MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Laila Tov! Goodnight fam. It was a "good" day with my @sesamestreet friends http://t.co/OqKqpMhn"
How I See It: Hey, Chris Paul. Look at some of the opportunities you get as a member of the New York Knicks!

Hope Solo
"Holiday vacation is officially over! Back to work baby! My man Ivan working his magic! #fb http://t.co/CXELof7W"
How I See It: It's nice to see Hope Solo realizes she's a sex symbol.

Tiger Woods
"After getting about 5,000 questions I posted my answers video to Facebook. Check it out: http://t.co/mwpsDMD3"
How I See It: Remember when you treated your fans like dirt? Life would so different if you didn't crash that car, wouldn't it?

Alexander Ovechkin
"Me and my girlfriend Maria....she is my queen!!!! http://t.co/B7rUsStB"
How I See It: But isn't Sidney Crosby King of the NHL right now?

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Alexander Ovechkin
"My boy Gus shaved his head for Playoffs!!! Best! http://yfrog.com/gyd8zcoj"
How I See It: Did he knock that tooth out for the playoffs too?

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Up early. I couldn't sleep. Drinking a hot green tea. Thanks to all the Fans, Reporters an Teammates for the support this year. Cheers"
How I See It: Notice how Amar'e doesn't thank the team chiropractor. Dang back spasms.

Apolo Ohno
"Enough wasting time. I'm back on the grind!"
How I See It: Only three more years before we see you again for two weeks!

Tim Tebow
"It's time to celebrate the greatest victory of all... He is risen! Have a wonderful Easter everyone! 1 Peter 1:3"
How I See It: At first I thought you were supporting your favorite NBA or NHL team. I was wrong.

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Chad OchoCinco
"With me being fined ridiculous amounts of money 4 (celebrations) (uniform violations) if I were2 fight they'd kick me out da NFL #seriously"

How I See It: They wouldn’t kick you out of the NFL without fining you first.

Stuart Holden
"Pfft.. who cares about Pacquiao-Mayweather.. I want 2 see #beast Andre Johnson in the ring!!! boooom!!"

How I See It: If I am ever in a dark alley alone at night and have the ability to have one NFL player protect me, I’m calling Andre Johnson to come to my rescue.

Thurman Thomas
"Put Jason Campbell in.…"

How I See It: Okay, you can’t be THAT desperate for a win.

Adrian Peterson
"My ankle is doing ok! I'll know more tomorrow! After I get a full evaluation!"

How I See It: Absolutely no need for three exclamation points in that Tweet! Zero reason for it!

Jermaine O'Neal
"Football isn't the same without my cowboys playing on sundays!"

How I See It: Yeah, you’re right -- it’s better.

Antonio Pierce
"Say what you want to say about TC .. But the GMEN CAME OUT WITH a light under their ass in the Second half"

How I See It: Does ESPN really just pay you to Tweet the obvious?

Allison Baver
"Why can't chocolate chip cookies taste bad like Brussels Sprouts?"

How I See It: Because Brussels sprouts don’t contain chocolate.

John Wall
"Miami is always a nice play to come...Beautiful weather!!!"

How I See It: Maybe we all have been too hard on LeBron. He probably just went to the Heat because of the weather. Good call Mr. Wall.

Barry Enright
"#EdgarRenteria!!!!"

How I See It: Short, sweet, and to the point. Congrats, Giants!

Shaquille O'Neal
"Shaq-A-Claus is back! reporting for Toys for Tots duty! Dats right I’m teaming with Toys“R”Us again to give back!! Toysrus.com/ToysForTots"

How I See It: Just another reason why Shaq is the best person in the world. This and his Shaqeeta costume.

Chris Kluwe
"To all asking, there is no truth to the rumor that Randy Moss was waived because I smashed him in Warmachine. It was in Halo. #mightbealie"

How I See It: The mystery is solved. I bet Moss isn't much of a team player in Halo either.

Oscar De La Hoya
"I had a dream that I came back at 154 and was fighting George Forman then he pulled out a grill and we started to play marbles."

How I See It: I don't want to speculate, but I think the boxing is affecting his mental makeup.

Oscar De La Hoya
"I like fineas and ferb"

How I See It: Ok, now I'm sure the boxing is affecting his mental makeup.

Jimmy Clausen
"@ShowtimeTate my man GTate!!! How we doin in rainy Seattle?!"

How I See It: He's definitely doing better than you are Jimmy, who is on the bench for the worst team in the NFL. At least the weather's nicer in Carolina ...

Wes Johnson
"Just leaving Roosevelt Elementary School w/ @J_Flynn . Had a great time reading the Three Little Pigs. Our Mascot Crunch did his thing lol"

How I See It: So the NBA Read to Achieve campaign really does exist. It’s not just some advertising scam.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Honored to be considered one of the best football programs with on the field success AND academics!! GO CATS! http://tinyurl.com/2udwdqd"

How I See It: Way to stick it to Vandy, Pat! Totally outsmarted them in Week 1.

Allen Iverson
"My wife and I lost 8 pounds each in a week off this diet -> http://tinyurl.com/28dzafv really amazing"

How I See It: The Acai Berry diet is definitely not THE ANSWER to reviving your basketball career.

Marcellus Wiley
"Runnin on the beach, saw 3 kids playing football, I wanted to play catch w/them & they said NO! Dad tells them who "I am" kids still said No"

How I See It: Marcellus, I hate to break it to you man, but this means you got old really darn fast.

Michael Oher
"My former teammate and close friend Mike Wallace for the Steelers just told me it will be an honor to play against me this Sunday"

How I See It: Please tell me I wasn’t the only person who expected you to say Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw or Kathy Bates as your former teammate.

Sinorice Moss
"Thank you @SorayaLewis & @Revis24 I got you. Get healthy bruh."

How I See It: And Darrelle Revis becomes the 5,000th person to send Sinorice Moss a “get well” message over the past five years!

Eric Barton
"Wanna go see wallstreet at 4:20"

How I See It: You know what, that could be exactly what the Browns need! Screw practice. Maybe the front office will learn how to actually use their money wisely.

Daequan Cook
"Just finished my first practice of training camp slow start but finished strong gotta change some habits frm my old team but a Good start"

How I See It: Yeah, I was just as surprised when I found out Miami was even looking for someone else to play small forward. Who’d they sign over you again?

Shaquille O'Neal
"See what happens when u laff at people da same person dat got rondo got me http://m.plixi.com/p/47526042"

How I See It: If Shaq’s the Diesel engine, what does that make Rajon Rondo? Windshield wiper fluid?

LeBron James
"Always good to be back on the field. Call me LeBron Randy Moss James. Yes Sir!! http://twitvid.com/9M3IS"

How I See It: Makes sense. You would go play with Tom Brady if you were in the NFL. Not that you’re arrogant or anything.

Shaquille O'Neal
"an i beat @justinbieber at a danceoff? i got shaqgrooves http://bit.ly/ShaqVsJustinBieber #shaqvs tonite abc 9/8 c"

How I See It: Not if Bieber’s been taking lessons from Aaron Carter. How about a 10-year anniversary one-on-one rematch with Aaron soon for your show?

Ian Poulter
"Do I have the Ryder cup etched into the side of my head."

How I See It: This is what makes European golfers so much more exciting. Do you think Jim Furyk and Steve Stricker are sitting around thinking about doing the same thing as Poulter? I think not.

Brad Gilbert
"shazza and groth best womens match today should be some major hitting in this match"

How I See It: When is Brad Gilbert going to stop hitting on young women’s tennis players?

Mo Williams
"What Michelle Wie doing in Cleveland?"

How I See It: Relax, Mo, she’s just visiting. She’ll let you be the new king of Cleveland if you really want to that badly.

Paula Creamer
"Getting nails done and hair cut. Today is what you would call paula day"

How I See It: So that pink golf ball does indeed reflect your personality.

Antonio Pierce
"RT @wingoz: perhaps this is why Peyton never missed a game: Giants put Jim Sorgi on injured reserve, ending his season"

How I See It: Of all people to comment about injuries hurting the Giants. Thank you so much for taking care of Plaxico’s leg! You’re a life saver.

Venus Williams
"So happy to get the win last night! Don't forget to check out my eleven dresses on giltgroupeom/eleven they're going fast!"

How I See It: Advertising your personal company after a win? Must have gone to the Ron Artest School of Advertising.

Glen Davis
"Man chilling at the doctors office!! I hate chilling in the doctors office!! They take to long!! I think I might punch the doctor!! Lol"

How I See It: Good thing the Celtics just signed Jermaine O’Neal. He might have some tips for Davis on who not to punch.

Hakim Warrick
"Rise and Grind ppl...."

How I See It: Jesse Heussner was kind enough to point this out yesterday with Jameer Nelson’s tweet. Is the entire NBA mocking Gus Johnson’s signature rise and fire line?

LeBron James
"Good morning y'all. Just wanna thank all my fans cause without u guys there's no me! #amazinguare"

How I See It: Dude, you still just don’t get it.

Ndamukong Suh
"Just got done shooing at that o so lovely Nike employee store and now getting some five guys burgers and fries, love bein hm"

How I See It: Five Guys? You kidding me? Ndamukong’s draft stock just went down quite a bit. If were him, I'd still be sick during the draft after eating that stuff.

Shaquille O’Neal
"Sometimes you have to ask the Universe or your God to help you get ahead through the fog. But ask! No one can do everything by themselves."

How I See It: And that’s exactly why the Jaguars should draft Tim Tebow.

Shelden Williams
"They playin war drums in Clottey trainin room, lol its bout to get real. Lol"

How I See It: Unless Clottey is going to use one of the drums as a weapon, I’m not sure if anything can really stop Pacquiao.

Thurman Thomas
"Home is where the fart is"

How I See It: Maturity at its finest.

Ryan Grant
"Ohhhhh nah we NEED it to stop..let's all use the force.. Gotta get on this late flight"

How I See It: Wait, did Ryan Grant just make a Star Wars reference? I guess we can assume Brett Favre is Darth Vader then. And Aaron Rodgers is his son Luke Skywalker. I’m calling George Lucas now to propose “Favre Wars.”