Tweets By Donte Greene, Andrew Bogut And More 11/11/10

  • Thursday, November 11, 2010 6:49 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Donte Greene
"Wats da score of da ravens game???"

How I See It: Hi, I'm Donte Greene and I don't know how to use the internet.

Andrew Bogut
"Please tbs tnt and who ever else, stop showing these annoying Conan commercials. We get it."

How I See It: Here's one athlete that's NOT on Team Coco.

Tom Danielson
"Got my winter gym routine dialed with @athleticedgefit today. Allison knows her stuff!"

How I See It: Nothing like a girl to whip an star athlete into shape.

Evan Oglesby
"Playing Bejeweled Blitz...Got me Addicted"

How I See It: Finally, an addiction we can all get behind.

Rickie Fowler
"And the Putt Putt Championship begins!!"

How I See It: Who needs the PGA Tour when you can rent bright pink putters and lime green balls?

Caleb Campbell
"Thanks to all those who have served, currently serving and those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for protecting our freedom. God bless u all"

How I See It: Nice to know there are athletes that realize there's more to life than Thursday football and Miami vs. Boston. Thank you, troops.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/09/10

  • Wednesday, June 9, 2010 6:34 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Kenny Smith
"I love newyork!! Doing interviews for Taco Bell today... $2 meals baby! Lol"

How I See It: You cannot consider Taco Bell's two-dollar deal a meal. It is a small five-layer burrito and a bag of Doritos. Since when is that a meal?

Landon Donovan
"Definitely getting excited now!!! 2 more days of training and then it's time to get down to business"

How I See It: Get it done in South Africa. Let's go, Team U.S.A.

Andy Roddick
"crap...... i dropped my phone in the toilet.... its drying..... im hoping it shows sign of life soon"

How I See It: Not going to happen, Andy. I still don't understand how Apple hasn't come out with a waterproof app.

Jessica Gysin
"Current debate: does getting stiches count as surgery?!"

How I See It: No way!

Evan Oglesby
"U never realize how much u use ur pinky finger until u jam it."

How I See It: It's a very underrated finger.

Le'Ron McLain
"Watching Friday Night Lights!! They pissing maboi Coach Taylor off!! Trying to fire him but it's cool #EastDillon SHOUT-OUT TO GYM!!"

How I See It: Friday Night Lights = best show on TV. Texas Forever!

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/12/10

  • Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:07 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Chris Bosh
"Trying to get an ipad. I hope the Apple store has one "

How I See It: I'm not sure about Toronto, but I know the Apple Store in Houston has some. Hint hint!

Evan Oglesby
"Dude got mad at me for not using the urinal... Guess he had to dookie "

How I See It: This may be the best tweet ever. Bravo!

Reggie Bush
"I guess I'm talking 2 a brick wall! Someone said Lebron has some growing to do? Lol! Maybe that person hasn't been watching the last 3 years"

How I See It: He is going to have some building to do in New York. Maybe a house or two?

Shawn Marion
"They didn't make spandex for everyone to wear so why do people who know there not supposed to do it anyway why is that "

How I See It: Some people are proud of what they have and like to show their stuff.

Chad OchoCinco
"If Mayweather-PacMan fight November 6th or 13th at Dallas Stadium will I be able to attend even though its during season #damn "

How I See It: Just plan on getting suspended that week.

Notah Begay III
"The White House has issued a 120 page report on how to combat childhood obesity. Here is a link to the full..."

How I See It: I think the White House doesn't realize that kids don't read anymore.

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Athlete Tweets Review 04/21/10

  • Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:00 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Pat Perez
"Some great words on a WD40 can: Lubricates. Penetrates. Moisture. Grime. Adhesive. Corrosion. Flammable. Inhalation. Ventilated. Petroleum."

How I See It: Someone must have some free time.

Chad Ochocinco
"@nflcommish Can you appointment me the NFL Ambassador please, I represent us very well in a FLASHY kind of way, think about it."

How I See It: Chad now has a better chance than Roethlisberger to get that assignment.

Bobby McCray
"The popeyes new special is crazy....I might hit the drive thru 6 times 2day...they might even ban me...."

How I See It: If you think that's crazy, how about KFC's new chicken sandwich where instead of bread they have two pieces of chicken?

Evan Oglesby
"Jus played the Lottery for my first time. Watch me hit the $252 Million PowerBall"

How I See It: I hope you are ready for a big disappointment.

Brandon Jennings

How I See It: How about all three?

Marc Colombo
"Hope everyone is having a great day!! If not, remember that you are a Cowboys fan and things will all of a sudden get better"

How I See It: This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/30/10

  • Saturday, January 30, 2010 8:03 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Evan Oglesby
"Just woke up from a much needed nap. Ready to Paint the town"

How I See It: Urban Dictionary defines “paint the town” as “to appear at a number of different parties.” So either Evan is a painter in the offseason, or he is about to have a wild night.

Nate Robinson
"Man we might be stuck in DC for another night with all this snow nooooooo!!!! I can't stand the snow! Word aapp!"

How I See It: Every time “DC” is brought up in relation to basketball, I feel the urge to make a Gilbert Arenas joke. It’s an epidemic.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i saw that obama was at the duke game!! he might be bad luck for collegiate sports haha!!"

How I See It: And now he is trying to change the BCS system ... but if he is bad luck, I still don’t see how it can get much worse.

Shawne Merriman
"Can somebody ask @OGOchoCinco where is the charity event"

How I See It: Can you?

Grant Hill
"RT @OMGFacts: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. #omgfacts"

How I See It: It doesn’t work with humans. Not that I’ve tried or anything. (I was desperate!)

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/29/10

  • Friday, January 29, 2010 8:59 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Santonio Holmes
"Party on the beach, party animal let em off the leash!"

How I See It: I’m sure this is exactly what Mike Tomlin wants to hear about his wide receiver.

Dustin Keller
"@nickmangold haha I thought an offensive lineman would appreciate any type of meal"

How I See It: Way to be a good teammate, Dustin.

Evan Oglesby
"If ur n Miami. Holla at me"

How I See It: Holla.

David Garrard
"Great career by Kurt Warner. Living proof of never let anyone tell you, you can't do something. Much respect!!"

How I See It: David Garrard is also living proof: I would have told you a few weeks ago that he would never play in a Pro Bowl, and yet here he is as the 400th replacement quarterback for the AFC. You just never know.

Dhani Jones
"Dhani will be making a special LIVE appearance next week with one of his good friends. Stay tuned for more info!"

How I See It:I guess Dhani enjoys speaking in third person.

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Athlete Tweets Review 01/02/10

  • Saturday, January 2, 2010 5:33 PM
  • Written By: Stanley Kay


Evan Oglesby
"i lost my phone and contact..text me ur name, email, and if u have blackberry send ur pin..thanks"

How I See It: You’re sending this out….to your entire twitter following base? Interesting. Desperate for contacts I guess.

Trent Shelton
"So I turn on the tv...and a epidsope of top model is on that I didn't want to see lol"

How I See It:Are there episodes of Top Model that you actually do want to see?

Bryant McKinnie
"Well its warmed up a bit! Went from -15 to -6 whoo hoo! Lol! "

How I See It: It’s in the 60’s today in Florida … I think I shivered a couple times, and I had to break out the sweatshirt for the first time in a while. So I totally know what Bryant is going through right now.

Mark Teahen
"Just realized why Fitzgerald is a better reciever than I am....thumbs, he has them."

How I See It:Yeah … he has them. So do I. I guess I’ll throw my name out there for Anquan Boldin’s replacement when he bolts town.

Reggie Bush
"Those were some great College games yesterday...I think the Northwestern/Auburn game might have been the best of the day maybe the year!"

How I See It: Agreed. Also, Reggie should audition for the kicking job for the Wildcats next season.

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