MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Natasha Hastings
"24!"

How I See It: Not sure if she’s talking about Jack Bauer or Kobe Bryant. And I’m not sure which one is more likely to be eliminated either.

Kassim Osgood
"I think im the only person on Twitter to lose 3 followers in 3 weeks, but still have the same total! Lol!!!"

How I See It: Wait, so you lost 3 but you added 3 at the same time? I’m really confused. No wonder you lost 3 followers (but gained 3 too?).

Apolo Ohno
"Never say never"

How I See It: And yet you just said it twice. The ultimate paradox, and dumbest expression ever.

Charlie Villanueva
"Aight budtweets, I'm on the road again. Catch ya later. Peace."

How I See It: If you’re taking the road out of Detroit, can you take your massive contract with you? Thanks.

Ray Rice
"I'm wost than a lil kid just spilled my whole salad on myself smh"

How I See It: And you know Ray meant to spill his salad, of course.

Renee Montgomery
"Cincy is getting mollywhopped by WVU while Bill Clinton and Denzel Washington are sitting in the stands."

How I See It: Mollywhopped? I can only imagine Bill Clinton saying that word: “I did not mollywhop that woman!”

Eric Fehr
"The Incredibles is one of the most entertaining cartoon movies ever!"

How I See It: Yeah, it’s simply incredible!!! Ok, terrible joke ... weak crop of tweets tonight. I'm in desperation mode.

Kassim Osgood
"and right now i have Garlic Breath! Good thing my girlfriend is not close by...i mean, if there WAS one. lol!!! looking...takers?? lol jk"

How I See It: Except you totally aren’t kidding.

Ozzie Guillen
"The wings vegasa yesssasa"

How I See It: Is this English? Spanish? Some other language only Ozzie Guillen understands?

Adam Jones
"BUT THERES STILL A CHANCE"

How I See It: Hope spring's eternal ... except when you play for the Orioles.

Kassim Osgood
"If I said I love you all, does that make me weird? Cuz I love all of y'all, all of y'all are beautiful!"

How I See It: It is a little weird, Kassim. I mean, I barely know you.

Lance Moore
"It feels great to be a champion!"

How I See It: Thanks for rubbing it in.

Jose Canseco
"Don't do business with a memorabilia dealer named Dough Aimes from North Carolina most of his stuff is fake or stolen. Especially my stuff."

How I See It: Never trust a man named Dough.

Michelle Wie
"I am so excited and honored to partner with Kia Motors! http://bit.ly/c9Rc5t"

How I See It: Are you even old enough to drive?

Jonny Flynn
"Just ate an old fashion pre game meal. 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches. Oh yea can't forget the milk"

How I See It: Proof positive that pro athletes are a different species. After 3 PB&Js, the last thing I want to do is run around.

Shaun Phillips
"No one should motivate you as much as you motivate yourself."

How I See It: Nice words, but the irony is killing me inside.

Freddy Adu
"Hey guys thanks for the support for sure. its gonna happen sooner or later i promise you that."

How I See It: You mean you being good?

Thomas Howard
"Man I just ordered a fresh batch of KFC's Hot Wings. A 20 Piece"

How I See It: [see "Jonny Flynn].

Kassim Osgood
"No seriously guys, I think you should all follow @ShaunPhillips95 cuz he gets **** done! Say hello to him peoples!"

How I See It: Imagine how much **** he'd get done if he didn't motivate people to not let people motivate them.