva
"Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?"
How I See It: Sorry Charlie, but that is just too funny.

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Bobby McCray
"Pocket tweeting killing me....lol"

How I See It: C’mon Bobby. That’s the lamest excuse in the book.

Ozzie Guillen
"Magic larry great rival great basketball ever"

How I See It: I have a feeling that Twitter needs to install an Ozzie Guillen translator for all of his gibberish tweets. Starting with this one.

Quentin Groves
"No reviews on studio 9!!!!! Means no!!!!!! Then!!!! Where we at duval???"

How I See It: This!!! Tweet!!! Is!!! So!!!! Enthusiastic!!!!!!!

Martellus Bennett
"y errbody mad at me today sheesh..... oh well i wanna buy shoes bc i can"

How I See It: “I want to buy shoes because I can.” It’s safe to say that Martellus is a perfect Dallas Cowboy.

Nazr Mohammed
"Pulled out a victory over the Warriors 2nite. That's 2 in a row so we need to keep it going vs Miami on Tues."

How I See It: Two straight wins for the Bobcats? Someone plan a parade!

Fabian Washington
"At Ruth Chris. I'm hungry as a hostage. I'm going in"

How I See It: If actual hostages were treated to Ruth Chris steaks, the world would be a much better place.

Dan Ellis
"Jamming to Dave Matthews... Its not easy to play the car drums, drive, sing and tweet at the same time... Messes up my drum solo"

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens. Side note: if you happen to be near Dan Ellis, get off the road. Now.

Nick Mangold
"So who do you all have in the upcoming big college game?"

How I See It: I’m pumped for Central Michigan and Troy too! I like CMU. Don’t know what other game you could be talking about.

Andrew Bogut
"Is it inappropriate to own a Water Pistol? What about if I had one in my locker and I sprayed someone with it? Im thinkin a SUPER SOAKER?"

How I See It: Oh no he didn’t!

Nazr Mohammed
"I've officially been up for 24hrs. Can't wait to get to a bed. Maybe I can get an hour nap on the plane. Usually don't sleep well on planes"

How I See It: 24 hours? Looks like we have a young Jack Bauer in the making.

Thurman Thomas
"If Prez B.O. Wants Health Care for everyone, then why is the Bill over 2,000 pages long.... I'm just asking"

How I See It: News flash: A lot of people live in this country.

Seth McClung
"My fellow rednecks back home in west Virginia would be proud! http://yfrog.com/4ilvvoj "

How I See It: For some reason, I doubt it.

Jonny Flynn
"I need to get a haircut asap. Starting to look like I can endorse Afro Sheen"

How I See It: If you don't take advantage, I will.

Nazr Mohammed
""Pain is WEAKNESS leaving the BODY" -Navy Seal & US Army (via @Tyrese4ReaL)"

How I See It: Is that how you explain childbirth?

Kerron Clement
"Insanity: doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. Good Morning!"

How I See It: You listening, Lovie?

Chad Ochocinco
"What a beautiful night to hang with all of cincy"

How I See It: If anybody could mean this literally, it's Chad.

Nazr Mohammed
"Just do me one favor! Never tell me sky's the limit, when there's foot prints on the moon!! ok!!! (via @RevRunWisdom)"

How I See It: That sounds more like @LilJon to me.

Joe Lauzon
"If you bite the zombie, is that the same as the zombie biting you? #zombie #whatif #fb"

How I See It: One too many shots to the head for Joe, at least that's what it sounds like.

Paige Mackenzie
"I had another tank under the white one...but when I started taking my top off next to the driving range I got a few sideways looks"

How I See It: If I was there, a full-on look woulda been given too.

Rashad McCants
"What do u wanna be remembered for in your life?"

How I See It: Well you know, now that you bring it up, last Tuesday's post was genius.