Tweets By Dwyane Wade, Michael Oher, Chad Ochocinco And More

  • Friday, July 1, 2011 3:17 PM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Nazr Mohammed
"Can't believe that I can't even talk to ex-teammates and friends that work for other #NBA teams #NBALockout"
How I See It: Something tells me these bored ballers are going to be pounding twitter with their whining.

Jonathan Vilma
"is the world supposed to end in 2012 still?"
How I See It: Tentatively yes, but the four horsemen are still locked up in stalemated labor negotiations that could lead to a lockout.

Dwyane Wade
"I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.."
How I See It: Clearly, Mr. Wade will have no problem staying employed no matter how long the lockout lasts. His skills are simply in high demand.

Charlie Villanueva
"Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?"
How I See It: Sorry Charlie, but that is just too funny.

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Tweets By LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Michael Oher And More

  • Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:04 AM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


LeBron James
"Happy 4th B-day to my little one Bryce Maximus James!! Love u much and have many more great ones"
How I See It: So you averaged just over half your son's age in the fourth quarter of the Finals. Congrats, man.

Dwyane Wade
"I wanna take ths time & say THANK U 2 all of the Miami heat & My supporters across the country. Nothing but luv & respect 4 all of u.."
How I See It: The Miami Heat have fans? Since when?.

Michael Oher
"#imhappiestwhen the ppl that are close to me are as well! RT"
How I See It: Well, how are Mr. and Mrs. Tuohy doing? And how about Ms. Sue?

Shawne Merriman
"Has anybody watched this show are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
How I See It: No. No one has ever seen it. What do you think?

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Tweets By Chad Ochocinco, Jalen Rose And More

  • Thursday, May 26, 2011 10:33 PM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Leonard Weaver
"The doctor just took a mold of my foot!!!!”
How I See It: Foot modeling, the No. 1 job for locked out NFLers. Chad Ochocinco
"Due 2 thelockout i'm marching with the band RT @WatchMy_Duuust: @ochocinco u goin to the Atlanta Classic.SU vs FAMU n Atl September 24?"
How I See It: Chad, unless you know something that we don’t, I wouldn’t just assume the lockout will still be on four months from now.

Jalen Rose
"I'm getting old....this will be my 10th straight season covering the NBA Finals! #I love this game!"
How I See It: You sure are, especially considering the fact that “I love this game” hasn’t been the NBA’s slogan for years.

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Tweets by Kevin Durant, Kristi Yamaguchi And More

  • Monday, May 23, 2011 9:07 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


Kevin Durant
"Go grab that "selfmade" featuring my brother @Wale and the homies @MeekMill pill and @rickyrozay"
How I See It: Try to keep that away from Russell Westbrook. Anything with "self" in it can't help him.

Kristi Yamaguchi
"Big thx to everyone who came out to Costco yesterday! If u snapped a pic, be sure to upload & tag on Facebook. :)"
How I See It: Oh, the downfall of Olympic figure skaters. It has come to this: Promoting a book next to 48-packs of soda. Too bad the golden years are long gone.

JaVale McGee
"Goin to chipotle then weights -P"
How I See It: So in other words, you're going to down 1000 calories and then try to burn it all off? My recommendation would be to at least settle for a burrito bowl.

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Tweets By Rory McIlroy, Rajon Rondo And Tiger Woods

  • Tuesday, April 12, 2011 8:24 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


Rory McIlroy
"Flying to Malaysia with charl! Glad one of us has a green jacket on!!!"
How I See It: Speaking of awkward moments ...

Rajon Rondo
"Its going to be a very interesting series against NYK"
How I See It: But first, a very awkward regular-season finale.

Phil Hughes
"Gonna need many bolts updates wed night!"
How I See It: No. What you need is a moderately fast four-seamer.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"OKC, Durant, and Westbrook are for real and could prove problematic for the Lakers in the playoffs if they aren't playing their best ball."
How I See It: No way, man. Not one person in the entire country is thinking the same thing.

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Tweets By DeSean Jackson, LeBron James And More

  • Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:03 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


DeSean Jackson
"Lets ride big dogg>>>RT @Thepresidentcb: Bout to hit NYC with the hommie @DeseanJackson10."

How I See It: As a Giants fan, I'm warning you for your own safety, DO NOT COME BACK TO NEW YORK.

Nick Swisher
"Need some Xmas present ideas for the fam. Suggestions?"

How I See It: Earplugs.

Michael Oher
"My mom got me so much Louis Vuitton I dont know what i did to deserve this!"

How I See It: Sandra Bullock's first gift to Big Mike since that pickup truck.

Curt Schilling
"Watching gabs at softball, had to insert myself into drills, to help, now have eleventeen pulled quad muscles"

How I See It: Coming from bloody sock man himself. Real tough guy.

Coco Crisp
"Biz day 4 me 2day. My bedroom got invaded by an army of ants. Spent my morning at war wit them! Took bout an hour but I won the war!"

How I See It: Folks, this is why your mother told you that leaving food on the floor would lead to ants. Imagine being a Cocoa Krispie. It can't be a fun life.

Landry Fields
"Laying down watching, The History Channel."

How I See It: In other words, "Look at me, I went to Stanford!"

Kerry Rhodes
"Ok louisville let's take control of this game! The best named bowl game ever lol lol. THE BEEF O' BRADY bowl! ?"

How I See It: Listen, Kerry, just be glad the Cardinals aren't playing in that game.

Landon Donovan
"Christmas done came early RT @MissKajlich: ho ho ho RT @JonnyIce: @MissKajlich #Maxim holiday gift to us all!"

How I See It: Okay, Landon Donovan and Bianca Kajlich are still the weirdest separated couple in the world.

Ozzie Guillen
"how is holidays for everyone? I have gained 10 pounds already jaja"

How I See It: Did Ozzie eat another umpire?

LeBron James
"Why would u even punt the ball to him though! No sense! Smh.He's the most explosive player in the stadium. Amazing play by @DeseanJackson10"

How I See It: Why would you tell the city of Cleveland that you wouldn't stop until you brought [them] a championship? No sense!

Tweets By Jay Feely, Michael Oher And More

  • Tuesday, December 14, 2010 6:02 PM
  • Written By: Julian Clarke


Michael Oher
"Im really a maya moore fan"

How I See It: Just ask her out already.

Hakim Warrick
"Just cop some true cargo shorts n the middle of dec... Gotta love phx"

How I See It: Gotta love that 11-12 record.

Brandon Jennings
"Any basketball games on espn or espn2 tonight?"

How I See It: Is it just me, or does a single professional athlete know how to use the internet?

Braylon Edwards
"What's up world...Today is foundation tuesday...were getting a lot of work done"

How I See It: You might as well be getting work done since you guys haven't scored a touchdown since Thanksgiving.

Kevin Weekes
"Hey Toronto-we're in Canada NOT New Mexico,all of you with 4-Wheel drive...have to be able to drive in Winter !!!"

How I See It: Seriously, there is no other side to this argument. I just don't know how to respond to this.

Jay Feely
"Is this thing really supposed to make my groin feel better?"

How I See It: Jay, you rushed for a touchdown on Sunday; I was impressed. Don't make me lose all the respect I just gained for you.

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Athlete Tweets Review 09/28/10

  • Tuesday, September 28, 2010 5:36 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband


Wes Johnson
"Just leaving Roosevelt Elementary School w/ @J_Flynn . Had a great time reading the Three Little Pigs. Our Mascot Crunch did his thing lol"

How I See It: So the NBA Read to Achieve campaign really does exist. It’s not just some advertising scam.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Honored to be considered one of the best football programs with on the field success AND academics!! GO CATS!"

How I See It: Way to stick it to Vandy, Pat! Totally outsmarted them in Week 1.

Allen Iverson
"My wife and I lost 8 pounds each in a week off this diet -> really amazing"

How I See It: The Acai Berry diet is definitely not THE ANSWER to reviving your basketball career.

Marcellus Wiley
"Runnin on the beach, saw 3 kids playing football, I wanted to play catch w/them & they said NO! Dad tells them who "I am" kids still said No"

How I See It: Marcellus, I hate to break it to you man, but this means you got old really darn fast.

Michael Oher
"My former teammate and close friend Mike Wallace for the Steelers just told me it will be an honor to play against me this Sunday"

How I See It: Please tell me I wasn’t the only person who expected you to say Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw or Kathy Bates as your former teammate.

Sinorice Moss
"Thank you @SorayaLewis & @Revis24 I got you. Get healthy bruh."

How I See It: And Darrelle Revis becomes the 5,000th person to send Sinorice Moss a “get well” message over the past five years!

Eric Barton
"Wanna go see wallstreet at 4:20"

How I See It: You know what, that could be exactly what the Browns need! Screw practice. Maybe the front office will learn how to actually use their money wisely.

Daequan Cook
"Just finished my first practice of training camp slow start but finished strong gotta change some habits frm my old team but a Good start"

How I See It: Yeah, I was just as surprised when I found out Miami was even looking for someone else to play small forward. Who’d they sign over you again?

Shaquille O'Neal
"See what happens when u laff at people da same person dat got rondo got me"

How I See It: If Shaq’s the Diesel engine, what does that make Rajon Rondo? Windshield wiper fluid?

LeBron James
"Always good to be back on the field. Call me LeBron Randy Moss James. Yes Sir!!"

How I See It: Makes sense. You would go play with Tom Brady if you were in the NFL. Not that you’re arrogant or anything.

Athlete Tweets Review 07/02/10

  • Friday, July 2, 2010 6:17 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright


Frank Trigg
"Nico wants to see naked men. Off we go."

How I See It: At least you're supportive?

Michael Oher
"Phone number!"

How I See It: Alright, alright...Christ, what happened to that docile brute I saw Sandra Bullock tucking into bed? 773-3....

Larry Fitzgerald
"Chicago what's good for tonight?"

How I See It: Let's see ... we got Cubs baseball, gunfire and the Taste. Not very much actually.

Dwyane Wade
"Imma start a website called What little do they"

How I See It: Is anybody else convinced that the big NBA free agents all think this ad nauseum coverage is hilarious?

Fabricio Oberto
"Que huevos!!!"

How I See It: Indeed.

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Athlete Tweets Review 05/05/10

  • Wednesday, May 5, 2010 3:22 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Michael Oher
"Getting my air conditioning fixed it's been a little hot the last few days."

How I See It: And it will only get worse.

Jonny Flynn
"I have know clue what to get my moms for mothers day? Suggestions from women would be niiiiiice (fab voice)"

How I See It: You also have NO clue how to spell the word NO.

David Anderson
"So if I celebrate cinco de Mayo, when the Mexicans defeated French, I am going to celebrate 1 of July, Canandians free from British. Fair"

How I See It: Makes sense. Everyone should get work off on both those days to celebrate.

Will Blackmon
"Ninja turtles 2 secret of the ooze is on HBO! Nice!"

How I See It: One of the best movies ever made. "Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!"

Andy Roddick
"my fantasy baseball team absolutely sucks... it frustrates me daily..... *%#*"

How I See It: Luckily there are only 130 games remaining.

Mike Jenkins
"Congrats to the big homie Pacman Jones!"

How I See It: Way to go, big homie. Enjoy your three months with the Bengals.

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