MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bill Stewart
"Attended a roast of Heinz Ward last night in Pittsburgh ... It was an honor to be in a room with the greatest football players ever."

How I See It: Breaking news: Heinz Ketchup now sponsors not only the Steelers’ stadium, but also its wide receiver. From this point, he will be known as “Heinz,” not “Hines.”

Renee Montgomery
"I'm about to eat BBQd eel. Pray for me"

How I See It: I refuse to do that. If you eat BBQ eel, you deserve to face the consequences.

Kevin Weekes
"Raptos flamed out-JEEZ !! Is it Le Bron's time ? Will Cavs come out of the east ?"

How I See It: “Le Bron”—Looks like the Montreal Canadiens will also be pursuing King James in the summer of 2010.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Had mexican for dinner again. Heading back to the track!!!"

How I See It: Somewhere, Bob Griese just nodded.

Trevor Immelman
"Watching the NBA Playoffs, great to see these guys go 100%. #fb"

How I See It: Yeah maybe now I’ll be able to actually watch basketball, since the league’s preseason is finally over.

Shaun Phillips
"Charging people to bring bags on an airplane is #somebullshit."

How I See It: Don't you make millions of dollars?

Renee Montgomery
"Mann I forgot my chapstick and was stuck lickin my lips for an hour bc I ain't wanna look like gucci man."

How I See It: Shots fired!

Vernon Davis
"Just got done working out y'all and now I'm hungry!"

How I See It: Shocker.

Connor Barwin
"Back Houston for the weekend...what should I do for dinner tonight??"

How I See It: Call Vernon. You all can work through this together.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Eating in basil thai in downtown charlotte. Looks pretty good will see....eating by myself...."

How I See It: If you'd direct messaged Vernon and Connor, you wouldn't be alone.

Connor Barwin
"Mashed potatoes, country ribs, corn, baked beans, and cucumbers and creme....smack you in the mouth! On my"

How I See It: Big man gotta eat. I wish I could down that much food.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"watching ice age 3 with the kids cool movie so far!!!"

How I See It: Dude, I've lost respect for your taste in movies. 45 percent on Rotten Tomato. Ray Ramano was clutch in that movie though.

Troy Aikman
"just began hot yoga...98 degrees! Back 2 back days and I'm sore but not sure why. Trying 2 decide whether to keep up with it. Whatcha think?"

How I See It: Worst. Mental. Images. Ever.

Frank Trigg
"RT @Jay_Glazer: will be on fox sports radio @ 5:30 est to talk more about our trip. then tony bruno tonight. plz tune in"

How I See It: This has been bugging me. If Fox News is not news, is Fox Sports, sports?

Martellus Bennett
"I got ninja turtle abs thanks to the abelator 4 xs a week 12 mins a day and u too can have ninja turtle abs. Leonardo, donetello, raphael"

How I See It: Are they green? Just curious ... That'd be weird.