MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Deion Sanders
"So clean im dirty. http://t.co/qOjP1mAz"
How I See It: So reserved, you're primetime. Okay, that's sarcasm.

Victor Cruz
"I play this game for my family and the people from Paterson, NJ that understand the struggle. #BapBap"
How I See It: With all due respect to Paterson, NJ: "It's a town for losers and I'm pulling out of here to win." -Bruce Springsteen #salsa

Chad Ochocinco
"@nflcommish Dad call me when you get a chance, number is still the same."
How I See It: If he gets int he end zone Sunday, his celebration may last ten minutes.

Aaron Rodgers
"Just read this quote by Bruce Lee, "the less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be". Maybe I was wrong about the pro bowl?"
How I See It: Has Bruce Lee ever been in danger of being tackled. You can't beat Ray Lewis with karate.

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Andy Roddick
"@timtebow haven't seen much of you in the news recently....... How's everything been going???"
How I See It: You're too funny #fairweatherfriends

Tim Tebow
"Praise the Lord! Couldn't be any prouder of my teammates for believing in each other 'till the very end. GB²"
How I See It: ... and God for knocking that ball out of Marion Barber III's hands. I really appreciate it.

Jimmer Fredette
"Signed the deal today so I'm finally an NBA basketball player now! Excited to be apart of the kings organization!"
How I See It: College sports megastar + Criticisms that he can't play at the pro level + Unique religious faith = Basketball's Tim Tebow?

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Braylon Edwards
"Damn. Get ya knuckles ready"
How I See It: Gotta love tweeting while your gang is in the middle of a bar fight. This will definitely help raise your next contract.

Alex Morgan
"Bachelorette finale yes I watched it and yes I'm happy with the ending! I won't ruin it for you west coast people..."
How I See It: "The Bachelorette" could shatter viewing records if it casts Alex Morgan.

Tiger Woods
"Feeling fit and ready to tee it up at Firestone next week. Excited to get back out there!"
How I See It: Golf injuries: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Plaxico Burress
"I have a great question. Why is Chris Carter not in the Hall of Fame yet? The man was one of the best EVER to play the position. ThatsCrazy!"
How I See It: I have a great question: if I shoot myself in the leg with an unregistered weapon, will I have a $3 million contract waiting for me two years later?

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Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good"
How I See It: Wow, Cincinnati must have been worse than I thought. What did Ocho do anyway do deserve deliverance into the promised land of the best run franchise in the NFL?

Braylon Edwards
"It's a shame some people base all there knowledge off media outlets, usually " including NFL teams. Lol. Develop info for yourself please"
How I See It: A word of advice Braylon: Try to avoid insulting potential employers.

Pete Carroll
"I've seen better hands on a clock... And did they arrest the guy who stole your calves? @RobRiggle http://twitpic.com/5xcb32"
How I See It: Who knew Coach Carroll could spit this good of a trash talking game?

Jon Beason
"Turn on the tube! Jon beason highest paid MLB in the league. News breaks now"
How I See It: I'm always amazed by how much a little third person use amplifies the arrogance of a tweet.

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Nazr Mohammed
"Can't believe that I can't even talk to ex-teammates and friends that work for other #NBA teams #NBALockout"
How I See It: Something tells me these bored ballers are going to be pounding twitter with their whining.

Jonathan Vilma
"is the world supposed to end in 2012 still?"
How I See It: Tentatively yes, but the four horsemen are still locked up in stalemated labor negotiations that could lead to a lockout.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.."
How I See It: Clearly, Mr. Wade will have no problem staying employed no matter how long the lockout lasts. His skills are simply in high demand.

Charlie Villanueva
"Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?"
How I See It: Sorry Charlie, but that is just too funny.

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Tracy McGrady
"#honestyhour I aint done#unfinishedbusiness"
How I See It: Yes, you are done. And you have no business to finish.

Alana Beard
"God is good...All the time! Got the WORD"
How I See It: Tell that to a Cubs fan. See if they think the same way.

Chad Ochocinco
"Chad johnson RT @Fillin TheBlank: ____ is an a******!"
How I See It: Looks like somebody forgot they changed their name to two numbers in Spanish.

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Kenny Wallace
"Oh boy this is Fun Fun!..trying to pickup my family at Ohare in Chicago Airport, Security chasing me from parking spot:)"

How I See It: Do I smell sarcasm here? Anyway, Kenny you've got to expect consequences when you pull in above the speed limit; it’s just like pit road.

Chad Ochocinco
"Nah i was really on a bicycle RT @ChrisFourLane: did i tel yall i seen @ochocinco in southbeach on a #bike ...... or was i drunk/wasted "

How I See It: Training for your next stunt I assume? Better work hard, the Tour de France begins in a month.

Greg Anthony
"DEEEAAAAAMMMMMNNNN @KingJames”

How I See It: That’s the kind of in-depth analysis Greg Anthony gets paid for. Still, that truly summed up several of James' plays Thursday.

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Leonard Weaver
"The doctor just took a mold of my foot!!!!”
How I See It: Foot modeling, the No. 1 job for locked out NFLers. Chad Ochocinco
"Due 2 thelockout i'm marching with the band RT @WatchMy_Duuust: @ochocinco u goin to the Atlanta Classic.SU vs FAMU n Atl September 24?"
How I See It: Chad, unless you know something that we don’t, I wouldn’t just assume the lockout will still be on four months from now.

Jalen Rose
"I'm getting old....this will be my 10th straight season covering the NBA Finals! #I love this game!"
How I See It: You sure are, especially considering the fact that “I love this game” hasn’t been the NBA’s slogan for years.

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Kevin Durant
"Go grab that "selfmade" featuring my brother @Wale and the homies @MeekMill pill and @rickyrozay http://bit.ly/SelfMadeiTunes"
How I See It: Try to keep that away from Russell Westbrook. Anything with "self" in it can't help him.

Kristi Yamaguchi
"Big thx to everyone who came out to Costco yesterday! If u snapped a pic, be sure to upload & tag on Facebook. :)"
How I See It: Oh, the downfall of Olympic figure skaters. It has come to this: Promoting a book next to 48-packs of soda. Too bad the golden years are long gone.

JaVale McGee
"Goin to chipotle then weights -P"
How I See It: So in other words, you're going to down 1000 calories and then try to burn it all off? My recommendation would be to at least settle for a burrito bowl.

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Tony Hawk
"Customs agent at LAX: "Your name looks familiar. Are you that oldest skateboarder guy?""
How I See It: I’m sure you get that a lot.

Chad Ochocinco
"Why read the book when you can write your own...page 85 says Why fit in when you can stand out,it's really congested living inside the box."
How I See It: Is it ironic that you quoted page ocho cinco of your book?

Gary Guyton
"I am hungry and my dad is trying to make me watch this movie. I am about to get really mad and loose it."
How I See It: You know it is possible to watch a movie and eat food at the same time. It’s actually pretty common.

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Mike Leake
"Happy monday. hope everybody got their taxes in. who's going to be at the ballpark tonight?"
How I See It: Do you have to pay taxes on shoplifted goods?

Mike Tyson
"LOVE ANIMALS. DON'T EAT THEM."
How I See It: Same goes for human beings (i.e. Evander Holyfield)

Brian Kelly
"BlueGold game tomorrow at 2 PM EST. Lots of alumni around campus today. Feels like the fall is just around the corner.140 days till USF"
How I See It: Try to avoid using the words "the fall," this week in South Bend.

Hines Ward
"I want to thank Mrs. Rooney and the girls as well as Mrs. Tomlin for coming out and showing their support for me.... http://fb.me/LsQiAwBk"
How I See It: ...on "Dancing With The Stars."

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David Ortiz
"Great win today....the fans were amazing, you guys are the best!!!"
How I See It: David Ortiz, a member of the happiest 1-6 team in the history of sports.

Aaron Rodgers
"One thing i really miss living in Wisconsin is in n out....also wearing shorts"
How I See It: Does this mean the Super Bowl Hangover is already over? Rodgers must be pretty needy; you'd think that bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Titletown would keep him happy for at least a couple months.

Chad Ochocinco
"@ochocinco We live in society of capitalism based on greed. Some people are never satisfied and they just happen to run our country.Not cool"
How I See It: After the lockout and disappointing MLS stint, I guess Ocho is now looking for employment in politics.

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Dwight Howard
"Tough game. Dang melo. U had to catch fire."

How I See It: And play moderate defense for the first time as a Knick.

Eric Maynor
"PPL USE TO ASK ME ALL THE TIME......Y DID U CHOOSE VCU????? NOW U SEE Y........GREAT CITY N UNIVERSITY........VCU...........VCU"

How I See It: The success of a college basketball team proves that their city is great? Who knew?

John Calipari
"Stopped in w/my dad & visited w/the Knights of the Horseshoe of Wisdom at Wheeler's this morning. http://twitpic.com/4ed6qr"

How I See It: I guess you aren't referring to Brandon Knight's family...

Alexander Ovechkin
"Country BBQ time hahahaha with my best friends!misha and olga... http://yfrog.com/gzv3ncfj"

How I See It: With teeth like that, I have no idea how Alex eats.

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Kevin Harvick
"Just passed Hungry Mother state park..wonder who thought of that one?"

How I See It: Probably a Jewish mother at the end of Yom Kippur.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I've 1.8 million followers what's the percentage of followers that actually hate me #literally"

How I See It: However many watch VH1.

Chris Harris
"Just saw a mother a Smoothie King get 2yr old son a 32oz smoothie.......geez what happened to the kiddie cup lady"

How I See It: And they wonder why America has an obesity problem...

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Alexi Lalas
"I still maintain that flip-flops are inappropriate for air travel."

How I See It: If you had it your way people would travel in soccer boots.

Chad Ochocinco
"One of these days I'm going to start living!!!!!"

How I See It: Yeah, because your life has been so dull up until now.

Dwyane Wade
"2010-2011 what a year..I've been blessed to have the love and support that I receive. I wanna thank everyone for there kind words..#Z&Zdad"

How I See It: If you aren’t going to tag @KingJames or @chrisbosh... then I guess I will.

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