Athlete Tweets Review 09/07/10

  • Tuesday, September 7, 2010 2:35 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon

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Willie Anderson
"Just realized since I broke my phone and got a new 1 I haven't tweeted in 4 days. Learning this new blackberry."

How I See It: OMG! Are you okay! How were you able to survive without Twitter?!

Chad OchoCinco
"Does anyone know if i need gun powder to shoot the musket when i score this sunday? #justaskin"

How I See It: Sounds like another fine to me. Be careful, Chad.

Lance Moore
"Good morning everyone. The goal today, as it is everyday, is to do whatever it takes to get a little bit better. #improvement "

How I See It: You sound like my dad.

Jeremy Shockey
"Hope to see everyone at METROPOLITAN The Official Post Game Party. Thursday sep 9th"

How I See It: You and the Saints are trying to win back-to-back championships and all you can think about is the PARTY after your first GAME. Wow.

Justin Forsett
"Up early this morning got a photo shoot with ESPN but I'm kinda sleepy got to wake up fast "

How I See It: You would think he would be a little bit more excited to be on ESPN.com or in the Mag. I wonder his reaction was when he found out he is the starter for week one.

Darrelle Revis
"just landed back in jersey, the flight was a lil rough tho but im just happy to be home. "

How I See It: Well good, because you had every Jet fan eating their feelings because they thought Revis Island had turned into a your new favorite vacation spot.

LeBron James
"Good morning world! Time to get that work in! Have a productive day and don't waste a min or let a opportunity pass u bye. "

How I See It: Well obviously you say that now. You let so many opportunities pass you by in July: The opportunity of saving the Knicks from years of underachievement and to be Cleveland's favorite athlete from now through eternity ... just to name two.

Athlete Tweets Review 07/27/10

  • Tuesday, July 27, 2010 2:18 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan

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Natalie Coughlin
"Poor Dozer just learned (the hard way) that bees sting when you try to bite them. He's okay, just swollen. http://tweetphoto.com/35265596"

How I See It: Phew ... it's okay, Barack, you can go back to doing things that presidents do. Natalie's dog is going to be okay. That's for letting us know, Natalie.

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens we like batman n robin, siskel n ebert, ying n yang, bonnie n clyde but you're bonnie though"

How I See It: It's not clear who's Robin.

Dwyane Wade
"4 everyone who wants 2 know. I luv marquette & alwayz will. I also luv coach crean whr he goes ill always support him. I'm not in the nba...(2nd Tweet)...Witout tht guy. So IU shorts I will b wearing as well..thanks for the concern."

How I See It: This is a daily double bonus tweet. Does this mean D-Wade will start wearing Lakers gear because he couldn't have won a championship without Shaq?

Kenny Moore
"89 freakn cheats in NASCAR racing video games! Bout to get this victory!!!"

How I See It: So that's how Jimmie Johnson keeps winning ...

John Daly
"On Air right now with ESPN New York Bill Daughtry & Don LaGreca promoting my album"

How I See It: Two Things: 1) Could we actually turn on the show and see John Daly tweet this live? and 2) There's no way John Daly is coming out with a MUSICAL album. It has to be some photo album of all the crazy pants he's worn. If it is music, this could be a bigger disaster than ... John Daly.

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Athlete Tweets Review 07/22/10

  • Thursday, July 22, 2010 11:17 AM
  • Written By: Katie Tang

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Trent Shelton
"You get alot of friends when you say, you got some GaGa tickets lol...Then they want them for Free! #childplease! lol"

How I See It: Easiest way to tell the real friends versus the fakers: Invite them to a Washington Redskins game in addition to the concert. All you'll hear are crickets.

Kenny Moore
"Will somebody please turn the heat off outside! Goodness"

How I See It: According to Inception, Leo DiCaprio controls everything. I'll pass along the message.

Kris Humphries
"Got my new golf clubs, gonna get my game right."

How I See It: You're going to need it. After going 12-70 this year, I'm predicting several lengthy upcoming off-seasons.

Joe Lauzon
"#Gmail is amazing. Sent an email and said "I have attached" but forgot to attach the image. So it asked me if I forgot."

How I See It: In addition to taking over the world, Google can now take over your mind.

Michael Waltrip
"im thinking Hooters for lunch. they have great food."

How I See It: And you probably read Playboy for the articles too, huh?

Alana Beard
"Just saw a guy walkin down the street in DC with 2 NY size rats on his shoulders! Can we say insane? I literally closed my eyes and drove by"

How I See It: Who needs shoulder pads when you can wear fall's hottest new accessory, shoulder rats?

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/04/10

  • Tuesday, May 4, 2010 4:01 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Ryan Grant
"Are there tornado warnings going on right now in Green bay? Lol"

How I See It: The forecast: Tornados with a 50 percent chance of Favre.

Donte Whitner
"I wear I wear I weaaar no pants"

How I See It: It gets boring in Buffalo ... sometimes you just have to try something new.

Kenny Moore
"Had so much fun at Panthers in the park!!!!"

How I See It: That sounds extremely dangerous, and not fun at all.

Jose Canseco
"Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com for info and pricing Only a few spots left!"

How I See It: Wait, about pricing -- do I get paid or do I have to pay to spend a day with Jose?

Jeff Green
"Man, i can already tell this is gonna be a HOT summer..."

How I See It: The forecast: Hot with a very good chance of Al Gore discussing global warming.

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Athlete Tweets Review 2/24/10

  • Wednesday, February 24, 2010 9:23 AM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

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Athlete Tweets Review 2/10/09

  • Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:52 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Kassim Osgood
"If I said I love you all, does that make me weird? Cuz I love all of y'all, all of y'all are beautiful!"

How I See It: It is a little weird, Kassim. I mean, I barely know you.

Lance Moore
"It feels great to be a champion!"

How I See It: Thanks for rubbing it in.

Jose Canseco
"Don't do business with a memorabilia dealer named Dough Aimes from North Carolina most of his stuff is fake or stolen. Especially my stuff."

How I See It: Never trust a man named Dough.

Michelle Wie
"I am so excited and honored to partner with Kia Motors! http://bit.ly/c9Rc5t"

How I See It: Are you even old enough to drive?

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/19/10

  • Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:35 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay

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Michael Waltrip
"I pitched a new show to the Speed executives. Its called Speedo. Me Spencer and Larry Mac interviewing fans in the infields in our bikinis."

How I See It: Can Danica Patrick be a host too?

Kenny Moore
"Haha I hate u"

How I See It: Kenny just tweeted this to his entire following base. Boom goes the dynamite.

Chevis Jackson
"chillin on the sofa... gettin ready for american idol!!!"

How I See It:Hopefully your pants aren’t on the ground.

Josh Cox
"NYTimes: Behavior: Too Much Sitting Shortens Lives, Study Suggests http://s.nyt.com/u/rTO"

How I See It: Can I start writing my will tomorrow, or will that be too late?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser time!s"

How I See It: Somebody sign up Rex Ryan.

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