Tweets By Luol Deng, JaVale McGee And More

  • Sunday, June 5, 2011 8:28 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon


JaVale McGee
"Is there an America town in china? #pierresquestionoftheday"
How I See It: Yeah, it’s where they sell hamburgers and MLB apparel…

Dara Torres
"Got bitten by sea lice (again) 2day (ud think I'd learn by now!). Used vinegar this time...T asked why I smelled like salad dressing, ha!"
How I See It: Is that just the cute name you gave leeches?

Luol Deng
"A few kids just stopped by my house and invited me to surprise their brother at his high school graduation party. On my way now."
How I See It: You sound like Vinny Chase from that episode of “Entourage.”

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Tweets By LeSean McCoy, Shawne Merriman And More

  • Thursday, January 27, 2011 6:09 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


LeSean McCoy
"On my fat KFC food"

How I See It: It's okay McCoy, you and the Eagles have all off-season to eat like crap before football starts again.

Paige Mackenzie
"Saw a guy practicing in nurse/doctor scrubs today....brings new meaning to playing golf after work."

How I See It: Hey, I think it's time golf fashion got an update. But wearing scrubs after spending the day changing bed pans? Nothing right about that.

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Tweets By Ryan Grant, John Riggins And More

  • Sunday, December 5, 2010 9:14 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon


Keauna McLaughlin
"Count your blessing everyday. What are YOU thankful for?"

How I See It: Thanksgiving was last Thursday. You’re a little late.

John Riggins
"Jacobs hasn't broken a sweat yet."

How I See It: He’s a 6-4, 264 pound running back who rushed for 103 yards and two touchdowns today ... you’re telling me not one ounce of perspiration has dripped off his face.

David Price
"30 degrees and snowing...I still chose to go to smoothie king which is right beside starbucks...they said I was their 4th customer all day"

How I See It: Wow, just No. 4? That’s three spots back than what I would have expected.

Renee Montgomery
"Dear Cowboys defense, you might want to pay attention to Reggie Wayne. Signed, a not so observant fan"

How I See It: Dear Cowboys defense, you should have been getting turnovers during the FIRST half of the season.

Ryan Grant
"Jealous I didn't get a chance to wear that throwback"

How I See It: Consider yourself lucky. Those jerseys were dead ugly.

Candice Wiggins
"Momentum is the independent variable in basketball"

How I See It: I’ll be sure to turn that Tweet into an inspirational Hallmark card.

Jeremy Abbott
"I am 25 1/2 years old today. I'm not sure how that makes me feel…"

How I See It: I thought the rule was that people stopped celebrating half birthdays once they reached 10. Somebody obviously didn’t get the memo.

Darren Sharper
"Y'all know what it is. Sorry Ocho but the Who Dats win win win win. NO Matter What!"

How I See It: Then how do you explain your three losses this season?

Athlete Tweets Review 07/11/10

  • Monday, July 12, 2010 9:19 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


DeMar DeRozan
"The NBA..."

How I See It: ... All-Star game should just be Heat-Lakers next year.

Renee Montgomery
"#wewasgooduntil I found out you got babies all over the country."

How I See It: Don’t you dare talk about Travis Henry like that.

Bernard Berrian
"U smell like the ocean in winter #PickUpLines"

How I See It:Works all the time.

Keith Eloi

How I See It: Somebody's a Knicks fan. There's always the summer of 2011!

Chris Paul
"Card game..."

How I See It: NBA players and card games ... never ends badly.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/18/10

  • Friday, June 18, 2010 2:44 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Tyrell Sutton
"Finaly went grocery shoppin"

How I See It: What do you want, a medal?

Eric Wright

How I See It: Ah, the preemptive pause.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Doc gave me some antibiotics & I'm back in bed. They tried draw blood but of course I refused. I'm a punk when it comes to that"

How I See It: Yeah, you're a sissy.

Renee Montgomery
"Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the stars can't always shine"

How I See It: ... but, Kobe won.

Donte Whitner
"Trevor Ariza wouldn't have done what RoN Artest did last nite!"

How I See It: True. That post-game press conference was epic.

Athlete Tweets Review 06/14/10

  • Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:18 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Stylez G. White
"@stylezwhite here's a hint.. It's not a strip club and it plays hip hop!:)"

How I See It: Does this have anything to do with Vince Young?

Renee Montgomery
"Today the lady at the store laughed at me for havin a "fake id" I laughed at her for not knowin West Virginia is a state and the id is real"

How I See It: Sounds like a lot of laughs going around at the store.

Michael Huff
"RT @woodson24r @Huffy247 weren't you on the team that beat usc?>>>you know it"

How I See It: Maybe he’ll have another chance to beat USC. I hear the Raiders are looking to join the Pac-10.

Aaron Rodgers
"Topic of the night from gb, what are the best and worst professional athlete tattoos?"

How I See It: Worst: Delonte West. He pretty much is one big tattoo.

Scott Drew
"In helping to keep the Big 12 together!!! Congrats again to everyone in Big 12 country!"

How I See It: And especially congratulations to Texas, which will take the revenue of all the other Big 12 schools! Thanks, Texas for saving the Big 12! Well, Big 10 now!

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/18/10

  • Wednesday, May 19, 2010 10:01 AM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Renee Montgomery
"Paul Pierce's interview.... No comment"

How I See It: Then don’t tweet about it.

Jonny Flynn
"Keanu Reeves & JJ Reddick #sameperson"

How I See It: We probably can’t trust J.J. to make a three-pointer in the clutch. Can we trust him to save humanity from the Matrix?

Shaun Phillips
"Superstars don't let their team lose. We have a good game here. I hate JJ Reddick being in the game now."

How I See It: When J.J. saves humanity from the Matrix, he’ll “forget” to save Shaun Phillips.

Adam Jones
"That damn Markakis. Let's take that energy on the road"

How I See It: Was that the first tweet in history about the Baltimore Orioles?

Warren Sapp

How I See It: Bored without football, Warren Sapp has enrolled at Hogwarts.

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/17/10

  • Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:39 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Bill Stewart
"Attended a roast of Heinz Ward last night in Pittsburgh ... It was an honor to be in a room with the greatest football players ever."

How I See It: Breaking news: Heinz Ketchup now sponsors not only the Steelers’ stadium, but also its wide receiver. From this point, he will be known as “Heinz,” not “Hines.”

Renee Montgomery
"I'm about to eat BBQd eel. Pray for me"

How I See It: I refuse to do that. If you eat BBQ eel, you deserve to face the consequences.

Kevin Weekes
"Raptos flamed out-JEEZ !! Is it Le Bron's time ? Will Cavs come out of the east ?"

How I See It: “Le Bron”—Looks like the Montreal Canadiens will also be pursuing King James in the summer of 2010.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Had mexican for dinner again. Heading back to the track!!!"

How I See It: Somewhere, Bob Griese just nodded.

Trevor Immelman
"Watching the NBA Playoffs, great to see these guys go 100%. #fb"

How I See It: Yeah maybe now I’ll be able to actually watch basketball, since the league’s preseason is finally over.

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Athlete Tweets Review 03/11/10

  • Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:04 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Renee Montgomery
"Cincy is getting mollywhopped by WVU while Bill Clinton and Denzel Washington are sitting in the stands."

How I See It: Mollywhopped? I can only imagine Bill Clinton saying that word: “I did not mollywhop that woman!”

Eric Fehr
"The Incredibles is one of the most entertaining cartoon movies ever!"

How I See It: Yeah, it’s simply incredible!!! Ok, terrible joke ... weak crop of tweets tonight. I'm in desperation mode.

Kassim Osgood
"and right now i have Garlic Breath! Good thing my girlfriend is not close by...i mean, if there WAS one. lol!!! looking...takers?? lol jk"

How I See It: Except you totally aren’t kidding.

Ozzie Guillen
"The wings vegasa yesssasa"

How I See It: Is this English? Spanish? Some other language only Ozzie Guillen understands?

Adam Jones

How I See It: Hope spring's eternal ... except when you play for the Orioles.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/22/10

  • Friday, January 22, 2010 4:52 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Shaun Phillips
"Charging people to bring bags on an airplane is #somebullshit."

How I See It: Don't you make millions of dollars?

Renee Montgomery
"Mann I forgot my chapstick and was stuck lickin my lips for an hour bc I ain't wanna look like gucci man."

How I See It: Shots fired!

Vernon Davis
"Just got done working out y'all and now I'm hungry!"

How I See It: Shocker.

Connor Barwin
"Back Houston for the weekend...what should I do for dinner tonight??"

How I See It: Call Vernon. You all can work through this together.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Eating in basil thai in downtown charlotte. Looks pretty good will see....eating by myself...."

How I See It: If you'd direct messaged Vernon and Connor, you wouldn't be alone.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/16/10

  • Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:24 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Natalie Coughlin
"Dear Shannon Sharpe, what the heck are you wearing?"

How I See It: I’ve asked that same question countless times. If he wears a toga next time, it will probably be an upgrade.

Renee Montgomery
"Finished shopping for now. Time for the game. #Ravens"

How I See It: Shield your eyes, Renee. You shouldn’t have watched. Only adds salt in the wound for Baltimore fans still bitter about the Colts leaving town.

Chansi Stuckey
"All this smoke has given me a terrible headache"

How I See It: Looks like Chansi might already be getting into trouble in the offseason ... that’s what happens when you play for the Browns.

DeSean Jackson
"This guy reggie bush jus did sommmmmme sicccccc ass shit on dat TD............. I see u boi u got that wiggle out there swerv'n sheeeeesh"

How I See It: Translation: it was a very nice play by Reggie Bush.

Shaun Phillips
"The new phelps subway commercial should have him swimming to amsterdam lol."

How I See It: Now that is a funny tweet.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/13/10

  • Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:09 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Drew Brees
"Remember, Blackout the Dome with your Finish Strong shirt. The official players shirt says, "Our City, Our Home" then "Finish Strong""

How I See It: “Finish strong”…..yeah, the Saints definitely finished strong this year with those home losses to the Cowboys and Bucs. Definitely.

Al Horford
"Play the Wizards tonite at 7. Let's get it"

How I See It:(insert Arenas/Crittenton gun joke here)

Trent Shelton
"If your tweet isnt "Retweeted" by at least one person probably shouldnt say it cuz NOBODY cares!"

How I See It:This might be the best way to alienate your entire base of followers.

Renee Montgomery
"#randomfact Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade"

How I See It: Telling kids that Brad Pitt has been smoking since sixth grade is probably not the best way to prevent them from smoking.

Kevin Weekes
"Tweeters, I'll take the first 10 questions from minor hockey goalies and or parents,and adult rec goalies for tips,insights on the posistion"

How I See It: I’m sure the amount of tweets by minor league hockey goalies and their parents completely overwhelmed Kevin as soon as his tweet was sent out.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/26/09

  • Saturday, December 26, 2009 5:26 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Russell Westbrook
"GEtting Dressed.... then headed too the Ford Center to play the Bobcats... LEts Get it!!!!"

How I See It: The Bobcats and Thunder! The NBA: where meaningless December games happen.

Renee Montgomery
"If ur rating a relationship and give it a 7.5, would that be considered high?"

How I See It: Should I start worrying that women rate their relationships?

Cliff Avril
"Just touchdown in San Fran.... Extremely too long of a flight..."

How I See It: Cliff sounds extremely too excited to be in San Francisco for this game.

June Jones
"ESPN SportsCenter Highlight Of The Night - SMU Blasts Nevada -"

How I See It: There must have really been a lot of great sporting events that night!

Tony Hawk
"Just went to the grocery store and saw two separate incidents of bloody noses. One by Starbucks and one by the checkout line. The Happening?"

How I See It:Maybe The Happening. Maybe 24 Season 3. Or maybe just crazy shoppers throwing fists like Floyd Mayweather Jr. to get post-Christmas sales.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/15/09

  • Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:18 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Steven Jackson
"One of my presents to myself."

How I See It: Is it a win?

Bryan Clay
"s there anything better than a scalding 30 min shower after a long day at the track??? I don't think so! #fb"

How I See It: I mean, I'm not really a fan of third degree burns. But do you, Bryan.

Andrew Bogut
"ESPN Australia following me around for the day today, and tomo. Should be great for the aussie fans to see whats the daily hapnings in MIL!"

How I See It: Man, ESPN is not playin.

Taylor Phinney
"If someone made a cycling video game what would you like to see?? (I know PCM is out there)"

How I See It: Flamethrowers. Yeah, flamethrowers. And those digital girls in bikinis waving the checkered flag at the finish line too.

Renee Montgomery
"I'm really trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. #changeofheart?"

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

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Athlete Tweets Review 12/07/09

  • Monday, December 7, 2009 9:15 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Jason Grilli
"More #badcasemondays. Power just went out in neighborhood. Funny thing is now garage door is stuck open. At least I got my car out! Haha"

How I See It: Because getting your car out of a permanently open garage is a challenge.

Keith Bulluck
"Margahrita Monday may not happen for the kid 2day...the recovery part is what's holding me bac right now,but it's only 1 o'clock so we'll c"

How I See It: *Sigh*, life's decisions. I don't know how we have the strength to endure.

Renee Montgomery
"If a real fat man snatches u up & throws u in a bag don't b afraid. Its just Santa collecting his Ho's for Christmas... 18 days left : )"

How I See It: And if that bag is a golf bag, tell Tiger to cut it out.

Freddy Adu
"def Have some decisions to make within the next couple of weeks"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Shawne Merriman
"All you fantasy lovers dont pick @OGOchoCinco dec. 20th because he's not going to play he has already decided to stay on the team bus"

How I See It: Merriman: Pro Bowl trash talker.

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