MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Paul Bissonette
"Now let's talk about Johnsons left hook? Wow. Did Chuck Norris teach him that?"

How I See It: Chuck Norris actually learned it from Brent Johnson.

Yao Ming
"Happy Chinese New Year ????! http://on.fb.me/hQwjr8"

How I See It: Yao Ming's only tweeted three time since joining Twitterverse, so it's nice to see him tweeting about the new year. Bring on the rabbits!

Terrell Thomas
"I go to home depot to stay busy, imma do construction if we have a lockout"

How I See It: Let's hope it doesn't come to a lockout, but if it does, I do like a man with a backup plan.

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Louie Vito
"Bout to set a new personal record of 6 sushi rolls. I know no one cares but I'm stoked ha"

How I See It: I guess all the dead fish in the Arkansas River have to go somewhere.

Martellus Bennett
"Working on that stewie painting I was talking about should be dope"

How I See It: Introducing the future Vincent Van Gogh. Let's hope Bennett keeps both his ears.

Christina Kim
"@jeehaeda hahaha, you're so silly. And pretty. And smart. And you smell nice. Can I touch your hair?"

How I See It: Christina Kim schools us on how to flirt, Twitter-style.

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Adam Jones
"Imma ask buck if he enjoyed me smacking his azz last night. Hope someone took a pic"

How I See It: So that’s how Buck Showalter’s getting the job done! Classic team bonding!

Kyle Busch
"Wow that was crazy! Looks like the 38 just did a rail slide along the wall in turn 1 and 2. He's OK. Caution is Out. - Ryan"

How I See It: I hate when NASCAR does this. They add in right turns and don’t tell anybody.

Joe Namath
"really excited to partner with Espn 1050AM on the Michael Kay show. Check here for details http://tinyurl.com/ListenEspn ...Thursdays 4:45pm"

How I See It: Don’t worry, everybody. Suzy Kolber has already prepped Michael Kay for what may occur.

Kirk Morrison
"Rickey Henderson was my favorite athlete growing up. Holds MLB record for stolen bases at 1,406. Next is Lou Brock 939 #willneverbebroken"

How I See It: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Get a load of this: Barry Bonds holds the MLB record for most home runs with 762 and Hank Aaron is second with 755!

Pierre Garcon
"Video Coming Soon From The 1st Indianapolis Colts Bowling Tournament...You Know Who Won :-)"

How I See It: Gosh darn it. Is that five championships now for Adam Vinatieri?

Bernard Berrian
"Yeeeeeeeep!!"

How I See It: Took you this long to find out about Brett Favre? Happens to the best of us.

Reggie Bush
"For the record I'm not hosting a party next week in New Orleans. I am focused on football and helping the Saints defend our title! Who Dat!"

How I See It: What about if USC pays for it?

Terrence Williams
"MOMS ON HER WAY TO MY HOUSE GOT SOME THANGS TO SHOW HER"

How I See It: Other than your 70 losses from last season and your blown run at an NCAA title, what do you have to show Momma?

Jonathan Vilma
"preseason or not, i know only 1 way to play football...100 mph and give it everything i got"

How I See It: But that’s two ways -- and one of them isn’t even possible.

Greg Oden
"I hate when people feel the need to slow done on the highway when there is someone on the side of the road (I-5) #traffic"

How I See It: Right, 'cause you can drive so quickly.

Brian Cushing
"Had to do it! http://fb.me/u6ASiMSl"

How I See It: Take steroids, kids, and you can buy yourself a brand new Bentley!

Tyreke Evans
"Flyin out to LA tomorrow ... Workout with BJ Armstrong"

How I See It: I don't know about you, but if I was the rookie of the year, I think I would be able to find someone better to workout with, especially in LA, than B.J. Armstrong.

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or are California drivers more aggressive than Florida drivers? #randomthought *as lady takes forever to make a yeilding right turn"

How I See It: Average age of California ... 27. Average age of Florida ... 95. You do the math. Oh, wait, I forgot you're a pro athlete. Have your agent do it.

J.R. Smith
"What is there todo in LA during the day?"

How I See It: Sit in traffic.

Ricky Williams
"The key to prosperity and financial security is...GENEROSITY"

How I See It: Think about it.

Kirk Morrison
"Just ran through the Jacksonville Airport like I was OJ Simpson in that car commercial back in the day. Barely made my flight. #sweating"

How I See It: If you ran as fast as O.J. drove white Broncos, you probably would've made your flight with time to spare.

Nick Collison
"U can imagine the horror of realizing you have "my humps" by black eyed peas on your ipod as shuffle plays the song #mustbeavirus"

How I See It: Probably the same horror one experiences when checking out your Twitter picture, Collison.

Meryl Davis
"The snooze button is the meanest invention ever~who gives sleeping people the option to continue doing so in 5 min increments? Stop teasing!"

How I See It: That's why you get an alarm clock with a nine-minute snooze. It makes waking up a little sweeter.

Bryant McKinnie
"I'm down here on the beach 4 a meeting! Its very hot out here 2day. I'm early 4 a change, the ppl r 15min away."

How I See It: Meeting on the beach? Yes, please. How they expect you guys to be productive, though, I don't know.

Ottis Anderson
"is it me or does it seem the NBA Finals have been going on for a LONG time"

How I See It: I'm right there with you, Ottis. At least it ends tonight. Good luck Lakers/Celtics!

Reggie Bush
"I love how people actually take me serious on Twitter! Lol! Half the stuff I say on here I'm just talkin trash or joking "

How I See It: There needs to be a sarcasm button online. What do you think, Reggie?

Brittany Lincicome
"On my flight to tampa. Can someone tell me the reasoning behind first class rows 1-6 then coach seats start at row 19. What happen to 7-18?? "

How I See It: Those rows are on the LOST island.

Kirk Morrison
"Where did this rain come from in Jacksonville? Just all of a sudden it starts raining."

How I See It: I'm guessing the sky.

DaMarcus Beasley
"Respect for all the messages my friends!! On our way to DC.. Speak to u guys soon.. "

How I See It: Good luck in South Africa.

Zac Diles
"A mosquito bit me under my left eye...the question I'm askin myself is how the hell I didn't see that comin lol...I got snuck by an insect "

How I See It: Houston mosquitoes are quick.

Brandon Jennings
"Hey Ladies...... "

How I See It: Do you really need to use Twitter to talk to women? Come on, Brandon.

Tony Gonzalez
"The #Falcons won again 50-6. Let keep it rolling. Time to celebrate!! Its my little boys flag football team for those that don't know haha."

How I See It: Yeah I was going to say, there’s no way the real Falcons’ secondary can hold any offense to 6 points.

Kirk Morrison
"Man I've been down at the beach all day and I can say that I'm excited to be a Jaguar. These Jag fans have shown me so much love its crazy."

How I See It: All four of them.

Jay Feely
"This evening defines what it means to be a Michigan Man! True wealth is not defined by what you have but rather what you can give."

How I See It: Or for Rich Rodriguez, it’s what you can take away from the program, like tradition and records.

Eric Wright
"The Jonas Brothers got these lil girls passin out and losing shoes n cameras n shhh.. Its crazy round here. I jus wanted to eat n c a movie"

How I See It: The proper plural form for the Jonas Brothers: the “Joni.”

Kurt Warner
"@BeanieWells26 Hey kid... you been working on those pass routes? I remember you telling me you were pretty good at them? We'll see!"

How I See It: Kurt’s gone….Boldin’s traded…..it’s the Leinart to Beanie hookup in 2010 for the Cards’ aerial attack!

Kirk Morrison
"To all my Raider fans out there please welcome my fellow linebacker Isaiah Ekejiuba to twitter. Took him long enough. @Ekejiuba50"

How I See It: Can Al Davis somehow get an account? I would pay to see that Twitter feed.

Warren Sapp
"98-98 2:39 left in 4th!!!!! WE ARE ALL WITNESSES!!!"

How I See It: Witnesses to another great regular season for the Cavs, followed up by the inevitable playoff heartbreak? Yep, we’re all witnesses.

Chris Needham
"Shaun White rocking the Gold http://yfrog.com/3g6zsdj"

How I See It: Once every four years, and a few times in between, Shaun White redefines “awesome.”

Bret Hedican
"Dancing in the streets on Robson Street downtown Vancouver! Sid the Kid has got massive _alls! & Canada on his back! Wow,Great game!"

How I See It: I don’t want to start talking smack yet, but Patrick Kane once assaulted a cab driver ... so he’ll have no problem getting a little physical with Sid the Kid come Sunday night.

Julia Mancuso
"Torah!!! i think u got it girl:) always look on the Bright side!!!"

How I See It: Wow, I didn’t know that they held Bar Mitzvahs at the Olympics. Really taking these Olympics to the next level! (Or maybe “Torah” is just the name of an athlete ... nah, I’m going with Option A).

Fabian Washington
"Laugh have fun life is to short to be bitter and sour"

How I See It: Apparently life is also too short for Fabian to include the second “o” in “too.”

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or do the Cleveland Cavaliers do at least 5 minutes worth of handshakes before the game. That's too much to remember."

How I See It: Good thing you don’t play for the Browns. You’d be out of there within ten minutes for insulting LeBron and the Cavs. Just like Braylon Edwards, except without a police investigation.

Shawn Johnson
"Thank you all SO SO much for joining me on the live chat!!! You ha some amazing questions... Love you guys!!"

How I See It: I love you too!

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens - the cat is out the bag son, 85 and 81 = WTF"

How I See It: 85 + 81 = Lots of $$$ in fines for the NFL.

Shaun Phillips
"? ?????? ??????? ???????, ? ?????"

How I See It: How insightful.

Kirk Morrison
"Congrats now to Utah for there win over Cal. @theMWC is now 3-0 in bowls so far. 2-0 vs Pac 10 in bowls this year. Mtn. West Above the Rest."

How I See It: Five bucks says any team in the Mountain West could run your team off the field.

Quentin Richardson
"Gr8 win for the home team tonite. Def needed that one. Good team effort!!!"

How I See It: Your team made a collective effort to miss the rim shooting 36 percent... Not exactly a great win in my opinion.

Natasha Hastings
"24 got me glued right now! Jack Bauer is too krunk. Lmbo"

How I See It: Word. That guy is so off the hook; he can even not pee for an entire day. That's damn impressive.

Andre Berto
"If I knew I was getin 40mil for a fight u can random drug test me night and day. While iam having sex, even naked in the rain if they want"

How I See It: What about in a box, or with a fox? In a house, with a mouse? Would you do it here or there? Would you do it anywhere?

Rey Maualuga
"I'm in love with Natalie Portman!"

How I See It: QFT.

Kirk Morrison
"Sitting on the plane. Words can't describe how I feel right now. 6 hour plane ride to think about what happened today. Sorry Raider Nation."

How I See It: You know another thing words can't describe? How bad the Raiders are.

Roy Williams
"WHO DEY!!!!"

How I See It: Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengals? Not the Ravens today. The refs made sure of that.

Kenny Florian
"Let’s go Sox!!! Here we go Pats!!!"

How I See It: For your own personal safety, please stay away from UFC fighter Kenny Florian for at least 24 hours.

Troy Aikman
"Cold morning in Kansas City. Shouldn't deter the tailgaters...Arrowhead is one of the all-time great tailgating stadiums. Enjoy the games!"

How I See It: Troy forgot to wish the Cowboys luck!

Rocky McIntosh
"Thanks for all the support skin fans great showing in Carolina and without the boo's ;) sorry we lost it at the end."

How I See It: I was booing from my couch. Apology not accepted.